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Topic: 342: Root Beer Advocates  (Read 40824 times)

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342: Root Beer Advocates
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342: Root Beer Advocates #1
I, for one, do not miss Aristophanes one bit.

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342: Root Beer Advocates #2
One day, I want to enjoy anything as much as that one dude enjoyed that bottle of Teddy's he put in the freezer for an hour.

I think I'm okay with never tasting anything that's "tasty like a carnival," though. Hot buttered chimps!
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I love Toast's 'dramatic consumer complaint' voice
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this is the exact kind of horseshit I would have gotten into when I was 15. Fuck yeah guys you're all so cool

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342: Root Beer Advocates #5
Oh, I have opinions on root beer. I was surprised their was no mention of Sprecher root beer. I'd guess that that means the site is as old as it looks.
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Night Owl is so worried about people spending their hard-earned cash on trying new root beers but like... OK I am not a root beer connoisseur, but I am pretty sure that you're not going to get into double digits on trying one, right?

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I think its also hilarious that root beer is artificial because they banned the sassifras root for being a carcinogen.  That makes it faker than ginger beer.
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I had some nicer root beer a few years back; can't remember if it was a brand mentioned in the episode. Tasted dang good, but it was prohibitively expensive for a 6 pack. Like.... 10 bucks or some ridiculous shit.

I'm continually amazed at the pettiness of the internet. ._.

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I am entirely in favor of an entire episode done in cowboy voice, mostly so I can flood the comment section with Primus gifs...
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I am entirely in favor of an entire episode done in cowboy voice, mostly so I can flood the comment section with Primus gifs...
KingKalamari, January 15, 2021, 03:23:40 pm
I'm disappointed I don't live in the universe where the Jelqing Cowboys episode is already real, tbh
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342: Root Beer Advocates #12
I am entirely in favor of an entire episode done in cowboy voice, mostly so I can flood the comment section with Primus gifs...
KingKalamari, January 15, 2021, 03:23:40 pm
I'm disappointed I don't live in the universe where the Jelqing Cowboys episode is already real, tbh
Antivehicular, January 15, 2021, 03:53:26 pm
Get a longer little doggie, pardner
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knyteowl did nothing wrong

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I think its also hilarious that root beer is artificial because they banned the sassifras root for being a carcinogen.  That makes it faker than ginger beer.
blunge, January 15, 2021, 11:37:54 am
Sassafras being a carcinogen and perhaps more importantly, containing a chemical that's a precursor to MDMA
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