You guys totally missed a huge vein of material in that thread (http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread479466/pg1
). For those who don't recall, this was the bit about the fifteen year old girl who goes with her friend to her boyfriend's apartment, and there's a dark little goblin in the corner, and everyone starts making out except her, and then the story just ends.
Except it doesn't
end. She just hit the word limit - that was just the first post of many. Scroll down, and it keeps going, and getting dumber. The users of ATS have a lively debate over whether this is a true story or not, because much like $Bill, some people get really upset when fiction claims to be true. Antar takes about four pages to tell the whole ridiculous tale in chunks (which has angels and alien orbs and out of body experiences in addition to goblins), and the whole thing sprawls out over 25 pages in all. It's... fascinating.