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Topic: 338: Let's Stick Crystals Up Our Vaginas  (Read 7688 times)

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338: Let's Stick Crystals Up Our Vaginas
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338: Let's Stick Crystals Up Our Vaginas #1
NO!!!
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338: Let's Stick Crystals Up Our Vaginas #2
work today sucked so goddamn much, and I was just feeling bad about a lot of things

and then this came out and suddenly I feel so much happier
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NO!!!
work today sucked so goddamn much, and I was just feeling bad about a lot of things

and then this came out and suddenly I feel so much happier
these two moods simultaneously
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338: Let's Stick Crystals Up Our Vaginas #4
This origin story is the most rich Californian thing possible. All it's missing is it's own branded (possibly vaginal) wine.
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338: Let's Stick Crystals Up Our Vaginas #5
Goop coming up is one of those “man, I knew this would happen eventually” sorts of things but also “god, fuck you all for making me remember this.”
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338: Let's Stick Crystals Up Our Vaginas #6
'goop' is the only company that's named for the byproduct of using the product

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338: Let's Stick Crystals Up Our Vaginas #8
Gotta get your rocks on before you can get your rocks off.
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you know what they always say: edge twice, orgasm once
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338: Let's Stick Crystals Up Our Vaginas #10
I was listening to this episode last night and the phrase "Psychic Trash Bin" conjured this disgusting image in my mind. I hope you folks enjoy!
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338: Let's Stick Crystals Up Our Vaginas #11
The crystal ball gag makes me uncomfortable in ways I have a hard time articulating, and also ways that the ridiculists articulated very clearly. Tooth damage ahoy!

Also, for those who are worried about the egg getting lost, the site sells lengths of hemp twine you can run through drilled holes in the egg for later retrieval, if you've ever felt an erotic yearning for something like a tampon but waaaay worse
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Trauma mia!
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338: Let's Stick Crystals Up Our Vaginas #13
CHAKRUB WARRIORS RULE!!!
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338: Let's Stick Crystals Up Our Vaginas #14
Don't stick crystals in your holes! Put them in there! Do not put them in there!
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