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Topic: What's up with your username?  (Read 53682 times)

BOOTYBUMPIN

  • La Cuntaracha
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What's up with your username? #135
I just like to dance, man.

memorylikeasieve

  • *SQUEAK!*
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  • "If you're white, see a doctor."
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What's up with your username? #136
Sure, I'll make this my first ever keyboard-dribble here.

'memorylikeasieve' is taken from Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency/Shada wherein Prof. Chronotis refers to himself as having a 'memory like a... like a... thing with holes in...' and after a few more lines of conversation from other people he blurts 'Sieve!  Memory like a sieve.'  My own memory's not much better than that, so I figured it'd fit.

Puppy Time

  • Rainbow Brownshirt
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  • AND THEN THEY'LL HAVE A DONKEY HEAD!
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What's up with your username? #137
I wanted to separate my atrocity tourism sites handle from my daily internet life handle.  And I like puppies, so I always want it to be time for puppies.

CaptainLaserPants

  • Paid
  • Pew-pew!
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What's up with your username? #138
There's an episode of "The Fairly Oddparents" where the kids are watching a sci-fi show called "Crash Nebula." In the episode they're watching, there's a character called Captain Laserpants (whose pants are glowing), and I thought it was a pretty cool name.

Stone doggo effigy

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What's up with your username? #139
A) I was a big fan of the era of Podtoid in which Jim Sterling was the host, so I used his favourite (made-up) word in my username, and . . .


B) Because of his babble I had to look up the Lord Humungus from the Mad Max 2 film. He looks and sounds as ridiculous as I feel most of the time, and I do still occasionally point at the cat and make similar demands of him for my own amusement.

Sun Smasher

  • The one who consumes too much Whiskey
  • Paid
  • **** the sun
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What's up with your username? #140
I hate the sun.

No, really, I seriously hate it.

It burns your skin, it makes everything too hot, and the only time it's anywhere near presentable is when it's leaving the sky.

**** the sun.
Baldr

positive stress

  • THE LITTLE WHITE CUCK BALL
  • Paid
  • beep beep ribby ribby
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What's up with your username? #141
I hate the sun.

No, really, I seriously hate it.

It burns your skin, it makes everything too hot, and the only time it's anywhere near presentable is when it's leaving the sky.

**** the sun.
Sun Smasher, July 08, 2015, 04:27:04 pm

What do you wanna do, Titanium Teeth?

slambam

  • pigkin footbrawl
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What's up with your username? #142
slam is my nickname in real life. slambam is taken less often than just "slam."

Avian

  • An Birb
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  • [distorted squawking]
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What's up with your username? #143
I'm kind-of a bird nerd. They're pretty rad.
Gyro

GirlKisser420

  • Its time for limpboys to have their day in the sun
  • Paid
  • technically a journalist
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What's up with your username? #144
I wanted an mlg joke to match my av and this seemed ok. Once I actually had a girl start flirting with me while playing payday 2 because the name made her think I was funny for some reason. She never spoke to me after I said I didn't like minecraft.

Spoop

  • vegan lamp-kin
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  • we do not take the cork off the fork
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What's up with your username? #145
it spells poops.

backwards.

jack chick

  • he/him
  • Ridiculist
  • Metal tyrant from hell
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What's up with your username? #146
I wanted an mlg joke to match my av and this seemed ok. Once I actually had a girl start flirting with me while playing payday 2 because the name made her think I was funny for some reason. She never spoke to me after I said I didn't like minecraft.
GirlKisser420, July 19, 2015, 02:29:40 am

what

Tiny Prancer

  • Tiny and angry
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  • please be more respectable to physics
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What's up with your username? #147
so I was looking at a wikipedia page about a 90s cartoon I had never heard of until today, as one does, and I was scrolling though the meticulously-kept list of characters when I noticed something:









Lady Frenzy, do you care to comment?
SHAMBA~1.SBB

Lady Frenzy

  • ride junk ride drunk
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  • Doctor doctor, I've got the lady frenzy
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What's up with your username? #148
Lady Frenzy, do you care to comment?
Tiny Prancer, August 12, 2015, 05:57:39 pm

TurkeyPopulationGuessingMan

  • Got an A in Chicken Nuggets
  • Paid
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What's up with your username? #149
I used to have another username here but this is the one I use mostly.

The name comes from the MST3k episode "Riding with Death". In a segment where Crow becomes Turkey Volume Guessing Man. He has the power to tell you how many turkeys it will take to fill a given volume.