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Topic: This website is a collection of things which aren't poutine.  (Read 1185 times)

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Lemon, January 12, 2020, 03:54:14 pm

I might actually share this in my class at some point.
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I might actually share this in my class at some point.
Neal, January 12, 2020, 04:04:02 pm

Oh please please please share whatever poorly written essay may come as a result.
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Lemon, rather than fill out over a dozen individual forms, I want to use this thread to report a serial criminal: http://fritesvancouver.com/menu/

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Lemon, rather than fill out over a dozen individual forms, I want to use this thread to report a serial criminal: http://fritesvancouver.com/menu/
Neal, February 18, 2020, 03:32:16 pm
frites is good and uses real cheese curds. Don't be rude.

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Lemon, rather than fill out over a dozen individual forms, I want to use this thread to report a serial criminal: http://fritesvancouver.com/menu/
Neal, February 18, 2020, 03:32:16 pm
frites is good and uses real cheese curds. Don't be rude.
chai tea latte, February 18, 2020, 04:52:34 pm
getting the okonomiyaki poutine tonight. Xoxo

E: okonomi poutine. Solid.

OKNOMI FRITES
TOPPED WITH, PICKLED GINGER, CABBAGE, OKONOMI SAUCE, KEWPIE MAYO, SEAWEED, SESAME SEEDS, GREEN ONION
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Poutine has seaweed in it?  I learned something today!

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Poutine has seaweed in it?  I learned something today!
Victor Laszlo, February 26, 2020, 11:00:27 pm
it can! Vancouver owns

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getting the okonomiyaki poutine tonight. Xoxo

E: okonomi poutine. Solid.

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chai tea latte, February 26, 2020, 09:38:44 pm

So, clearly that's insane, but looking at the website, I see that it's you who are repeatedly misdescribing this as poutine. They're calling it "frites". Which is... fine, I have no objection to that.

The things they actually are describing as poutine... it's a little hard to infer from the picture alone. They're saying "double layer poutine", which makes me think that there's a layer of poutine, and then a layer of, for example, Korean beef and kimchi.

If that is the case, that sounds delicious and I want some right now. If that's not the case, it's a crime and it should be reported.

That "Traditional" tho.... man, I really don't trust that one.



Again, I can't know from photo alone what's going on here, but if they're selling potato wedges and aioli and describing it as "traditional poutine", then that is just an affront to decency everywhere.
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They also explicitly call this poutine:



which even I, an ignorant American, can see is clearly not poutine.  I don't think Neal is in the wrong here, no matter how much chai enjoys eating not poutine.
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They also explicitly call this poutine:



which even I, an ignorant American, can see is clearly not poutine.
Victor Laszlo, February 27, 2020, 09:51:33 am

But see, again, without a description of the product itself I can't make a ruling. I see an eggroll wrapper, inside looks like hasbrown, cheese and bacon(?) and it's called "Bacon Deep Fried Poutine". It's probably a crime, but I can't make a ruling on photo alone.

Even their DoorDash listings don't have descriptions, although the photos do appear to reinforce the idea that "double layer" means "poutine first then other shit on top of that".

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Do I even want to know the chain of logic that means poutine = "Disney snack?"

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Do I even want to know the chain of logic that means poutine = "Disney snack?"
Antivehicular, October 01, 2020, 08:27:21 pm

My guess would be that they serve it at, like, a Canada-themed pavilion or something at Disney World (but I say this as someone who has never been to A Disney so do not hold me to it) and it's bad enough that this person has decided this is a reasonable alternative.