Episode 208 - Cries, Thighs, and Dejected Sighs

[Shell Game]

[positive stress]

when I die I want a speaker on my grave that plays this episode on loop 24/7 for eternity

[vaMpiresoftWare]

This is truly bonkers roleplaying.

Edit: Third thighs end lives.

[Dr. Buttplug]

All the theories presented are incorrect. This guy is performing butterfly kisses, allowing the tears to run down his eyelashes into his eyes making his eyes stronger, and more importantly firm, not like jelly at all.

[A Meat]

I sure hate it when someone establishes boundaries and the other person just immediately violates them

[Lumbermouth]

Lost my mind at the Jason Funderburker voice

[Pavlova]

Knew we were in for a ride when it was forty minutes in and approx three minutes had happened in story time

[adrenochrome dome]

Spectacular laser focus on something weird and I applaud everyone involved in episode. (My palms are firm and un-jiggling as this occurs. You look like you are about to comment on how tough they are )

[Doctor Interrogative]

This is what happens when “I like shorts! They’re comfy and easy to wear.” is your sexual awakening.

[thelizzerd]

Decided to bite for going down the "Marco Polo steak" rabbit hole. I found 2 resturants in Flordia and 1 in Pennsylvania that sell a Marco Polo steak. The one in Pennsylvania has a review saying they liked the flatbread of the Marco Polo steak. Then I found a Danish bowling clip from the 1970s that has an advertisement for Marco Polo steak. There's also a resturant in Berlin, Germany that sells a Marco Polo steak.

Idk why I decided to do this.

[Dr. Buttplug]

Decided to bite for going down the "Marco Polo steak" rabbit hole. I found 2 resturants in Flordia and 1 in Pennsylvania that sell a Marco Polo steak. The one in Pennsylvania has a review saying they liked the flatbread of the Marco Polo steak. Then I found a Danish bowling clip from the 1970s that has an advertisement for Marco Polo steak. There's also a resturant in Berlin, Germany that sells a Marco Polo steak.

Idk why I decided to do this.

But did you obtain any indication as to what makes a Marco Polo steak? Do you sprink a little oregano on there? Is it served with a side of wontons?

[vaMpiresoftWare]

But did you obtain any indication as to what makes a Marco Polo steak? Do you sprink a little oregano on there? Is it served with a side of wontons?

From my independent investigation it appears that it is a vaguely “Asian” dish with thin sliced beef and green peppers in a sweet beef gravy with some soy sauce. There are also a lot of Marco Polo restaurants and other Marco Polo dishes that are unrelated so YMMV if you order it without looking.

It might be called steak in similar fashion to Salisbury Steak which is of course not a steak.

[Pavlova]

From my independent investigation it appears that it is a vaguely “Asian” dish with thin sliced beef and green peppers in a sweet beef gravy with some soy sauce. There are also a lot of Marco Polo restaurants and other Marco Polo dishes that are unrelated so YMMV if you order it without looking.

It might be called steak in similar fashion to Salisbury Steak which is of course not a steak.

Never good when the word 'vaguely' is used in regards to a cuisine.
Also salisbury steak isn't actually steak? Learning about America via social media osmosis is really letting me down.

[Napoleon]

I'm interested in the date and feta cheese pizza he wanted to order. Was that a funny joke in the middle of the erotic role play or is he operating at elevated culinary levels?

(Napoleon is interested in the toppings Amans Lacrimae requested for his pizza, speculating on the pervert's motives. His post jiggles on the screen.)

[PaulLovesToLaugh]

I listened to this during a long drive and at a certain point I tried to come up with different ways the guy could have phrased things. Eventually I gave úp and yelled "Learn another word!"