384: The Angry Apple Nerd

[Lemon]

[PaulLovesToLaugh]

I'd been waiting for this episode ever since you uploaded the toiccing JFK tribute. So about 5 hours.

[Great Joe]

[Doctor Interrogative]

Everyone be cool, but I've managed to procure a photo of Brian Frange.

[EYE OF ZA]

There's something special about the last review where the review and the commenter both start off in internet tough guy voice and then both apologize and calm down.

[Diploskull]

Apple rankings guy just popped up on my tiktok, he only has 2 videos so far.

[PaulLovesToLaugh]

Apple rankings guy just popped up on my tiktok, he only has 2 videos so far.

I bet Lemon is trying to help Apple Guy go viral. Tree fruit folk stick together

[Wolley74]

ceci n'est pas une pomme rouge délicieuse

[Dr. Buttplug]

Portax forgot the obvious, "Apple in your eye you worm filled son of a bitch"

[Glitterbomber]

Jack Chick is right about gala apples, absolute dogshit apple for morons

[LuckyNumbers]

The sound of absolute agony Frank West made after Portaxx told her stapler joke floored me, holy shit

[A Simple Farming Goblin]

Is it terrible that I agree with a lot of the rankings? Like, the guy's a bit of a wingnut and it's always a delight when people go waaaaaay in depth on stuff that's ultimately inconsequential but dammit he's right about granny smiths man

[Sauce]

The sound of absolute agony Frank West made after Portaxx told her stapler joke floored me, holy shit

Frank consistently has the best noises.

[thelizzerd]

With her horses, I think no one can take Kathy.

[Pavlova]

As presumably one of the only folk on this site currently within the bounds of New Zealand, I decided to conduct some field research by purchasing a Sweetango for 0.89 human cents.

And y'know, it's fine.

Jazz are better.