Episode 339: Afterskin

[Lemon]

[GirlKisser420]

Keratin is a weird thing to think your dick grows. If you get circ’ed your dick gets a fingernail, that’s science

[Antivehicular]

Keratin is a weird thing to think your dick grows. If you get circ’ed your dick gets a fingernail, that’s science

The layman assumes the phrase "getting horny" refers exclusively to sexual arousal, but professionals understand its connection to the Post-Circumcision Dick Horn

[KingKalamari]

[Immoral Filth]

This was kind of a short episode. You could have stretched it out some more.

[Antivehicular]

This was kind of a short episode. You could have stretched it out some more.

To be fair, they were only at a Real Ridiculist Index (RRI) of 4. They're going to need at least 6 more ridiculists to get the podcast to docking length.

Also: Raw Milk for Cockrub Warrior of the Year

[Ambious]

A surprising lack of anti-semitism in this one.

[Boots Raingear]

1 Samuel 18:24-25
Saul's servants reported back, and Saul told his servants, 'Tell David, "The king wants no other price for the bride than a hundred Philistine foreskins, so as to have vengeance on his enemies."'


1 Samuel 18:27
So David and his men went and killed two hundred Philistine men.


1 Samuel 18:27
He brought their foreskins and presented them before the king in full number.



1 Samuel 18:29
Saul realized that Yahweh was with David, and he was more afraid of David than ever.

From The Brick Testament

[The Killer Dynamo]

I have a family member who works in a urology clinic, and it is not uncommon for these fellas to come in seeking treatment after mangling their dicks with whatever MacGuyver contraption they've chosen.

I told them about this episode topic and they texted me back "gGGGGGGGGGGG"

[Shell Game]

When you got to reddit it was like flashing back to my first shared house and the intactivist libertarianism that was thrust upon me there.

[Shell Game]

I've been made aware that I have the misfortune of remembering Foreskin Man where others don't. Consider this a PSA. A super fucking offensive PSA. I'm linking articles and videos and not the actual comic.

Foreskin Man was a superhero designed by a guy who tried to pass a bill in California banning non-medically necessary circumcision back in 2011. It's notable for being extremely anti-semitic, extremely racist, extremely islamophobic and extremely sexist. The comic ran 5 issues.

Here's an old mother jones article i found.

Here's a Wikipedia page with much less information, but that may be for the better.

Here's the THEME SONG as performed by "Vulva Girl."
Explore at your own risk.

[PersonFromPorlock]

It's funny about the antisemitism. I've got a restored foreskin, and once upon a time, I had a website about how I did it. It was on PoE once -- you've likely seen it. Anyway, I never got any sort of hate about it with the exception of this one Orthodox Jewish group in Israel who despised me. It was an old fashioned sort of website with very little user interaction, so they couldn't really cause any problem on it, but they'd follow me around on forums and harass me constantly.

[Shell Game]

It's funny about the antisemitism.

...Is it?

Anyway, I never got any sort of hate about it with the exception of this one Orthodox Jewish group in Israel who despised me.

Are you, in response to my post about the horrendously offensive comic in which a giant blond intactivist fights and defeats villainous mohels depicted in some very grotesque stereotypes, highlighting some sort of irony that, in your experience, Jewish people are aggressors?

Because I have a few concerns with this impulse to compare...

Or perhaps this is in response to the wondering about there not being antisemitism in the episode. To which i still wonder... is your point "well actually, the jews..." ? Cuz it REALLY feels like that's your point.

[Antivehicular]

I've got a restored foreskin, and once upon a time, I had a website about how I did it.

[Tipsy Almond]

It's funny about the antisemitism. I've got a restored foreskin, and once upon a time, I had a website about how I did it. It was on PoE once -- you've likely seen it. Anyway, I never got any sort of hate about it with the exception of this one Orthodox Jewish group in Israel who despised me. It was an old fashioned sort of website with very little user interaction, so they couldn't really cause any problem on it, but they'd follow me around on forums and harass me constantly.

TMI, bro.