Episode 339: Afterskin

[Lemon]

[GirlKisser420]

Keratin is a weird thing to think your dick grows. If you get circ’ed your dick gets a fingernail, that’s science

[Antivehicular]

Keratin is a weird thing to think your dick grows. If you get circ’ed your dick gets a fingernail, that’s science

The layman assumes the phrase "getting horny" refers exclusively to sexual arousal, but professionals understand its connection to the Post-Circumcision Dick Horn

[KingKalamari]

[Immoral Filth]

This was kind of a short episode. You could have stretched it out some more.

[Antivehicular]

This was kind of a short episode. You could have stretched it out some more.

To be fair, they were only at a Real Ridiculist Index (RRI) of 4. They're going to need at least 6 more ridiculists to get the podcast to docking length.

Also: Raw Milk for Cockrub Warrior of the Year

[Ambious]

A surprising lack of anti-semitism in this one.

[Boots Raingear]

1 Samuel 18:24-25
Saul's servants reported back, and Saul told his servants, 'Tell David, "The king wants no other price for the bride than a hundred Philistine foreskins, so as to have vengeance on his enemies."'


1 Samuel 18:27
So David and his men went and killed two hundred Philistine men.


1 Samuel 18:27
He brought their foreskins and presented them before the king in full number.



1 Samuel 18:29
Saul realized that Yahweh was with David, and he was more afraid of David than ever.

From The Brick Testament

[The Killer Dynamo]

I have a family member who works in a urology clinic, and it is not uncommon for these fellas to come in seeking treatment after mangling their dicks with whatever MacGuyver contraption they've chosen.

I told them about this episode topic and they texted me back "gGGGGGGGGGGG"

[Shell Game]

When you got to reddit it was like flashing back to my first shared house and the intactivist libertarianism that was thrust upon me there.

[Shell Game]

I've been made aware that I have the misfortune of remembering Foreskin Man where others don't. Consider this a PSA. A super fucking offensive PSA. I'm linking articles and videos and not the actual comic.

Foreskin Man was a superhero designed by a guy who tried to pass a bill in California banning non-medically necessary circumcision back in 2011. It's notable for being extremely anti-semitic, extremely racist, extremely islamophobic and extremely sexist. The comic ran 5 issues.

Here's an old mother jones article i found.

Here's a Wikipedia page with much less information, but that may be for the better.

Here's the THEME SONG as performed by "Vulva Girl."
Explore at your own risk.