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Topic: Porn Poems  (Read 759 times)

chai tea latte

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Porn Poems #45
being gay is kind of like a super power
because all of your friends are also your dating pool
which is to say
i have eaten the pussy
that was in the friend group

forgive me
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chai tea latte

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Porn Poems #46
i ask her if she wants to come smoke with me on her balcony.
when i ask her when she started smoking she avoids the question.
earlier that afternoon she dealt us
the three of swords
which portends the end of her relationship

we smoke in silence
wearing one shirt between the two of us
and i blow smoke in her hair
because she says she likes that.

i know what else she likes,
pull the hair just so, from the scalp
and like prometheus (the god of cigarettes)
il faut nous imaginer heureux
Spooks

chai tea latte

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Porn Poems #47
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chai tea latte

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Porn Poems #48
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chai tea latte

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Porn Poems #49
do you want to go upstairs
i ask my roommate's girlfriend
and she says yes
when anyone should have said no
and then we don't
and when i kissed you that night
it tasted wrong
but not 'hot' wrong
just sickening

chai tea latte

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Porn Poems #50
fuck me on the zamboni
de ice my asshole,
you pervy old rink guy
re-sluice my juices
and make sure the
electronics work just right
make those circles
around my clit
with your
zamboni
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Porn Poems #51
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chai tea latte, September 13, 2020, 06:52:21 pm

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chai tea latte, September 13, 2020, 06:52:31 pm

Strong contenders for a Porn Beatbox thread
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Porn Poems #52
I obey your flag
For its fringe matches
Your sovereign waves of grain
Tread on me
Encase me in your cunt prison
The only authority I recognize
And respect
I give you my true name
And deposit within you
My intellectual property
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Jam

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Porn Poems #53
Please wait
While I devise
An erotic poem
Based on the Charge of the Light Brigade
By Alfred Lord Tennyson, like all fPlus poems every line of this is longer than the last
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Porn Poems #54
Half a league, half a league,
Half a league onward,
All in the valley of breast
   Rode the six hundred.
“Forward, my dick!
Charge for the tits!” he said.
Into the valley of Breast
   Rode the six hundred.

Well here it is, it’s bad. That’s the last time I post drunk poetry on ballpit
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Porn Poems #55
Here's a classic one.

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I porn-surfed, weak and weary,
Over many a strange and spurious porn-site of "hot chicks galore",
While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning,
And my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour,
"Tis not possible," I muttered, "give me back my free hardcore!"
Quoth the server, "404."
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