I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

I love you all so much, I wish I'm there was anyrhign at all I could do from comedy island but I hope you know you deserve a better world than the fucking shit pile you exist in. Jesus fucking christ.

[vaMpiresoftWare]

Made some food. Drank some beer. Came here to post. Didn’t think of anything funny. Posted this.

[thelizzerd]

People always say you have to do liquor before beer. But fuck that bullshit.

[PaulLovesToLaugh]

I don't know how to make ice cream in alcohol form but it's a very untapped market.

[thelizzerd]

I don't know how to make ice cream in alcohol form but it's a very untapped market.

There's a place here that sells alcoholic milkshakes.

[corporate daiquiri]

I'm here to make friends _{but I am too self-conscious}

[thelizzerd]

Tipsy on a monday bc my work gives the whole week from Christmas to New years off.

IDK why but I'm having a good time. uWu

[Salubrious Rex]

I wish every time I was drunk could be like this, it's been so musrrable every time lately but tonigy was downright perfect