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Topic: Tell the world your current go-to exclamation  (Read 14876 times)

Salubrious Rex

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Tell the world your current go-to exclamation
Like when you drop something or stub your toe or miss a turnoff or slip on a banana peel and run backwards on the spot for 5 seconds before falling and the banana peel lands on your head

I sat on "Fuck a duck" for a long while, but now it's just "Piss"

Post swear words or swear-word alternatives in this thread. Make some up and encourage others to use them.
Sauce thelizzerd

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Tell the world your current go-to exclamation #1
Religion has never been a part of my life, and I've been some flavor of atheistic/agnostic for as long as I can remember... apart from in moments of extreme duress when I will yell "Jesus Christ" then feel vaguely embarrassed for having done so.
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Been saying "Gal dern it!" ironically recently.
Salubrious Rex

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Tell the world your current go-to exclamation #3
Goodness gracious!
Salubrious Rex Great Joe

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Tell the world your current go-to exclamation #4
Í guðanna bænum
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Tell the world your current go-to exclamation #5
I'm traditional, I just yell "fuck" and then everyone in the burger place is staring at me bc I accidently walked into a table. 
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Salubrious Rex chai tea latte

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i'm boring.
it's usually a simple "jesus fucking christ dude" or "god damn it"
or sometimes when i'm feelin spicy, it's just "great!" with a smile
Sauce thelizzerd

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Tell the world your current go-to exclamation #8
"Ah dang"

The exciting stuff is in my affirmations. I'm trying to get the hang of saying "aye" because I hate how I say "yep".

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Tell the world your current go-to exclamation #9
Translated I suppose it would be "Piss in my pussy" but that doesn't quite have a good ring to it imo.
Salubrious Rex Lemon SHAMBA~1.SBB

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Translated I suppose it would be "Piss in my pussy" but that doesn't quite have a good ring to it imo.
organburner, January 22, 2023, 10:09:48 am
it absolutely does have a good ring to it. if i were 10% more unhinged i would say this regularly at work.

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I've been saying "cripes" a lot lately and I have no idea why. Is this what getting old is like?
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Salubrious Rex

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now it's just "Piss"
Salubrious Rex, January 15, 2023, 11:51:10 pm

For the first time in a while I used the extended form of piss, saved for the more groan-inducing frustration moments: "Piss in my fist"

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Tell the world your current go-to exclamation #13
Been into "Criminy" lately.
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Tell the world your current go-to exclamation #14
Simple "ah, shit" works.

But for things that are good I've been saying "Sick" a lot.
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