332: Why Don't The Females Understand Bitcoin?

[Lemon]

[Achilles' Heelies]

In case you missed it: https://twitter.com/TheFPlus/status/1294465638082195456?s=20

[Tipsy Almond]

"How can we cover up the fact that we don't know a thing about financial investments, overhead costs, and computer hardware? That's it! Horrifically illiterate sexism! To the forum submission box!"

In all seriousness though, the ROI of cryptocurrency is very much in the "results may vary" category.

[Wrought]

The universe willed this podcast into being so that someday, someone would read the words "women is really a paths duck" out loud.

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

This is a GOAT episode.

[EYE OF ZA]

The only thing I can imagine a paths duck being is "apathetic". (Say it with one of those stuffy-nosed voices.)

[dickthedick]

[Seth "Slimy" Rollins]

women just keep taking the path duck less traveled by and it makes all the difference

[I Liked That Joke]

In this chaotic, unpredictable, often frightening world it's reassuring to know that Portaxx still doesn't understand toilets.

[positive stress]

all of the posts saying "women love money and they love spending money. that's why they will never understand bitcoin" really give the game away that bitcoin is more of a lifestyle that makes them feel cool and smart and masculine than it is a thing that they really sincerely believe is good and important for the world

[Antivehicular]

all of the posts saying "women love money and they love spending money. that's why they will never understand bitcoin" really give the game away that bitcoin is more of a lifestyle that makes them feel cool and smart and masculine than it is a thing that they really sincerely believe is good and important for the world

It's also a tacit acknowledgment that they will never, ever be able to turn their bitcoin "riches" into actual monetary gain, instead of an abstract number on a website. Only the pure, rational masculine mind can appreciate the beauty of NUMBER GO UP!

[Shame Boi]

Finally got around to paying the ten bucks now that I've actually submitted a doc. A few things I wanted to mention:

• At one point Boots is told to read a post by "saddampbuh" and immediately rejects it. That was actually one of the least disgusting posts by that dude I could find. In an early version of the doc, I actually had a whole section of just saddampbuh posts where he explicitly says the "women having sex with women is hot, men having sex with men is disgusting and sinful" thing, followed by a long diatribe on how pornography was invented by jews to corrupt people. I realized at some point that it was way too disgusting for the podcast, though even the bitcoiners were making fun of this dude so that's... something I guess?
• There's a section in the doc on a coin called BREED that was pretty long and understandably didn't get read, but I highly recommend you give that a look if you want to see bitcoiners trying to start some kind of sex cult. Personally I would have called it Cumcoin but whatever.
• Regarding how bad everyone is at typing, a bunch of them are ESL but at the same time a bunch of them... aren't... Man I don't know.
• I genuinely like the term "Money Slavering" a whole lot

Anyway I really love how this ep turned out, thanks for reading it!

(Oh also, I made this ballpit account before I had "standardized" on the Shame Boi spelling, I'm not sure if y'all can change that or I just have to live with it. It's not really a big deal regardless.)

[EYE OF ZA]

The bitcoin threads over on SA came to the conclusion that, similar to how scammers will send super obvious fake emails so that they'll only catch people too clueless to know any better, bitcoin self-selects for people who are dumb enough to think it's a good idea to invest in bitcoin. I assume the same process of selecting only the biggest rubes is why the spelling is so bad.

[Boots Raingear]

(Oh also, I made this ballpit account before I had "standardized" on the Shame Boi spelling, I'm not sure if y'all can change that or I just have to live with it. It's not really a big deal regardless.)

Go into your account settings under profile menu. You can change your display name there.

[Shame Boi]

Go into your account settings under profile menu. You can change your display name there.

Thanks, I could have sworn I checked there already but I guess not...