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Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Lemon on January 06, 2017, 09:13:36 am

(https://ahoylemon.github.io/jerking.online/img/og-image.png) (https://ahoylemon.github.io/jerking.online/)

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Post by: Yavuz on January 06, 2017, 12:07:21 pm

Can we suggest new titles? Because I'd suggest "Robin Hood: Prince of Queefs".

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Post by: Boots Raingear on January 06, 2017, 12:09:30 pm

Can we suggest new titles? Because I'd suggest "Robin Hood: Prince of Queefs".
Yavuz Sultan Selim, January 06, 2017, 12:07:21 pm

Meant to reply, not bulb. Should be "Throbbin' Hood"

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Post by: Lemon on January 06, 2017, 12:12:53 pm

Can we suggest new titles?
Boots Raingear, January 06, 2017, 12:09:30 pm

Yeah (https://github.com/AhoyLemon/jerking.online#readme).

Should be "Throbbin' Hood"
Boots Raingear, January 06, 2017, 12:09:30 pm

I was about to post a reply saying I'm changing his name to Rubbin' Hood, but ballp.it informed me you already posted a better one.

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Post by: Ambious on January 06, 2017, 12:19:26 pm

The interactive logo is brilliant

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Post by: Fanzay on January 07, 2017, 05:23:11 am

I love everything about this

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Post by: Victor Laszlo on January 07, 2017, 11:05:54 am

My favorite has always been 'Pulp Friction'.

I should be more useful at this, I worked in a movie theatre for three years and we had porn titles for nearly every movie we showed.  But that was 20 years ago.

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Post by: Patterns on January 07, 2017, 12:57:40 pm

Harry Potter and the Sorcerers' Bone
Requiem for a Cream
Black Cock Down
Up (and down and up and down and)
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Sweet/Street/Neat Dicks

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Post by: A Meat on January 07, 2017, 01:18:57 pm

Pirates of the Tribadism series:
Pirates of the Tribadism: The Curse of the Black Pussy (honestly, The Curse of the Black Pearl might just be fine)
Pirates of the Tribadism: Dead Woman's Chest
Pirates of the Tribadism: Orgy At World's End
Pirates of the Tribadism: On Stranger Tits
and coming this year:
Pirates of the Tribadism: Jesus Christ, they're making another one? (I don't have an idea for this, and also, they're making another one?)

Not sure if it should be Pirates of the Tribadism or Pirates of the Tribbing, but you can decide for yourself, I've already wasted enough time thinking about this

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Post by: BARK RANGER on January 07, 2017, 02:46:56 pm

That's inappropriate. Go wash your keyboard/phone in ammonia and think about what you did.

Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call My Ass
xXx: Prostate of the Union
Altered Prostates
Garden Prostate
Prostate of Grace
Enemy of the Prostate
Bio-Domme
Domme of the Living Dead
A History of Ass Violence
Bareback to the Future
Aguirre: The Wrath of Rod
Clitzcarraldo (and/or) Titzcarraldo
Scissor Act 2: Back in the Habit
The Scissorhood of the Travelling Underpants
Battleship Potemkink
Mars Needs Stepmoms
Ernest Rides my Ass Again
Sixteen Candles in My Ass
Monsters, Twink.
Jumanjizz
Little Dieter Needs to Fly (into my ass)

I have some Air Bud and MVP ones if you want

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Post by: Lemon on January 07, 2017, 02:57:14 pm

I'm adding several of these, thanks. Keep 'em coming.

BTW, I have entries for the entire Harry Potter series in the database,

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Post by: A Meat on January 07, 2017, 03:54:25 pm

My favorite James Bondage movie has always been 'You Only Jizz Twice', but really the whole series is too close to being regular porn titles.

also, the Criterion boxset:
Lord of the Dicks: Fellowship of the Dicks
Lord of the Dicks: The Two Towers
Lord of the Dicks: Return of the Twink

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Post by: Runic on January 07, 2017, 04:51:52 pm

Obviously it has to be Lord of the Dicks: Return of the Queen.

