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Topic: CTRL+V and post it  (Read 136066 times)

Bobguinary Novel

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Bobguinary Novel, June 04, 2019, 03:45:04 pm

Hey, Vietnamese gift shop!
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Sherman Tank

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Very sad life. Probably have very sad death. But, at least there is symmetry.
chai tea latte

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Myrtle Pines. She has a messenger bag with a butterfly stitched on it. She has a horse bookmark.

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This revival has been confirmed in the 2010s with the rise of machine learning for facial recognition. For instance, researchers have claimed that it is possible to predict upper body strength and some personality traits (propensity to aggression) only by looking at the width of the face.[29] In 2017, a controversial study claimed that an algorithm could detect sexual orientation 'more accurately than humans' (in 81% of the tested cases for men and 71% for women). According to BBC News, "The work has been accused of being dangerous' and 'junk science'".[30] In early 2018, researchers, among them two specialists of AI working at Google (one of the two on face recognition), issued a reportedly contradicting study based on a survey of 8,000 Americans using Amazon's Mechanical Turk crowdsourcing platform. The survey yielded many traits helping to discriminate between gay and straight respondents with a series of yes/no questions. These traits had actually less to do with morphology than with grooming, presentation, and lifestyle (makeup, facial hair, glasses, selfie angle, etc.).[31] For more information of this sexual orientation issue in general, see Gaydar.

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Lemon pig fantasies

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It's even simpler and stupider than that, even

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it's a procedural

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Item #: SCP 420-69 "Elon"

Object Class: Stupid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP 420-69 is to be placed in a 3x3x3 meter Faraday cage isolation chamber at all times. No personnel with implanted electromagnetic devices are to be permitted entry into the space under any circumstances. Any D-class personnel found to have done so are to be terminated immediately. SCP 420-69's hands are to be encased in sensory deprivation gloves, commonly known as boxing gloves, to prevent any attempt at escape, electronic access, or Tweet decks.

Description: SCP 420-69 takes the form of a mid-forties, white South African male. It is currently unknown if this is SCP 420-69's true form as all blood, hair, skin, and tissue test results are consistent with those done on bags of trash. SCP 420-69 was found ranting about "memes" and the "meme revolution of Tesla" in relation to "grahams", a well known kind of sugar cracker. While largely harmless when isolated, SCP 420-69 was taken when agents discovered that SCP 420-69 has a deleterious effect on the intellect of the people around him, frequently labeled "bazingas" by detractors.

Addendum 003-01: SCP 420-69's designation was self-requested. Upon this request, SCP-420-69 fell into a paroxysm of laughter for 23 hours, 27 minutes and 41 seconds until Agent REDACTED tased him. SCP 420-69 shouted "Don't taze me, bro!" before passing out from laughter induced oxygen deprivation.
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