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Topic: Brag about your pets  (Read 34030 times)

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« Reply #30 on: September 03, 2014, 04:36:51 pm »
Mina was the best fucking cat.

The glowing eyes indicate her power is eternal.

Sorry for your loss, Boots. She looks like a lovely lady.

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« Reply #31 on: September 03, 2014, 04:42:02 pm »
Cute! Is she the one that shrooms compelled "someone" to hug

Yes.

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« Reply #32 on: September 03, 2014, 05:14:22 pm »
Cute! Is she the one that shrooms compelled "someone" to hug

Yes.
She was well loved, then. Consolations on the loss of your furry f(r)iend. :(

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« Reply #33 on: December 06, 2014, 02:02:10 pm »
Alice is surprised today...

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« Last Edit: December 06, 2014, 02:18:16 pm by Cat Planet »

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« Reply #34 on: February 19, 2015, 02:28:37 pm »
Thinking about getting this catte, what do you think of it? The only bad thing I can think of is that her flat face has poor aerodynamic qualities.

« Last Edit: February 19, 2015, 02:40:28 pm by Cat Planet »

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« Reply #35 on: February 19, 2015, 02:58:04 pm »
Awwwww.  Screw aerodynamics, you can always glue a plastic cone onto her head.

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« Reply #36 on: February 20, 2015, 09:18:46 pm »
We got my dog when she was already eight years old... So I'm pretty stoked someone sent us her puppy pictures.

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« Reply #37 on: February 24, 2015, 01:57:43 pm »
I posted the picture of that cat in SA's Pet Island and got cat shamed, apparently this is too flat of a face for some people. Hope they will get sent to the same place in hell as Rüdin and Mengele, bloody cat Nazis.

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« Reply #38 on: February 24, 2015, 02:46:36 pm »
I mean that cat was basically created with eugenics so really, YOU are the cat nazi.

Also cats like that tend to get mental problems and their eyes sometimes fall out so I'm with SA on this one.

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« Reply #39 on: February 24, 2015, 02:47:44 pm »
Nothing can stop our love.

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« Reply #40 on: February 24, 2015, 04:20:38 pm »
It's not the cat's fault it was bred to look like that. Blame the stupid humans, not the innocent cat.
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« Reply #41 on: February 24, 2015, 04:25:45 pm »
She is perfect. Hope nobody gets her before me, I need the rouble equivalent of $300 to buy her and I haven't received my pay check yet. You see how hard the oil price crisis has struck - a man can't even afford to buy a cat.
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« Reply #42 on: March 01, 2015, 10:56:00 am »
I have two cats:


Merida is the super timid, climb on your shoulder one. She's also the only one that hunts, so every once and a while I'll go downstairs to see her playing with a mouse corpse.

Her name then switches to Murdera.




Ferdinand, my second cat is an enormous ham who just love attention and belly scritches.


Seen in regal Archduke pose on my laptop, which he is far, far too heavy for.
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« Reply #43 on: March 01, 2015, 01:44:10 pm »
WHY ARE BOTH YOUR CATS SO GODDAMN FLUFFY

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« Reply #44 on: March 01, 2015, 08:29:59 pm »
They came out of the box that way. Also, they don't go outside, mostly just lay around and eat all day, so nothing messes with their 'do