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Post by: A Meat on January 07, 2017, 05:15:45 pm

Obviously it has to be Lord of the Dicks: Return of the Queen.
Runic, January 07, 2017, 04:51:52 pm

not if it's gay porn motherfucker

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Post by: Lemon on January 07, 2017, 10:53:35 pm

Current count: 185 titles.

Adjusted the system so it won't add a new title if you've seen it in the last two weeks.

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Post by: Patterns on January 07, 2017, 10:59:57 pm

This whole thing is good and great

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Post by: Malten on January 08, 2017, 06:22:47 am

Surely it would be Lord of the Cockrings.

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Post by: Lemon on January 08, 2017, 09:08:34 am

Surely it would be Lord of the Cockrings.
Tose, January 08, 2017, 06:22:47 am

Agreed.

Because "Lord of the Cockrings: The Fellowship of the Cockring" has an inherent pleasure to it.

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Post by: Lemon on January 08, 2017, 11:14:30 am

So far...

javascript

// Coen Brothers
  "Glazing Arizona",
  "The Ladydrillers",
  "No Cunt Free For Old Men",
  "Actually Inside Llewyn Davis",
  "The Cocksucker Proxy"


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Post by: Patterns on January 08, 2017, 11:18:18 am

So far...

javascript

// Coen Brothers
  "Glazing Arizona",
  "The Ladydrillers",
  "No Cunt Free For Old Men",
  "Actually Inside Llewyn Davis",
  "The Cocksucker Proxy"


Lemon, January 08, 2017, 11:14:30 am

Nail Caesar!

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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on January 08, 2017, 01:58:51 pm

So far...

javascript

// Coen Brothers
  "Glazing Arizona",
  "The Ladydrillers",
  "No Cunt Free For Old Men",
  "Actually Inside Llewyn Davis",
  "The Cocksucker Proxy"


Lemon, January 08, 2017, 11:14:30 am

Fillers Crossing

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Post by: Yavuz on January 08, 2017, 03:55:34 pm

So far...

javascript

// Coen Brothers
  "Glazing Arizona",
  "The Ladydrillers",
  "No Cunt Free For Old Men",
  "Actually Inside Llewyn Davis",
  "The Cocksucker Proxy"


Lemon, January 08, 2017, 11:14:30 am

Cum Simple
Burn After Breeding
Barton Fuck
(and a title coming out this year: Suburbicock)

ETA:

Surely it would be Lord of the Cockrings.
Tose, January 08, 2017, 06:22:47 am

Lord of the Cockrings is the name of an actual LOTR porn parody. I don't know if they made the full trilogy, but they did make at least the first one.

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Post by: Patterns on January 08, 2017, 04:15:33 pm

A Terrence Malick-directed forced urination clip called The Pee of Strife

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Post by: Goose Goose Honk At Me Now on January 08, 2017, 04:26:12 pm

Lord of the Cockrings is the name of an actual LOTR porn parody. I don't know if they made the full trilogy, but they did make at least the first one.
Yavuz Sultan Selim, January 08, 2017, 03:55:34 pm

There's a Lord of the G-Strings, in which hobbits are also referred to as "bothlings" (because get it) and the wizard is named Smirnoff the White. You're welcome.

(Cleavagefield is also real and tried to suck my dick terrible.)

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Post by: eldritchhat on January 08, 2017, 05:43:39 pm

Lord of the Cockrings is the name of an actual LOTR porn parody. I don't know if they made the full trilogy, but they did make at least the first one.
Yavuz Sultan Selim, January 08, 2017, 03:55:34 pm

There's a Lord of the G-Strings, in which hobbits are also referred to as "bothlings" (because get it) and the wizard is named Smirnoff the White. You're welcome.

(Cleavagefield is also real and tried to suck my dick terrible.)
Goose Goose Honk At Me Now, January 08, 2017, 04:26:12 pm

It should clearly be Lord of the STOGrings

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Post by: Nikaer Drekin on January 08, 2017, 06:36:40 pm

So far...

javascript

// Coen Brothers
  "Glazing Arizona",
  "The Ladydrillers",
  "No Cunt Free For Old Men",
  "Actually Inside Llewyn Davis",
  "The Cocksucker Proxy"


Lemon, January 08, 2017, 11:14:30 am

"The Man Who Was In There"
"True Clit"

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Post by: Bodark on January 08, 2017, 07:00:20 pm

I can't believe no one's suggested Whores of the Rings.

