This came up in my rotation again and I broke down and spent a dollar on
Interstellar Turtle Legend because it says it has English. The English font also appears to be made by the developer. It also has this hilarious tutorial message.
There are many parts of this program that are not
explained here. Since not many people come to play
this game, therefore I have no incentive to write
a very complete tutorial. Feel free to explore.
It actually let's you control the ships and the bastard (which is the eponymous turtle I guess?) and there is an editor to play around with the simulation.
Here's a sample Celebrity Resume.
NSFW for length. Definitely read this at work.NSFW content. Click to show.[No. 4 - Axoaxmuadbe - 315.30 prestige]
[Timepoint 141.75] At Zceuysaoygoo ship in Second Empire, served as pilot, with level 0.
[Timepoint 146.23] Destroyed Ejoeqgo ship of Hyperspace Zombies.
[Timepoint 149.56] Destroyed Uiqrababeo ship of Hyperspace Zombies.
[Timepoint 152.73] At Tcuetacri turrent in Second Empire, served as gunner, with level 1.
[Timepoint 196.78] Destroyed Sqiimaeba ship of Hyperspace Zombies.
[Timepoint 207.04] At Xgizqeezce shipyard in Second Empire, served as shipbuilding master, with level 2.
[Timepoint 412.22] Workplace Xgizqeezce shipyard was destroyed, got away with being unemployed.
[Timepoint 421.02] At Ombu generator in Second Empire, served as power generation master, with level 2.
[Timepoint 466.20] Workplace Ombu generator was destroyed, got away with being unemployed.
[Timepoint 467.16] At Wpardaamijii shipyard in Second Empire, served as shipbuilding master, with level 2.
[Timepoint 534.12] Workplace Wpardaamijii shipyard was destroyed, got away with being unemployed.
[Timepoint 534.67] At Jbuoqamnapei generator in Second Empire, served as power generation master, with level 2.
[Timepoint 538.85] Workplace Jbuoqamnapei generator was destroyed, killed.
