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Topic: Porn Poems  (Read 2747 times)

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Porn Poems
Like the fake porn parodies thread but for poetry

I saw the hottest twinks of my generation destroyed by penis,
Cumming hysterical naked
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« Last Edit: September 11, 2020, 05:12:50 pm by Wrought »

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Porn Poems #1
in xanadu did kublai khan
a stately pleasure dome decree
where concubines and courtesans
did lightly tickle pubis mons
and suck the khan's penee
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Here at least
we shall have cum; the Almighty hath not reached around
Here for his lust, will not drive us hence:
Here we may splay secure, and in my choice
to fuck is worth ambition though in Hell:
Better to fuck in Hell, than suck in Heaven.
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oh what a world, that has such peepees in it
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Porn Poems #4
fuck your restraints i'm sharing this sexy poem by sexy poet positive stress


WRITE YOUR OWN POEMS

SUBMIT SINGLE LINES

Just make it look like a gross way a poet would describe sex.
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Porn Poems #5
I am Ozymandias, king of kings
behold my dick, ye mighty and this pair (of balls)
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Porn Poems #6
i hope you know
when you fuck other girls
i see it
and it's really hot
--rupi kaur
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Your chest moons bobble and hobble
As I spit lyrical mistakes
into lyrical miracles
From my truncheon to your trench
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Because I could not stop for dick he kindly stopped for me
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my dick and ball
exist for one and all
Rejoice
for my organ of
Choice
when beheld will make you
Moist
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With my precision needle
I will mend your gash
Your leg milk the perfect lubricant
Lemon

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"Rise like lions after cumming
With an irritating humming--
Shake your jizz to earth like dew,
Which mid-jerk had fallen from you--
Ye are many, they are few."
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Goanna eat ur fern gully
Cuz i'm just that kinda bully
Get ready
For the Zack Attack.
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« Last Edit: September 11, 2020, 05:18:39 pm by Shell Game »

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I won't apologize for this poem, you can't make me

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on 9/11 a day so important
I love you the most
unaware, my hand slips for an instant
my tower falls
time to clean up ground zero
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My dick is a gun
I'm ready to fire
It exists for fun
My poetry is dire
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