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Post by: Victor Laszlo on January 08, 2017, 10:23:33 pm

Pulp Friction
Fill Bill vol 1
Fill Bill vol 2
In Glory Hole Basterds
Assfull Eight

Natural Porn Killers

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Post by: Nikaer Drekin on January 08, 2017, 11:01:33 pm

Pulp Friction
Fill Bill vol 1
Fill Bill vol 2
In Glory Hole Basterds
Assfull Eight

Natural Porn Killers
Victor Laszlo, January 08, 2017, 10:23:33 pm

JACKie Brown

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Post by: Yavuz on January 08, 2017, 11:11:49 pm

What about comic book movie names? It's been hard for me, because several of them are kind of already their own porn parody titles. Man of Steel is particularly egregious. I saw that The Fantastic Foursome is already on the list. Maybe Fantastic Foursome: Rise of the Silver Sucker? X-Men: First Ass? Deadpoon? Lick-Ass?

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Post by: Victor Laszlo on January 09, 2017, 08:47:51 am

Pulp Friction
Fill Bill vol 1
Fill Bill vol 2
In Glory Hole Basterds
Assfull Eight

Natural Porn Killers
Victor Laszlo, January 08, 2017, 10:23:33 pm

JACKie Brown
Nikaer Drekin, January 08, 2017, 11:01:33 pm

Nah.  That one was tough.  Jack-off Brown?  About interracial handjobs?

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Post by: Fanzay on January 09, 2017, 10:49:07 am

Pacific Rimjob
Charlie Wilson's Wank

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Post by: Goose Goose Honk At Me Now on January 09, 2017, 11:22:59 am

Red Dong

avenge meeeeee

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Post by: Bunnybread on January 09, 2017, 11:30:03 am

Oh God...  Parody Titles.  I have a real problem with this as some of you know.

Let's start with Westerns:

Wyatt Slurp

True Tit

Django Uncut


Some action blockCockbusters:

Mad Minge: Fury Chode

Captain Americunt: Civil Whore

XXX-Men: Burst Ass (First Class)



Animated Features:

Winnie the Pooh-say and Titty Too!

Fuck-It Ralph

(Railin' Her) Inside Out

RataTushie

Fucking Nemo

Adult Toy Story

Filling Dory

Sugar WALLs-E

Monster Cocks, Inc.



And I tried to stick with critically acclaimed stuff here:

Eternal Cumstain of the Spotless Mind

(Puttin' it in) Sideways

127 Showers

Black Swan-schenstucker

Insemination Inception

Slapped Poophole  Apt Pupil 

Niplash

 Waiting for BuffMen   

Night BallHer   Nightcrawler

The Spurt Locker

sEx Machina

the Cumjuring

Cloud SlaptAss

The Wolf of Ball Street

The Fornication Game

Requiem for a Dong

There Will Be Cum

Pan's Labia-rinth


I hope I can stop but... no promises.

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Post by: A Meat on January 09, 2017, 11:47:46 am

X-Men: First Class really should be XXX-Men: First Class Ass

I like baseball movies:
monster cock in the Outfield
The Nookie
Field of Wet Dreams
Moneyshot
edit: it's tough to do porn parodies when you can't do anal

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Post by: Fanzay on January 09, 2017, 12:16:23 pm

Adam Sandler porn parody titles:

The Watersports Boy
Ridiculous Sex
Horny Gilmore
Jack and Jizz

Some of his movies already sound like parody porn titles.

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Post by: Bunnybread on January 09, 2017, 12:47:48 pm

I forgot a few from the Critically Acclaimed section:

Whorehouse Rwanda

Zero Dark Titties



And here's some oldies:

GashDance

The Whole Nine Inches

Under The Cherry Poon

Beverly Hills Cock

St. Elmo's Burning Sensation

Coming on America

An American Werewolf in Laura

Blade Hummer

The Last StarFucker

Little Shop of Whores

Queen of the Dental Damned


This last one is an oldie, plus I think it was up for an Oscar so it gets two titles.

