Tell the world your current go-to exclamation

[Salubrious Rex]

Like when you drop something or stub your toe or miss a turnoff or slip on a banana peel and run backwards on the spot for 5 seconds before falling and the banana peel lands on your head

I sat on "Fuck a duck" for a long while, but now it's just "Piss"

Post swear words or swear-word alternatives in this thread. Make some up and encourage others to use them.

[Sauce]

Religion has never been a part of my life, and I've been some flavor of atheistic/agnostic for as long as I can remember... apart from in moments of extreme duress when I will yell "Jesus Christ" then feel vaguely embarrassed for having done so.

[Dr. Buttplug]

Been saying "Gal dern it!" ironically recently.

[chai tea latte]

Goodness gracious!

[Great Joe]

Í guðanna bænum

[thelizzerd]

I'm traditional, I just yell "fuck" and then everyone in the burger place is staring at me bc I accidently walked into a table. 

[RoeCocoa]

啊

[Hux]

i'm boring.
it's usually a simple "jesus fucking christ dude" or "god damn it"
or sometimes when i'm feelin spicy, it's just "great!" with a smile

[EYE OF ZA]

"Ah dang"

The exciting stuff is in my affirmations. I'm trying to get the hang of saying "aye" because I hate how I say "yep".

[organburner]

Translated I suppose it would be "Piss in my pussy" but that doesn't quite have a good ring to it imo.

[Hux]

Translated I suppose it would be "Piss in my pussy" but that doesn't quite have a good ring to it imo.

it absolutely does have a good ring to it. if i were 10% more unhinged i would say this regularly at work.

[Antivehicular]

I've been saying "cripes" a lot lately and I have no idea why. Is this what getting old is like?

[Salubrious Rex]

now it's just "Piss"

For the first time in a while I used the extended form of piss, saved for the more groan-inducing frustration moments: "Piss in my fist"

[LuckyNumbers]

Been into "Criminy" lately.

[sea hag]

Simple "ah, shit" works.

But for things that are good I've been saying "Sick" a lot.