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Topic: 338: Let's Stick Crystals Up Our Vaginas  (Read 8057 times)

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upgrade me to kiwi

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Calling upon Il Mundo like some kind of italian version of Dio.
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338: Let's Stick Crystals Up Our Vaginas #17
whenever a crystal shows up in an F+ context I usually just look it up on this table
https://www.gemsociety.org/article/gemstone-toxicity-table/

but even this doesn't consider that people would put them in a vagina, only in a mouth
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Excellent ep, would be perfect except for the lack of buttplug coverage 4/5.
Also wtf Quartz is toxic?

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Excellent ep, would be perfect except for the lack of buttplug coverage 4/5.
Also wtf Quartz is toxic?
Don’t worry, that’s only if you’re cutting it- cutting anything with finely divided silica in it can give you silicosis. If you’re just sticking it inside your body it should be fine!
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Pussy full of rocks
It's a gizzard for cocks.
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Rock Ass Pussy
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Don't stick crystals in your holes! Put them in there! Do not put them in there!
I'm not sure why people kept replying to this thread. We already got the best post.

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To throw it out there, if someone wants to send me a "Psychic Trash Bin" design (vector or high res), I'll put it on a tee shirt.
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Okay so...

Chakrub, the Confidence Pokemon
(Rock/Psychic)
This pokemon is constantly seeking those in need. It uses its stored psychic power to adjust the auras within them.
Chakrub can learn, among other things, Rock Polish, Acupressure, Stealth Rock, Extrasensory, and Confusion.

When traded with a Cloyster, Chakrub evolves into Moanfillment.
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You need to put flux stones in your pussy, otherwise some of the molten pussy-metal will oxidize.
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I feel compelled to try to figure out how to work "carbon cunt-print" into my vocabulary henceforth.
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I'm not sure the right thread to put this in, so I guess it goes here...

Who wants to play Flappy Cunt?