Kneel and Deliver    OR    Stand and Deflower

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Post by: Goose Goose Honk At Me Now on January 09, 2017, 01:26:31 pm

Black Swan-schenstucker
Stollenbread, January 09, 2017, 11:30:03 am

That's just the Madeleine Kahn segments of Blazing Saddles and you know it.

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Post by: Fanzay on January 09, 2017, 01:32:18 pm

I forgot a few from the Critically Acclaimed section:

Whorehouse Rwanda

Zero Dark Titties



And here's some oldies:

GashDance

The Whole Nine Inches

Under The Cherry Poon

Beverly Hills Cock

St. Elmo's Burning Sensation

Coming on America

An American Werewolf in Laura

Blade Hummer

The Last StarFucker

Little Shop of Whores

Queen of the Dental Damned


This last one is an oldie, plus I think it was up for an Oscar so it gets two titles.

Kneel and Deliver    OR    Stand and Deflower
Stollenbread, January 09, 2017, 12:47:48 pm

Stand and Deflower is the best one

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Post by: Fanzay on January 09, 2017, 01:35:42 pm

Excuse me mr. Bread, but you had Hurt Locker and you didn't go for Squirt Locker? C'mon son.

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Post by: Patterns on January 09, 2017, 02:25:42 pm

Excuse me mr. Bread, but you had Hurt Locker and you didn't go for Squirt Locker? C'mon son.
Fanzay, January 09, 2017, 01:35:42 pm

Squirt Docker

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Post by: Bunnybread on January 09, 2017, 05:52:24 pm

Excuse me mr. Bread, but you had Hurt Locker and you didn't go for Squirt Locker? C'mon son.
Fanzay, January 09, 2017, 01:35:42 pm

Yeah, that really changes it up.  Completely saved my ass, there.

Anyways here's Breast in Show as another Christopher Guest parody.  I eagerly await your comment about how it should've been Chest in Show, duh!!



And now for some sports flicks because I cannot goddamn stop.

SlapTwat

Remember the Tight Ass

Splooshers

Million Dollar Booby

Hoop Reams

Black Booty

The Mighty Dicks

The Endless Hummer

Brian's Schlong

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Post by: GirlKisser420 on January 09, 2017, 06:42:48 pm

Dirty Sex Chambers of Shaolin
Nip Man

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Post by: Bunnybread on January 09, 2017, 06:43:05 pm

Comic Book Shit:

Captain A Merkin: The Fist Assvenger

Fapn America: The Winter Boner

The Incredible Hump

Ass-Man

Just-Tits League



One more for the Oscar crowd and then I really need to stop

The Girl With the Pearl Necklace





and maybe...


Clits a Wonderful Life

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Post by: eldritchhat on January 09, 2017, 06:52:07 pm

The complete Criterryon release of the work of David "Anus" Pinch:

EraserHEAD: Put Those Cheeks to Work

Lost Biway

Mywholeass Drive

Poo Velvet

In-lass Empire

Cumland

The Horniest Dog in the World

Fire Cock with Me

This Ain't a Straight Story XXX

Twins Peaking

On Her Hair

Defiled at Heart

Bonus:

The 'Elephant' Man

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Post by: Bunnybread on January 09, 2017, 08:15:15 pm

Halloween:

It's The Great Blumpkin, Charlie BrownEye!

Trick r' Skeet

A n al Family Values

I Shit on Your Grave

The BobbinDick

Children of the Porn

Vd/H/S

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Post by: Patterns on January 10, 2017, 07:10:08 pm

A Terrence Malick-directed forced urination clip called The Pee of Strife
Patterns, January 08, 2017, 04:15:33 pm

Starring Donald Trump.

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Post by: lazzer grardaion? on January 11, 2017, 11:08:46 am

Dirty Sex Chambers of Shaolin
GirlKisser420, January 09, 2017, 06:42:48 pm

I think it might be a little obvious, but I'm really tickled by The 69 Chambers of Shaolin.

