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Topic: Porn Poems  (Read 2734 times)

Shell Game

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Porn Poems #30
I watch you, my fuck goddess
And your pensive, but willing gaze
Stealing quick glances
At my languishing member
Thick with syrupy sensual glaze
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A Meat

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Porn Poems #31
I crave not breasts, nor ass or feet
A pussy's what I want tout de suite
pearlescent nacre of your clam
to stem your flood I'll be your dam
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Porn Poems #32
calmly we walk through this september day
lascivious female here and there
in the park sit camera and Pierre
Woodman shooting his most recent film,
for some to enjoy, others to upload
to pornbay and comment: 1st here
internet provides all distances,
it is twenty-twenty now,
many great actors are taken away,
what will become of dick and cum
(this is the school in which bad girls learn...)
besides the tissue and the fun?
(...that monster cock is the fire in which we burn)
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The Smoking Dad

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Porn Poems #33
Put your feetsies in my mouthsies
Before this night goes all southsies
Wanna lick those toesie-wosies
That been through the fields of posies
Ashes, ashes, baby, at the end we all fall down
The grime beneath those heels turns my tongue all kinds of brown
Are you down like the clown?
I’ve been in a sole desert, think it’s time to drown
Girl, that black nail polish calls like siren sound
Ambience is set for the best meal in town
Take me out to eat, be my chef and waiter please
Aromas from the kitchen got me all fucked up like JEEZ!
Stinky gourmet treat, better than a fancy cheese
I don’t make the cheddar, but I’ll cater to your needs
If by “needs” you mean a guy that sits and prays for yummy feets
God sent me to your toesies, time to sample all the meats

I’m so sorry
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Porn Poems #34
the rooster cries out
ejaculating his sauce
into the pussy
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Shell Game

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Porn Poems #35
I keep the secrets you give me
In my phallic phylactery
And you divulge immortality
From your throbbing pomegranate
My future progeny encased in your tomb
Dark magicks I can only touch
For but a moment
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Porn Poems #36
the rooster cries out
ejaculating his sauce
into the pussy
A Meat, September 12, 2020, 08:02:12 am
the donkey's harsh bray
spewing his thick, pungent sauce
into the pussy

Guy Ferrari

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Porn Poems #37
There once was a terrible clown
Who's dick made a godawful sound
He'd honk it all day
In hopes that he may
Shape the shaft into a permanent frown
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Porn Poems #38
Juicy Lucy, the lovely loose floozy
diddled her slit and now was very oozy
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Porn Poems #39
Your golden wheat field
Spills forth with gold of its own
I marvel at your underworld
As you rain over me
I abduct you nightly
My piss Persephone
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Lemon

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Porn Poems #40
My cock harder and harder
And harder still.
Your face aroused, curious
Then concerned
As I shakily pull myself back to my feet
"Baby, you're so sexy you make me lose consciousness"
And I taste the blood from the gash in my forehead.
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Porn Poems #41
My Tower of Babel
Makes her speak in tongues
The violent thrusts
Against her bashful blush
Are thunder to her enlightening
Her placenta falls to the floor
The angel opens her legs...
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Spooks

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Porn Poems #42
Keep this snapshot in your mind
If my satisfaction is ever at issue
Your 2008 Hugo nominated husband finds
He turns into an animal in this position.

A meerkat, a deer, a pig in a trough,
A fuck-hungry steer, another King Lear
Erect in your flattering mouth
That beckons my willy
like a flame does a moth.
Engulfing it whole if too near.

A chicken for slaughter, a sloth
Much too slow to escape your teeth, closing
In on this vermin, this shivering rat.
I'm stuck in a glue trap, yet find it
Exalting, to rhythmically rap
On the front doors of your tonsils.

Knock knock! Hello! I am here!
In the moist membranes of your kitchen
It seems I have finally come
to the foregone conclusion that you
have basted my turkey. Well done
on the outside yet tender and twitching.

Mr Jekyll is back, Mr Hyde's back in hiding
In his slimy, jew-defiant cocoon.
A penny dreadful with a print size of zero.
Because, my dear housewife, I find it,
I've penned here a fiction more distant than Dune.
It's been three years since you sucked on my pen0r.
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Porn Poems #43
being gay
with
your dad
and
it's
okay
GirlKisser420

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Porn Poems #44
i repaired a st andrews cross
at three in the afternoon,
if we support the base here
and apply the ratchet like so
and its owner bought me a beer
and we didn't fuck
true story
GirlKisser420