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Title: Portaxx
Post by: Sherman Tank on January 03, 2016, 04:22:41 am
Do her knees bend backwards?
Title: Portaxx
Post by: STOG on January 03, 2016, 04:59:17 am
One of these readings, I'm going to break out the worst car-mechanic voice I can muster during a reading and say "HEY WHAT'S GOIN' ON? MY NAME'S PERTOX AND I OWN A USED CAR BOUTIQUE."
Title: Portaxx
Post by: Sherman Tank on February 04, 2016, 09:22:45 pm
Thanks, STOG.
Title: Portaxx
Post by: Nikaer Drekin on February 05, 2016, 06:56:13 am
Does anyone know which episode has the original "Bird knees don't bend backwards" clip? I need it for a thing.
Title: Portaxx
Post by: Nifty Nif on February 05, 2016, 08:13:34 am
I don't know anything about sports I'm too busy baking shoes
Title: Portaxx
Post by: Yavuz on February 05, 2016, 08:23:24 am
Does anyone know which episode has the original "Bird knees don't bend backwards" clip? I need it for a thing.
Nikaer Drekin, February 05, 2016, 06:56:13 am

The Pokegirls episode. It's when they're talking about Cockadiddle.
Title: Portaxx
Post by: Nikaer Drekin on February 05, 2016, 09:04:12 am
Does anyone know which episode has the original "Bird knees don't bend backwards" clip? I need it for a thing.
Nikaer Drekin, February 05, 2016, 06:56:13 am

The Pokegirls episode. It's when they're talking about Cockadiddle.
Yavuz Sultan Selim, February 05, 2016, 08:23:24 am

Well, now I'm torn. I'm glad I know where it is, but sad I have to listen to the Pokegirls episode again.
Title: Portaxx
Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on February 05, 2016, 08:14:59 pm
Does anyone know which episode has the original "Bird knees don't bend backwards" clip? I need it for a thing.
Nikaer Drekin, February 05, 2016, 06:56:13 am

The Pokegirls episode. It's when they're talking about Cockadiddle.
Yavuz Sultan Selim, February 05, 2016, 08:23:24 am

Well, now I'm torn. I'm glad I know where it is, but sad I have to listen to the Pokegirls episode again.
Nikaer Drekin, February 05, 2016, 09:04:12 am

If it helps, I'm pretty sure that first instance is more me just arguing with people about it, but I do just straight-up yell it out again during the Malatora episode... I think. It's when the otherkin claim wolves and coyotes are the "same thing, but with different fur patterns" and everyone gets on my case for picking that as my hill to die on.

... wait, you need this for a thing? I'm scared. And intrigued.
Title: Portaxx
Post by: Isfahan on February 06, 2016, 09:30:53 am
As death hills go, it's not a bad one, because you're correct!

Everyone has their hill. Everyone. You've got bird knees bending backwards, I've got people using the word "clip" to refer to clips.
Title: Portaxx
Post by: Lady Frenzy on February 08, 2016, 02:30:02 am
Twilight Zone twist: Portaxx has backwards knees.
(http://i.imgur.com/r59dDkB.jpg)
Title: Portaxx
Post by: John Toast on February 09, 2016, 07:19:50 pm
Portaxx saying that salamanders aren't reptiles, and Lemon's subsequent reaction to said statement, never fails to make me laugh.

Also her blustering and then yelling out ANIME BODY PILLOW!!! in the Ani-May voice. I forget what episode that one was from.
Title: Portaxx
Post by: Deep 13 on February 10, 2016, 08:34:17 am
Portaxx saying that salamanders aren't reptiles, and Lemon's subsequent reaction to said statement, never fails to make me laugh.

Also her blustering and then yelling out ANIME BODY PILLOW!!! in the Ani-May voice. I forget what episode that one was from.
John Toast, February 09, 2016, 07:19:50 pm

Anything in her anime-voice gets me giggling. Bonus points for talking about a half-Japanese half-German girlfriend or calling Lemon a disgusting 3-D.
Title: Portaxx
Post by: izzy on February 13, 2016, 06:38:45 pm
Portaxx saying that salamanders aren't reptiles, and Lemon's subsequent reaction to said statement, never fails to make me laugh.

Also her blustering and then yelling out ANIME BODY PILLOW!!! in the Ani-May voice. I forget what episode that one was from.
John Toast, February 09, 2016, 07:19:50 pm
I think that was from "Was it Worth It?" the bit about the dude suing some university or other over chairs.
Title: Portaxx
Post by: Isfahan on February 13, 2016, 07:58:54 pm
I think that was from "Was it Worth It?" the bit about the dude suing some university or other over chairs.izzy, February 13, 2016, 06:38:45 pm

and Adam Bozarth's congested protest: "Uhh, your chairs appear to be dezide for wibbèd?"
Title: Portaxx
Post by: Sherman Tank on April 24, 2016, 08:04:04 am
Was I hallucinating, or was there an episode that somehow ended up on a long tangent where Portaxx was explaining frog gigging or catfish noodling or muskrat loving or womp ratting or something like that, and everyone else was just baffled by it all?
Title: Portaxx
Post by: Cleretic on April 24, 2016, 08:25:26 am
No, that happened, and it was catfish noodling. I just don't remember which episode it was, or why.
Title: Portaxx
Post by: Sherman Tank on April 24, 2016, 11:31:13 am
Hah, found it. It was the appropriately-titled But What If They're All Crappie? (https://thefpl.us/episode/28)

