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Topic: Porn Poems  (Read 5274 times)

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Porn Poems #75
Turning my crank
Piercing your lid
I circumvent you
Prying you open
Tuna for lunch

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Porn Poems #76
My dear, I hope you'll not be sore
If I ask you for a spot of vore
A simple nibble's all I need
A chew, a chomp, it's time to feed!
As I go hurtling past your gums
If you hear a noise, it's just my cums!
How could a man e'er hold it in
When dealing with such epic win
As being vored by his darling wife?
Oh, that would be my perfect life
So carve my brain out of my skull
And place it in the black box hull
And flip the switch and turn it on!
Quick, quick! Before the night is gone
For we've so very much to do
So many vores, so much to chew
But be warned! For you'll face my wrath
If I find out you've had a laugh
At my expense, and lied about
What lies in wait beyond your mouth
For while I'm known to be quite placid
There better not be any fucking stomach acid
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Porn Poems #77
photographic memory.
i still remember your red room.
i still remember the smell of your corpse plant.
splayed on the rack. coming in focus. in bloom.
and your water was tinkling down. ever dripping.
i remember. you developed my peepee.
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Porn Poems #78
Amorphophallus titanum
wafts its corpse-like miasma
beckoning your corpse fly eyes
and your Rafflesia lips gape
while my dead man's fingers
caress your apple of death
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Porn Poems #79
i want to
    stick
       my Dick
in something
  w e i r d
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Porn Poems #80
Man has the penis
To satisfy the woman
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Porn Poems #81
Man has the penis
To satisfy the woman
Shell Game, October 23, 2020, 12:25:18 am
Man has the woman
to satisfy his penis
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Porn Poems #82
woman has the penis?
to satisfy the woman
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Porn Poems #83
man has the penis
ever satisfied a woman
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Porn Poems #84
O, Earth Mother,
Whitewash my tree trunk
With your tangy varnish
That smells of bread and chewed tobacco.

I don't want a maggot
To crawl up its crack
And lay eggs in my sap sack.
...Unless?

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Porn Poems #85
What I Think It'd Be Like To Fuck Certain Poets

T.S. Eliot:
Low expectations, and still, disappointment.
An ejaculation of dust and regret;
No indication it was ever otherwise, for him.
Should have partied with Sweeney or Eugenides.

E. E. Cummings:
The sex: messy, exquisite.
The puns: predictable, insufferable.

James Tate:
Tangents. Changes of costume, position, name.
A nonsense fetish becomes universal.
I am reminded, inevitably and tenderly, of the past --
Good, but maybe not as a sex thing.

William Carlos Williams:
The husband-of-twelve-years experience:
Tender, familiar. Cliche, but who's counting?
Leaves with a kiss and a grocery list.

Charles Bukowski:
You could not pay me enough money
To fuck Charles Bukowski.
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Porn Poems #86
america
is
eight hanzos
and
one
symmetra

--rupi kaur
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Porn Poems #87
I stick my partisan
in your deep south red state
ejaculating votes
and soon you'll give birth
to bipartisan electors
as we walk down the aisle
towards the white house altar
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Porn Poems #88
With force
I cleave in twain
Your pagan resistance
Your gasps
Blasphemous
To us both

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Porn Poems #89
IV.

Me not
that
kind of
girl.
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