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Topic: Porn Poems  (Read 25247 times)

Spooks

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Porn Poems #150
Favorite movies: Salò, Serbian Film, In A Glass Cage
Favorite music: Scooter, the glee covers and Rage
Against The Machine.
Do I drink: I am thirty years clean.
Do I smoke: Mostly jerky and ribs.
My dislikes are: A lady that fibs.
What I am looking for in a woman: It depends...
We should have sex but also be friends.
What you should know about me: My plushie collection
may precede you in terms of apparent affection
but don't fret. Sexual stuff: I am very vanilla.
The lights must be off or I sweat and I feel a
kind of stage fright and I retract in my shell.
Inspirational Quote: "Life must be hell
without a nice lady to cook you supper
and it's super nice if you get to fuck 'er!"
Ahem, I hope you like me and my profile
we may not get along at first, but will, after awhile.
Reformed felons are a thing that exists
Even naughty ones make the nice list
if a Miss Santa is there to correct them,
Give them forehead kisses, accept them
AND NEVER  EVER TELL LIES
IF SHE DOES THAT MISS SANTA SOON DIES
in terms of my interest towards her.
If you like me then give me a fir
m yes then we'll get it all started.
[picture of a guy with a shirt that says "Who Farted?"]

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Porn Poems #151
she tells
me that
she's been
to paris, france
to luxembourg
and amsterdam
but i don't give a damn.
hand in hand,
my hand in sleeve
of her faubourg
she does the
fairest dance
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Porn Poems #152
hot
dog
in a
hallway

and at the end of the hallway
is the elevator from The Shining
and it opens
and the wave engulfs us both
jim and the mammograms SHAMBA~1.SBB

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Porn Poems #153
baby i'm gonna
uh, jamal khashoggi you
in a sexy way
SHAMBA~1.SBB

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Porn Poems #154
Winter, cutting words
and rope and hands and my heart
into small poems.
Antivehicular

Shell Game

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Porn Poems #155
I braid your vagina hair
You wince
The moon is one within us

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Porn Poems #156
I explore your depths
my canary sings its last
poisonous gas leak
chai tea latte SHAMBA~1.SBB

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Porn Poems #157
I deny your claim
Due to preexisting conditions
My penis inside you
Fuck insurance
Assfuck Actuarial

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Porn Poems #158
I wandered lonely as a guy
Who spends his time on message boards
For those who find themselves love-shy,
Commiserating in accord.
To be clear, I'm not one of them,
Though sympathizing now and then.

No, solitude is my own choice,
Though still a heavy cross to bear.
In self-control I do rejoice
And to the same degree despair.
My discipline I now should mention:
My manly essence's retention.

I do not jerk; I do not fuck;
I do not dare to spill a drop
Of milky goo, of creamy muck.
No greater failure than to pop.
In palm of hand, in cave of yoni,
Lies mortal threat to my baloney.

And yet for me there is recourse
When swallowed by the tides of lust:
Recirculating inner force
When comes the time for me to bust.
With pretzel spine, I double up,
And in my waiting gullet—glup!
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