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Post by: Victor Laszlo on January 11, 2017, 02:04:43 pm

Victor Lesbo
Poor Ass
Bunnyhead
A Titty's Feelies
Wank Fest
Jack the Chick
Jimmyfucks
CumTwatXop
Assierocolotl
Nutload Glug-glug
Lemon

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Post by: Achilles' Heelies on January 11, 2017, 03:01:57 pm

Victor Lesbo
Poor Ass
Bunnyhead
A Titty's Feelies
Wank Fest
Jack the Chick
Jimmyfucks
CumTwatXop
Assierocolotl
Nutload Glug-glug
Lemon
Victor Laszlo, January 11, 2017, 02:04:43 pm

Thanks Victor, that's way better.

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Post by: Boots Raingear on January 11, 2017, 09:26:34 pm

Victor Lesbo
Poor Ass
Bunnyhead
A Titty's Feelies
Wank Fest
Jack the Chick
Jimmyfucks
CumTwatXop
Assierocolotl
Nutload Glug-glug
Lemon
Victor Laszlo, January 11, 2017, 02:04:43 pm

I feel like you're missing a really easy one here.

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Post by: SirSlarty on January 11, 2017, 11:41:08 pm

Victor Lesbo
Poor Ass
Bunnyhead
A Titty's Feelies
Wank Fest
Jack the Chick
Jimmyfucks
CumTwatXop
Assierocolotl
Nutload Glug-glug
Lemon
Victor Laszlo, January 11, 2017, 02:04:43 pm

I feel like you're missing a really easy one here.
Boots Raingear, January 11, 2017, 09:26:34 pm

Boobs Paingear

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Post by: A Meat on January 12, 2017, 02:21:24 am

Victor Lesbo
Poor Ass
Bunnyhead
A Titty's Feelies
Wank Fest
Jack the Chick
Jimmyfucks
CumTwatXop
Assierocolotl
Nutload Glug-glug
Lemon
Victor Laszlo, January 11, 2017, 02:04:43 pm

I feel like you're missing a really easy one here.
Boots Raingear, January 11, 2017, 09:26:34 pm

Boobs Paingear
sirslarty, January 11, 2017, 11:41:08 pm

SHAG

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Post by: GirlKisser420 on January 12, 2017, 03:45:53 am

Rule 34 chambers of shaolin

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Post by: Victor Laszlo on January 12, 2017, 08:32:20 am

Victor Lesbo
Poor Ass
Bunnyhead
A Titty's Feelies
Wank Fest
Jack the Chick
Jimmyfucks
CumTwatXop
Assierocolotl
Nutload Glug-glug
Lemon
Victor Laszlo, January 11, 2017, 02:04:43 pm

I feel like you're missing a really easy one here.
Boots Raingear, January 11, 2017, 09:26:34 pm

You're right.  I came to Stog, couldn't think of one, skipped to Boots Raingear but for some reason fixated on Raingear, got nowhere and gave up.

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Post by: SirSlarty on January 12, 2017, 08:37:44 am

Pants Check: The Motion Sphincter
Pants Check II: The Shag of Mom
Pants Check III: The Search for Cock
Pants Check IV: The Voyage To My Hole
Pants Check V: The Vaginal Frontier
Pants Check VI: The One Dick Covered Cuntry

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Post by: Achilles' Heelies on January 12, 2017, 08:58:20 am

Victor Lesbo
Poor Ass
Bunnyhead
A Titty's Feelies
Wank Fest
Jack the Chick
Jimmyfucks
CumTwatXop
Assierocolotl
Nutload Glug-glug
Lemon
Victor Laszlo, January 11, 2017, 02:04:43 pm

I feel like you're missing a really easy one here.
Boots Raingear, January 11, 2017, 09:26:34 pm

Boobs Paingear
sirslarty, January 11, 2017, 11:41:08 pm

SHAG
A Meat, January 12, 2017, 02:21:24 am

Pissfuckhan
John Spitroast
Tribby Get-on-me

And maybe a little too obvious:
Humpgrrl

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Post by: Bunnybread on January 12, 2017, 09:16:04 am

I was thinking DixFullHand and PumpGrrl. 

Have we done Adam BonesHard?

Jizzy Spanks?


Edit:  I see JimmyFucks now.  Direct and to the point. 

