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Topic: CTRL+V and post it  (Read 191161 times)

Salubrious Rex

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CTRL+V and post it #1065
Danny: I knew this bloke once, right. And... he used to masturbate so much that he grew very fond of his hand. So much so, that he began to talk to it and he put a little face on it and he called it Muriel. And after a while Muriel began to talk back to him. He would get her all doled up in make up and specially made little clothes and at night she'd go down and make intense mad passionate love to him. Anyway, one night about three am he wakes up in a cold sweat. And hears all this panting and moaning and groaning coming from the next door neighbours apartment. And he looks down at his hand, there's nothing there. Its gone. Its just this bloodied stump. So he staggers out into the hallway and he sees that the next door neighbour's doors is wide open. So he pops his head in and what does he see, on the bed, his hand, Muriel, all dressed up to the nines, make up on, going down on the next door neighbour.

[pause]

Danny: It's a true story
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CTRL+V and post it #1066
There used to be a greying tower alone on the sea
You became the light on the dark side of me
Love remained a drug that's the high and not the pill
But did you know that when it snows
My eyes become large and the light that you shine can be seen?

Baby, I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey
Ooh, the more I get of you, the stranger it feels, yeah
Now that your rose is in bloom
A light hits the gloom on the grey

There is so much a man can tell you, so much he can say
You remain my power, my pleasure, my pain

Baby, to me, you're like a growing addiction that I can't deny
Won't you tell me, is that healthy, baby?
But did you know that when it snows
My eyes become large and the light that you shine can be seen?

Baby, I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey
Ooh, the more I get of you, the stranger it feels, yeah
Now that your rose is in bloom
A light hits the gloom on the grey
I've been kissed by a rose on the grey
I've been kissed by a rose on the grey
And if I should fall, will it all go away?
I've been kissed by a rose on the grey

There is so much a man can tell you, so much he can say
You remain my power, my pleasure, my pain
To me, you're like a growing, addiction that I can't deny (yeah)
Won't you tell me, is that healthy, baby?
But did you know that when it snows
My eyes become large, and the light that you shine can be seen?

Baby, I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey
Ooh, the more I get of you, the stranger it feels, yeah
Now that your rose is in bloom
A light hits the gloom on the grey
Yes I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey
Ooh, the more I get of you stranger it feels, yeah
And now that your rose is in bloom
A light hits the gloom on the grey
Now that your rose is in bloom
A light hits the gloom on the grey
Puppy Time

ClaraTinSoldier

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CTRL+V and post it #1067
AITA for telling my daughter that neglecting her education won’t bring her friend back?
My daughter who is 11 lost a classmate and friend to a brain tumor.

After getting the news she holed up in her room for the rest of Sunday.

Monday came and when I went into her room, she was still sitting on her bed saying she didn’t want to go to school.

I was exasperated at her refusal to get out of bed. My husband came in and voiced his disappointment with our daughter for making both of us late for important client meetings.

I finally convince my daughter to get in the car and drop her off.

When I get home from work, she says she can’t believe I made her go to school with tears in her eyes and she cried the moment she entered the doors and had to lay down in the clinic during lunch.

I told my daughter that she was going to lose a lot of people in her life and that her father lost not just a short term acquaintance but his brother while he was opening his firm, but he actively pushed forward, and she needed to follow his example.

I also reminded her that getting bad grades was not going to bring her classmate back. AITA?

Obviously I have sympathy for her, but I feel it’s my job to give her the tools to navigate life and become a successful, resilient person.
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Puppy Time

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CTRL+V and post it #1068
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CTRL+V and post it #1069
Sources: Dayton is pulling out of the Bad Boy Mowers Crossover Classic in South Dakota due to COVID-19.

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CTRL+V and post it #1070
so i think if i really had to workshop it, i'd do something like, donald trump looked down at his penis and sent a photo of it to vladimir putin, his step-brother who's home on holidays from grad school. but vladimir putin was like. donald this isnt big enough. michelle obamas penis was much larger. and donald trump would paint his penis black with boot polish (fascist imagery, this is woke) and then think that it looks bigger and fuck vladimir putin in the ass, who would also think that it was bigger. send pos

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CTRL+V and post it #1071
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CTRL+V and post it #1072
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CTRL+V and post it #1073
Potential topics include, but are not limited to:
- (Re)theorising the meme (between semiotic surface and asignifying network)
- Non-anglophone & local meme cultures (Pepe in Hong Kong, meme-driven moral panics in India, anti-censorship memeing in China, Japanese imageboards)
- Meme genealogies and web histories (usenet, Something Awful, YTMND)
- New approaches to online visual culture (archive.org, altpedias, image monster cockysis)
- Artistic appropriations of memetic styles and tactics
- Unfunny memes & attendant notions of influence, manipulation, gamification, and war (in propaganda and political campaigning, armed conflict, population control, genocide, global intelligence, viral marketing)
- Memes and online identity politics (gender, race, class)
- Memetic subjectivities and political affects (zoomers, doomers, Karens, Chads, Wojaks)
- Conspiracy theories as memetic narratives
- Normiefication and its counter-responses (ironic/post-ironic, wholesome, surrealist, dank, meta memes)
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CTRL+V and post it #1074
When reached for comment, Rhinehart called Motherboard “censors” and wrote in an email, “You are a bad person for attacking an innocent beverage company. You are like a terrorist attacking an innocent family.”
Salubrious Rex

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CTRL+V and post it #1075
I really don't understand why you'd call someone and sit on the line to ask them questions, only to not listen to their answers

Salubrious Rex

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CTRL+V and post it #1076
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CTRL+V and post it #1077
A frogge biþ a smal beaste wiþ foure leggys, whyche liueþ booþ in watyre and on londe. It is broune or grene or yelowe, or be it tropyckal, he may haue dyuers coloures. It haþ longys and guilles booþe. It haccheþ from an ey and it þan ys a tadpolle. It groweþ to ben a frogge, if it þan ne be noght eten
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