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Mulan has actually killed more people than any other Disney character
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Well, Chernobog is technically a disney character, and he's like megasatan.
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The oldest kid from home improvement was arrested in town.
https://nbc16.com/news/local/report-90s-sitcom-actor-arrested-in-eugene
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This book is partly based on ideas contained in my paper Down with Determinants!, published in the American Mathematical Monthly.

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George is tired and needs to take a nap while at work; he finds the perfect place, under his desk. Kramer has taken up swimming, but he finds the local pool too constricting for his needs so he begins swimming in the East River between the Queensboro Bridge and the Brooklyn Bridge. Elaine's date Hal (Vince Grant) is worried about his back after injuring it on a bench. Later, he sends her an erganomic mattress and she assumes he'll be needing it for sex. She gives the mattress to Kramer. Jerry is getting new kitchen cabinets, but the contractor (Stephen Lee) is constantly asking him questions. George gets Jerry's contractor to make some modifications for his desk, including space for an alarm clock. Steinbrenner is in George's office looking for him to ask him what the lyrics are to "Heartbreaker" by Pat Benatar; he decides to wait for George to return. George gets Jerry to phone in a bomb threat in an effort to get Steinbrenner out of his office; instead, he decides to hide under the desk. After finding George under the desk, Steinbrenner thinks he has ESP and would be perfect to meet the "terrorist's" demand of a fitted hat day.

Meanwhile, Jerry's contractor, left on his own, has built a large and obtrusive addition to Jerry's kitchen that no one likes. Elaine gets her mattress back when Hal tells her it was just for her back; however, Kramer has fouled it up with the stench of the East River. Elaine's boyfriend discovers the benefits of swimming in the East River, and invites his fellow patients to join in. Steinbrenner hears a ticking sound in George's office, thinks it's a bomb, calls in the bomb squad, and instead he finds George's clips, coffee mug, alarm clock, etc. Jerry decides he needs his old kitchen back. Elaine throws her back out trying to get rid of the mattress, and goes to the East River as well. George finds a new place to nap: in Jerry's cupboards, which were rebuilt into their normal condition for $4,000.
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Today the man who predicted the global collapse just warned it’s going to get very scary before this is over. It’s Going To Get Very Scary Before This Is Over. Will the Coronavirus be the catalyst of not just a depression but also major reduction in global population? The growth in world population since the 1850s has been explosive. In the 1850s there were one billion people and today we are 7.8 billion. Although many “experts” have extrapolated the growth to 10 billion and more in coming decades, this has in my view not been based on sound reasoning. Instead, as I have been writing about and discussed many times the spike in population that we have seen in the last 170 years will not end well.

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When this mushroom is properly dried and cured it makes an excellent herbal winter tonic which can be steeped like a tea or made into a flour for baking or as a condiment sprinkled on food. At larger doses, yes it is ‘psychedelic’ and alters perception, usually in an interesting and positive way. Kinetic, spatial, and aural (sound) realms particularly effected. Music is great on Muscaria. Also feeling of great unity with all and subsequent a feeling of quiet calm power, but also a kind of crazy awkwardness which I call ‘drunken master syndrome’ where you feel that you can dance, romp, jump in any way you like but you will never fall down. So there is something about this mushroom, as an herb and psychedelic healer, in my mind, which points to application for imbalances as well as lack of rigorous movement due to 21st century ennuie and media-borne-paralysis. Just what the herbalist ordered! Reports of people throwing up from this mushroom are always cases where it was eaten raw or cooked but in too large amounts. Also fresh, in small amounts, unparboiled, but well cooked in its own juices and perhaps some coconut oil at high heat, it is excellent and really gives you a positive and energetic outlook as well. Plenty of energy for anything, in a world that is really, quite fascinating after all! Mushrooms are the ethical flesh of the ethical human future. Tasty flesh sans bloodletting and exploitation! Si, se puede! Signed, Zoroaster
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My guy Tankie Mike literally smokes 20 spliffs or js a day
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AITA for pissing and shitting in an elevator?
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