I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*

[chai tea latte]

I know I'm drunk when I'm a) making toast and b) DMing people on discord telling them how they're great people

a toast to your good health bro

[thelizzerd]

I know I'm drunk when I'm a) making toast and b) DMing people on discord telling them how they're great people

a toast to your good health bro

Thank you Chai!

 The last couple times I've drank I haven't drank anything that hard. And today I've been drinking shots of Bourbon. It's like oh boy I feel so warm and I love this.

 I'm so anxious for visiting my boyfriend's relatives for Thanksgiving. I just need to not say yes to every drink his alcoholic step mom offers me. Last Christmas, I said no to about half the drinks she offered me and I was still so drunk. I can't bring my laptop with me because it has a trans sticker on the front of is and his parents are hard republicans. I might try to get my old laptop from college working, but it has issues. I'm really anxious something might come up where I need my laptop and I just won't have one. I almost always have my personal laptop or my work computer on me. I liked last year using the excuse of I was going to do "work" and then going to my personal laptop and working on a personal project. Just to get away from his family some. I can't stand being social and putting on a fake persona around everyone.

I wish we could just visit my parents instead, but my bf doesn't want to visit them anymore because the mold in their house makes him sick. Which I understand. Their hoarding issues are bad and they won't let us help.

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

Hiiiiiii

[Shell Game]

this community measn the world to me and genuinely i love so many of you

thank you for putting my life on track, ballpit

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

I have Fucked Up

Never socialise. Sit in your chair and don't do things, you will find fewer reasons to feel bad

[Shell Game]

I've had a significant amount of wine and while I wouldn't say I'm drunk, I'm definitely suggestibly tipsy. So here I am!

DIJON DU JOUR - the depths of your creativity and the fervor with which you pursue it is intimidating and powerful. you're such a whimsical powerhouse and i'm so happy to be your friend.

THE HEAVENATOR - when i learned to tell that surly heave wasn't in fact surly heave but socially awkward heave you became such a relatable pal. you've got such a delightfully acidic personality and i hope you know i adore you for it

[REDACTED] - you're an incredible font of information and your commitment to your interests is way more admirable than you'll ever allow yourself to think, but you deserve to hear it all the same

FRANK WEST - hi! i love you <3

BOOTS RAINGEAR - you're such an endearing and touching individual, i love how empathetic you are almost as much as i love how knowledgeable you are. you always explain things in such approachable ways. you're a fantastic friend.

PORTAXX - it can't be overstated how much you've inspired me, you're such a unique and genuine artist and person and lining up with the beat of your drum is always fun. from the blackblood alliance parody all the way to the reindeer games and beyond you're just... so cool! i hope you know that

SANGUINARY NOVEL - YOU ARE TOO GIVING. but i'm not actually trying to change that. you're a gem, filled with creativity and understanding and i want you to know that every time i look at the pens and scrap paper you sent me, I feel a little closer to getting back on the art horse. I imagine sitting at a coffee shop with you and drawing a zine together like I once did with an old friend of mine.

THE LIZZERD - you're like. the coolest young person around these parts, i don't care how that sounds to all the others. you're a fucking modern punk weirdo and you should own it. (yes even the ~normal~ parts of you, that's your generation, you all do normal things, but you also are unrepentantly yourself so just keep it up!)

VICTOR - You intimidate me. You're so composed and mature. And because of that, I haven't asked you on Extra Credit, because I'm nervous!!! I'm scared you'll be annoyed or have a bad time. I don't want to wear the shine off of your perception of me and that means I get hesitant to reach out. Ironically, I still feel like I'm leaving a bad impression by not doing anything so maybe soon I'll just rip off the bandage and ask. I want it to be just right...

Okay I have to go, I would've gotten to more of you but I ran out of time sorry. Maybe I'll do this again when I am in the right drunken headspace. Your omission is not a mark against you! Ilu all~

[thelizzerd]

I lost my taste due to covid earlier this week. I have only hints of it back.