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Post by: Bunnybread on January 12, 2017, 09:34:05 am

I also wanted to thank you, LiktHer AssLow, for your contributions to the movie Casaboinka.








I know Assablanca is better.  It also really exists so, y'know, damn.

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Post by: Victor Laszlo on January 12, 2017, 10:07:56 am

humpgrrl
humpgrrl 2: rumpgrrls
humpgrrl 3: plumpgrrls

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Post by: dijon du jour on January 12, 2017, 10:20:52 am

Cock, It's Your Decision
Turmoil in the Sextoy Box
God Got Head
Cock Hammeron's Saving Clitmas
If Footjobs Tire You, What Will Whores Do?

(Okay, one of those was a book but it did have a TV special based on it)

Virtuoclitty
The Extender
Quantum Queef
Muffy the Vampire Playa'
Tequila and Boners
Good Teats
Moans

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Post by: Bunnybread on January 12, 2017, 11:32:51 am

I've shared a few of these with Lemon already but everyone should experience my mental illness.  Apologies if some have already been covered.  I'm finding it pretty difficult to keep track.

Cop/Crime Movies

Reservoir Dongs
Stay Hard
Beverly Hills Clop
21 Pumps *SKEET*
Spermico
Blade Sounder
The Spewgitive
End of Crotch
Inside a Man
Day of the Jackoff

Work/Office Stuff

Orifice Space
9" x 5"
Twerking Girl
How to Get Some Head in Advertising
Thank You For Stroking

90s

Banging John Malkovich
Frot Club
Seven Years in to Beth
Glazed and Confused
Four Weddings and a Fuckfest
Dances with Wombs
Never Been Kissed...  There, Before
The SixtyNinth Sense

00s

I Heart Cuckin' Bees
GladHeAteHer
Lapdancer in the Dark
The Constant Groper

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Post by: SirSlarty on January 12, 2017, 05:51:15 pm

Snatch-22

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Post by: Bodark on January 12, 2017, 06:05:28 pm

Hoe-dark

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Post by: Bunnybread on January 13, 2017, 01:44:33 pm

OK, we're going to television shows in today's edition of "Damn, Bunny!  What is Wrong With You?!"
Again, sorry if I'm repeating any previously covered ground.

80s TV

The Wanker Years
Consistent Strokes
Agatha Pisstie's:  Poirno
Poony Toons
Magnum X.L.
Moonlicking
Growing Stains
Who's the Bottom?
Perfect Strange
The Fucks of Life
Silver Spooge


90s TV

Shaved by the Balls
Fresh Piss of Bell End
Boy Meets Load
Dawson's Crack
Are You Afraid of the Dick?
Family Splatters
Darkwang Cuck
Everybody Loves Cumming on Raymond
NYPD Blue Balls
That 70s Ho
Married... With an Understanding

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Post by: Bodark on January 13, 2017, 05:39:09 pm

Who Fucked Roger Rabbit?
Snow White and the Seven Dongs
Breaking Chad
Magic Dyke XXL
Cock-odile Done Me
Titandick
Agent Cody Spanks






Aliens: Colonial Whorines

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Post by: GirlKisser420 on January 13, 2017, 05:56:50 pm

Urethral Weapon

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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on January 13, 2017, 06:39:28 pm

We books now,

A Hard Man Is Good To Find

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Post by: Lemon on January 13, 2017, 07:05:29 pm

update after a chat with Bunnybread, I'm working on an additional feature for this thing where you can get additional details for some of the movies, the first stage of which would be a star of the movie.

Here are some early entries

• Tilda Sweatin'
• Jane Fondle
• Jake Fillin Y'all
• Giovanni Ribbedisi

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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on January 13, 2017, 07:24:27 pm

Woody Harrelson

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Post by: Ragnarok Boobies on January 13, 2017, 07:32:51 pm

Ghost Nutbusters
Naked Cum 12 and Half Inches
Judge Headd
The Chronicles of BigDick

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Post by: Gyro on January 13, 2017, 08:44:56 pm

My favorite James Bondage movie has always been 'You Only Jizz Twice', but really the whole series is too close to being regular porn titles.
A Meat, January 07, 2017, 03:54:25 pm

You don't even have to change anything about "Octopussy."

