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« Reply #15 on: September 09, 2013, 04:08:51 am »
http://www.snopes.com/racial/language/le-a.asp Someone I used to know from cooking school posted this one nearly verbatim (except using Kansas instead of Louisiana) on her Facebook feed this morning, so I felt the need to point this out. I dunno how much this will piss her off, but I've wanted to cut ties ever since I recently found out she's an unironic supporter of Sarah Palin so this may be the way to do it.

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« Reply #16 on: September 09, 2013, 09:23:29 pm »
http://www.dailydot.com/society/one-direction-larry-fandom-denial/

I was trying to explain the weird One Direction related trending topics on Twitter to a friend. Linking an article seemed like a better idea than revealing my Internet atrocity tourism power level.

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« Reply #17 on: September 11, 2013, 04:58:48 am »
http://www.lettersofnote.com/2013/02/sleep-well-my-love.html?m=1

Read this on the subway to work, on my phone. Was glad nobody was sitting next to me to witness my stifled weeping.

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« Reply #18 on: September 11, 2013, 06:21:56 pm »
Martin v. Hunter's Lessee

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« Reply #19 on: September 12, 2013, 02:48:08 pm »
http://i.imgur.com/ziMY9KJ.jpg

---picked that up to post it to some of my Pep band friends.  Not exactly the same thing, but close.---

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« Reply #20 on: September 14, 2013, 01:48:13 pm »

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« Reply #21 on: September 14, 2013, 07:19:40 pm »
Boots Raingear

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« Reply #22 on: December 22, 2013, 12:11:44 am »
http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/23iRNLK8v7Y/maxresdefault.jpg Rule 63 Garrett from Thief. Your argument is invalid.

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« Reply #23 on: December 22, 2013, 07:22:39 pm »
Sucking With The Stars #5

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« Reply #25 on: December 26, 2013, 12:11:01 am »
http://www.lushusa.com/on/demandware.store/Sites-Lush-Site/en_US/Page-View?cid=bogo_landing

Oooo, Lush! My cosmetics/cleaning rituals are pretty bare-bones but I've heard really good things about them. Any recommendations?

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« Reply #26 on: December 26, 2013, 01:37:55 am »
http://www.lushusa.com/on/demandware.store/Sites-Lush-Site/en_US/Page-View?cid=bogo_landing

Oooo, Lush! My cosmetics/cleaning rituals are pretty bare-bones but I've heard really good things about them. Any recommendations?
My favorite product is the Ro's Argan Body Conditioner- it's quite expensive but you only need a tiny bit and it smells amazing. I've also recently become obsessed with the Fair Trade Honey shampoo, because it's the only thing that keeps my hair moisturized without weighing it down, but it leaves a very strong scent that some people dislike (honey, with a bit of violet). I personally love it though.

A lot of people swear by the bath bombs & other stuff of that nature, of course, but I have a weird tub that won't stopper up properly so I haven't had a chance to try any of them out.

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« Reply #27 on: December 26, 2013, 11:55:06 am »

Holiday cheer was required, I provided.

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« Reply #28 on: December 27, 2013, 12:15:58 pm »

Brotherly injoke poised for use in a family Skype call.

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« Reply #29 on: December 30, 2013, 07:20:58 am »
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Christmas%20Cake
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Christmas Cake
A woman 26 years+ who is considered to be past her prime, undesirable, used goods and/or no good.

The term originates from Japan where it is tradition to eat cake on Christmas. So a cake intended for Christmas that was not eaten or is left over is considered bad and should be thrown out. Japanese businessmen coined the term, once again emphasizing the Japanese desire for a young and virginal wife. Japanese women over the age of 26 most often have to rely on either a hastily semi-arranged marriage to a friend of the family or, more frequently, marry a foreigner as they are rarely aware of the stigma or don't care.
"If we wait until after grad school, I'll be Christmas Cake."
"She just turned 26. She's Christmas Cake now."
"She married her husband at 30, so you know he wasn't bothered that she was Christmas Cake."