Apparently Portaxx spent time in Oklahoma.
Title: Portaxx
Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on April 24, 2016, 05:36:35 pm
Hah, found it. It was the appropriately-titled But What If They're All Crappie? (https://thefpl.us/episode/28)

Apparently Portaxx spent time in Oklahoma.
Not Always Sherman Tank, April 24, 2016, 11:31:13 am

Originally from there, actually. Which accounts for the accent that may or may not exist, depending on who you ask.
Title: Portaxx
Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on April 26, 2016, 04:56:03 pm
Hah, found it. It was the appropriately-titled But What If They're All Crappie? (https://thefpl.us/episode/28)

Apparently Portaxx spent time in Oklahoma.
Not Always Sherman Tank, April 24, 2016, 11:31:13 am

Originally from there, actually. Which accounts for the accent that may or may not exist, depending on who you ask.
One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes, April 24, 2016, 05:36:35 pm

and your propensity for wearing very large belt buckles.
Title: Portaxx
Post by: Corn Syrup on September 14, 2016, 12:30:42 pm
Client: So, uh yeah, my- my wife left me and she's wantin' to take all my stuff.

Attorney: ...RUH.

Client: Yeah, exactly- she said she gets to have full custody of the kids and that I'm an unfit parent-

Attorney: RUH.
Title: Portaxx
Post by: Down10 on September 20, 2016, 04:19:54 am
Client: So, uh yeah, my- my wife left me and she's wantin' to take all my stuff.

Attorney: ...RUH.

Client: Yeah, exactly- she said she gets to have full custody of the kids and that I'm an unfit parent-

Attorney: RUH.
H.P. Shivcraft, September 14, 2016, 12:30:42 pm

Can someone please edit "RUH" over all the werewolf dialog in the Twilight movies? It would really mean a lot to me.
Title: Portaxx
Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on September 20, 2016, 02:53:16 pm
Client: So, uh yeah, my- my wife left me and she's wantin' to take all my stuff.

Attorney: ...RUH.

Client: Yeah, exactly- she said she gets to have full custody of the kids and that I'm an unfit parent-

Attorney: RUH.
H.P. Shivcraft, September 14, 2016, 12:30:42 pm

Can someone please edit "RUH" over all the werewolf dialog in the Twilight movies? It would really mean a lot to me.
Down10, September 20, 2016, 04:19:54 am

You can do this yourself! All it takes is your IMAGINATIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

and like many many many hours of audio replacement
Title: Portaxx
Post by: Lemon on September 20, 2016, 03:40:56 pm
many many many hours of audio replacement
jack chick, September 20, 2016, 02:53:16 pm
Video replacement too, because for best effect, every warewolf line should be cut down to a single "RUH".

Would be a fun YouTube short anyway.
Title: Portaxx
Post by: Nikaer Drekin on September 20, 2016, 06:37:19 pm
many many many hours of audio replacement
jack chick, September 20, 2016, 02:53:16 pm
Video replacement too, because for best effect, every warewolf line should be cut down to a single "RUH".

Would be a fun YouTube short anyway.
Lemon, September 20, 2016, 03:40:56 pm

If I can find a good Twilight clip to use I will totally give this a shot.
Title: Portaxx
Post by: Shell Game on May 07, 2017, 02:10:05 am
Shit, Portaxx, finding out you were part of the f-plus sealed the deal for me. My roommate and I have been admirers of yours since the Blackblood Alliance parody you did. Keep on being the best kind of nerd!
Title: Portaxx
Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on May 07, 2017, 04:40:32 am
Shit, Portaxx, finding out you were part of the f-plus sealed the deal for me. My roommate and I have been admirers of yours since the Blackblood Alliance parody you did. Keep on being the best kind of nerd!
Shell Game, May 07, 2017, 02:10:05 am

Thanks for the kind words! Out of curiosity, where did you see the BBA parody? I ask because years after the fact, I heard that thing spread way farther out than I originally thought it would. FYI  there's yet another reboot on DeviantArt. It starts off with the main character witnessing her own mother's death and features striped hyenas as the villains. They play keep-away with a severed animal head. The characters swear. The pacing is still weird. It's pretty great.
Title: Portaxx
Post by: Shell Game on May 07, 2017, 01:09:42 pm
I had to ask my roommate. I guess she found it on Portal of Evil probably about 8 or 9 years ago. Digging around for this stuff on the internet is pretty much the basis of our friendship (only a slight exaggeration.) While asking I told her about the re-reboot and she and I now have plans for the day. Neither of us were surprised that it still has pacing problems, though now I'm curious as to whether she's still with the same background artist. I recall the backgrounds actually being decent, especially compared to the Balto rip-offs with color vomited onto them. Definitely going to look into it. Thanks for the info!
Title: Portaxx
Post by: Sherman Tank on June 10, 2017, 01:46:11 am
Portaxx, why didn't you tell us you were a long-established "industrial reference in the European Sector of Kitchens and Wardrobes"? (http://www.portax.pt/empresa/?idioma=en)