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Post by: SirSlarty on January 14, 2017, 12:22:46 am

My favorite James Bondage movie has always been 'You Only Jizz Twice', but really the whole series is too close to being regular porn titles.
A Meat, January 07, 2017, 03:54:25 pm

Dammit, now I need to do the films in order from memory.

Dr. O. Yes
Cum Gushing With Love
Got Fingered
Wonder Balls
You Boned Me, Did Twice
On Her Majesty's Exposed Cervix
Those Mounds Are Forever
Give And Get Pie
The Man With The Golden Cock
The Spy Who... Ah Fuck It They Have Sex
Poonraker
For Your Dick Only (Everyone Can Watch Though)
Octopussy... Novempussy... Decapussy... Whatapussy!
Better Say Never Again (That Was the Worst)
The Giving Gaylights
License To Fuck
Golden Rod
Tomorrow Get Your Wives
Your World Is Not Enough (Do You have A Sister)
Cum Another Day
The latest Bond movies aren't as cheesy so I've omitted them (because I'm lazy).

Starring:

Roger Moore (his name was always funny to me. "Roger" is British slang for sex)
Pierce Brosnan (pierce as in "penetration", get it?!)
Uh
Um
Sean Cummery?
Maybe Timothy Dickton?
George Lazerpee?!
Who are these people?
Oh and Daniel Craig, I guess.

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Post by: dijon du jour on January 14, 2017, 12:53:06 am

Pierce Brosnan (pierce as in "penetration", get it?!)
sirslarty, January 14, 2017, 12:22:46 am

Pierce Bros, Nan: my favorite entry in the Peggin' Grannies subgenre.

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Post by: Yavuz on January 14, 2017, 12:56:09 am

My favorite James Bondage movie has always been 'You Only Jizz Twice', but really the whole series is too close to being regular porn titles.
A Meat, January 07, 2017, 03:54:25 pm

The latest Bond movies aren't as cheesy so I've omitted them (because I'm lazy).
sirslarty, January 14, 2017, 12:22:46 am

Quantum of Sweet Ass?

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Post by: Lemon on January 14, 2017, 01:19:16 pm

Roger Moore (his name was always funny to me. "Roger" is British slang for sex)
sirslarty, January 14, 2017, 12:22:46 am

I think you mean Rogerin' More.

Also the Octopussy one was lovely. Last night Jimmyfranks pitched "Fantastic Breasts And Where To Fuck Them" and the list is up to 247 titles.

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Post by: Trav on January 15, 2017, 02:52:31 pm

Oh man, I love going back and watching all my favorite childhood cartoons!

Bestiality Wars
Sailor Poon
Dragon Dildo Z
Super Friends with Benefits
Batman: The monster cock Adventures
The Big Orgasm
Mobile Suit Gundam 0069: Pool in the Pocket
Mobile Fingering Z Gundam
Samurai Jack-Off
Gee, I Blow
Gigantor Dongs
Cyborg 69
Just Ass League
The Buttman
One Piece of Ass
Yu-Gi-Oh-God-Yes!!
The Prince Albert of Tennis
Snatch Bell!
IGPX: Immoral Grand Pee
Blue Bad Dragon
Headman Wonderland
Ghost in the Shell: Stand and Deliver Complez
Ghost in the Shell: S.U.C.C. 2nd Gig
Cowboy Bimbo
Eureka Takes on Seven
Fully Erect Alchemist
In-You-Yasha
Sperm Eater
Fuck-y Cooly
Attack on Tit-An' More
Jojo's Bizarre Sexual Adventure

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Post by: Yavuz on January 15, 2017, 03:41:45 pm

Oh man, I love going back and watching all my favorite childhood cartoons!

