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Topic: Episode 112: I've Got My Spine, I've Got My Woman Crushed  (Read 5233 times)

Lemon

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with Boots Raingear, John Toast, Isfahan, Victor Laszlo, and Lemon.

Edited by Lemon

There's moments of blissful comfort that can be undeniably wonderful. To find someone that you care about, and wrap their body around your own, silently sharing a few moments of euphoric, peaceful togetherness, is there anything better than that? The people in this week's episode would say: Yes, it would be better if she was flat and she just spent an hour talking about how flat she was, that would be totally hot. Because this podcast is still going strong, and as it turns out we haven't exhausted the weird fetishes yet, so this time it's about the object of your affection being flat. This week, The F Plus can't just play the theme song once.

Goose Goose Honk At Me Now

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Juice and I were talking over Skype. He said, "Man, I wish the F Plus would update."

Then I heard the click of a mouse, and a strangled gasp of joy.

Congratulations, Lemon. You have helped a wizard discover his powers.
chai tea latte

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Goddamn, you guys have gone and dug up a fetish that I didn't know about. Kudos to you, you beautiful crazy people.

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I honestly though I've heard of just about every internet fetish but you guys found the fetish equivalent of TERRA INCOGNITA on old timey maps.

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the fetish equivalent of TERRA INCOGNITA on old timey maps
Duster, October 03, 2013, 10:58:21 pm
Here Be Dragons Getting Steamrollered While Also Having Gigantic Dildos In Their Asses

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Yay, after all the trouble it's finally here! Oh, and Lemon? You're missing tags on episodes 111 and 112.

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Holy shit is this Flat Stanley the fettish?

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Somehow, I was expecting more jokes about this being the bizarre inverse of inflation fetish. Or possibly the insinuation that these people jerk it to Paper Mario.

WELL NOW I'VE MADE THE JOKES SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO.

...also dear lord have mercy, the F+ jingle is a work of fine art. Please include it in all future episodes.

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I've only just started listening to this but I already fucking love it. That jingle is so goddamn terrifying.

Isfahan

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...also dear lord have mercy, the F+ jingle is a work of fine art. Please include it in all future episodes.
Ansemaru, October 04, 2013, 04:39:27 am

Counterpoint: the F+ jingle is a goddamn corkscrew in the ear, it could no shit turn people away from listening, please do not use it ever again.

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...also dear lord have mercy, the F+ jingle is a work of fine art. Please include it in all future episodes.
Ansemaru, October 04, 2013, 04:39:27 am

Counterpoint: the F+ jingle is a goddamn corkscrew in the ear, it could no shit turn people away from listening, please do not use it ever again.
Isfahan, October 04, 2013, 10:44:27 am

I'm with you, having had the brilliant idea of "put the new episode on right before I go to bed to help me unwind" last night. I swear I lost two hours of sleep from that fucking thing.

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The two tighty-whiteys guys made me smile. I like to imagine that they are now planning their wedding.

Of course, the trade-off is that they can never tell any of their friends how they really met. The magic of being alive these days, indeed.
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Somehow, despite the horrible depersonalizing implications of the fetish, this episode was significantly more joyful than a lot of similar ones.

But possibly anything would have seemed so after that /fucking abyss terror jingle/. Lemon, you made a Shame Based Man reference but you would have to do so much more to balance out the audio horror of that jingle. You a cruel and merciless podcast lord.

(Yay Victor!)

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...also dear lord have mercy, the F+ jingle is a work of fine art. Please include it in all future episodes.
Ansemaru, October 04, 2013, 04:39:27 am

Counterpoint: the F+ jingle is a goddamn corkscrew in the ear, it could no shit turn people away from listening, please do not use it ever again.
Isfahan, October 04, 2013, 10:44:27 am

Agreed. It was funny the first time but it would be a real pain to listen to every episode.

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(Yay Victor!)
advancedclass, October 04, 2013, 12:12:54 pm
Yay!