Drinking alcohol with no taste is bizarre. The whiskey I bought and didn't like went down easily. I was able to finish off the last shot and a half of it.

I wish I had more to try. I don't keep enough in my house. Bc I'm afraid of turning into an alcoholic I guess. Idk.

[Sauce]

Getting drunk in a swimming pool is the best way I've found to get drunk. Wife also being involved is a critical component too.  Also Cancun spring weather. It's great.

[thelizzerd]

Can phones come with breathelizers so I can know if I need to call an Uber

Sober clarification: calling an Uber for someone else.

[One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes]

I've had a significant amount of wine and while I wouldn't say I'm drunk, I'm definitely suggestibly tipsy. So here I am!

DIJON DU JOUR - the depths of your creativity and the fervor with which you pursue it is intimidating and powerful. you're such a whimsical powerhouse and i'm so happy to be your friend.

THE HEAVENATOR - when i learned to tell that surly heave wasn't in fact surly heave but socially awkward heave you became such a relatable pal. you've got such a delightfully acidic personality and i hope you know i adore you for it

[REDACTED] - you're an incredible font of information and your commitment to your interests is way more admirable than you'll ever allow yourself to think, but you deserve to hear it all the same

FRANK WEST - hi! i love you <3

BOOTS RAINGEAR - you're such an endearing and touching individual, i love how empathetic you are almost as much as i love how knowledgeable you are. you always explain things in such approachable ways. you're a fantastic friend.

PORTAXX - it can't be overstated how much you've inspired me, you're such a unique and genuine artist and person and lining up with the beat of your drum is always fun. from the blackblood alliance parody all the way to the reindeer games and beyond you're just... so cool! i hope you know that

SANGUINARY NOVEL - YOU ARE TOO GIVING. but i'm not actually trying to change that. you're a gem, filled with creativity and understanding and i want you to know that every time i look at the pens and scrap paper you sent me, I feel a little closer to getting back on the art horse. I imagine sitting at a coffee shop with you and drawing a zine together like I once did with an old friend of mine.

THE LIZZERD - you're like. the coolest young person around these parts, i don't care how that sounds to all the others. you're a fucking modern punk weirdo and you should own it. (yes even the ~normal~ parts of you, that's your generation, you all do normal things, but you also are unrepentantly yourself so just keep it up!)

VICTOR - You intimidate me. You're so composed and mature. And because of that, I haven't asked you on Extra Credit, because I'm nervous!!! I'm scared you'll be annoyed or have a bad time. I don't want to wear the shine off of your perception of me and that means I get hesitant to reach out. Ironically, I still feel like I'm leaving a bad impression by not doing anything so maybe soon I'll just rip off the bandage and ask. I want it to be just right...

Okay I have to go, I would've gotten to more of you but I ran out of time sorry. Maybe I'll do this again when I am in the right drunken headspace. Your omission is not a mark against you! Ilu all~

I haven't seen this post until today and D'AWWWWW SHELL IS THE BEST~ We should hang out more!

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

hi thread its been a while but today my mum let me down so hheeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

fucked up that no-one has made a song as good as touch by little mix yet

this post brought to you by the time i spent eating alone in a cheap restaurant when i had food at home!!!!

shoutout to my waiter who comped me one of the beers, you're the best i love you

[thelizzerd]

Drinking while playing dnd while obsessively checking social media isn't a good idea.

[Salubrious Rex]

I get absolutely ruined when i have 3 standard drinks just to chill after a stressful afternoon but then whrn i go hang out with people and say "hey my alcohol tolerwance is a bit silly i might get fucked up" i go compleyely normal and have a liar made out of me . Tonights a 3 standard night and once again I am a little loopy from it after 3 cruisers and like 4 hours, all I'm qsking for is a little consostency im fine with always getting hammered easily just make it always please