Einh.
I do simracing because it's vastly cheaper than the real thing, and a lot safer. My family's a bit touchy about risking life and limb since my sister's accident, so okay, I'll indulge them a bit.
Anyway, it being simulated racing, I have my own simulated sponsors. Bollox Shox ("Without Bollocks, you're bollocksed!") is one of my lesser "sponsors". Now with a clock because you know what time it is, sucka.