Bestiality Wars
Sailor Poon
Dragon Dildo Z
Super Friends with Benefits
Batman: The monster cock Adventures
The Big Orgasm
Mobile Suit Gundam 0069: Pool in the Pocket
Mobile Fingering Z Gundam
Samurai Jack-Off
Gee, I Blow
Gigantor Dongs
Cyborg 69
Just Ass League
The Buttman
One Piece of Ass
Yu-Gi-Oh-God-Yes!!
The Prince Albert of Tennis
Snatch Bell!
IGPX: Immoral Grand Pee
Blue Bad Dragon
Headman Wonderland
Ghost in the Shell: Stand and Deliver Complez
Ghost in the Shell: S.U.C.C. 2nd Gig
Cowboy Bimbo
Eureka Takes on Seven
Fully Erect Alchemist
In-You-Yasha
Sperm Eater
Fuck-y Cooly
Attack on Tit-An' More
Jojo's Bizarre Sexual Adventure
Trav, January 15, 2017, 02:52:31 pm

Buttman's Behind
Young Just-ass
Have At Her: The Last Gangbanger

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Post by: Chaymie on January 17, 2017, 09:18:45 pm

FIVE DYKES AT FREDDY'S

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Post by: Vinny Possum on January 18, 2017, 06:09:24 pm

I keep reading this title as "Fake Porn Titties Make Me Giggle"

And it makes me giggle

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Post by: Breakfast on January 21, 2017, 12:13:22 am

Plays and Musicals:
The Iceman Cummeth
Slamilton
'Bating for Godot
The Pound of Music
Diddler on the Roof
Little Shop of Whores
Cock of Ages
Spermalot
1769
Equus (but instead of a horse, it's a girl in a horse costume)

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Post by: KingKalamari on January 21, 2017, 01:20:43 pm

Onan the Masturbating Barbarian.

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Post by: Chaymie on January 21, 2017, 03:03:14 pm

Rimjobs of a Geisha

Gays of Heaven

Tetsuo: The Boner Man

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Post by: A Meat on January 23, 2017, 11:14:53 am

Phallus Bueller's Jerk Off

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Post by: Nikaer Drekin on January 23, 2017, 04:01:34 pm

Plays and Musicals:
The Iceman Cummeth
Slamilton
'Bating for Godot
The Pound of Music
Diddler on the Roof
Little Shop of Whores
Cock of Ages
Spermalot
1769
Equus (but instead of a horse, it's a girl in a horse costume)
Bradypus Rex, January 21, 2017, 12:13:22 am

A Sex Doll's House
A Bang Bus Named Desire
The Ass Menagerie
Frigmalion
The Caucasian Cock Circle
The Threepussy Opera
Urinetown

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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on January 23, 2017, 04:05:09 pm

Rebel without a poz

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Post by: Nikaer Drekin on January 23, 2017, 04:53:41 pm

I'd just like to express my appreciation for one of the titles that's already on the website- "Jiz and the Diaphragms" is fucking inspired

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Post by: Bunnybread on January 24, 2017, 02:41:32 pm

Sigh....  I tried to walk away but, the illness.  It won't let me. 
Today we'll be doing some music acts/groups


2000s
Soulja Boy Felch'em
Rub The Jewels
The Gooch Mob
Nail'er Swift
The StillinHer Escape Plan
AsstoDong
the White Splotches
Boink 182
Balls Out Boy
VD on the Radio
NPYNC
Cum 41

90s
Snatchbox Plenty
Smell Biv, DaHoe
Boyz N2 Men
The Vulve Pipe
2 Unlimited 1 Cup
Poundgarden
Red Hot Chubby Peckers
Jimmy Eats Will
Ice Pube
Aphex Twink
Nipplez With Attitude
Megadepth

80s
The Bobbing Heads
Hüsky Düdes
Whitney JuicedOn
Sow n' Oates
Dire Gays
Urethrathmics
Frötley Göo

70s/Oldies
Deep in the Purple
The Clap
Steely Dong
Blue Oyster Cunt
Jethro Tug
Pryx
The Traveling Willboners
Johnny Rash
Pelvis PressMe




Oh and this barely qualifies as a proper parody title but whatever.

P!!nk  St!nk

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Post by: Sherman Tank on February 01, 2017, 03:46:17 am

Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spycam
The Spy who Fucked in the Cold

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Post by: montrith on February 01, 2017, 04:34:24 am

The F-ucks Cockcast

20,000 Licks Under The Semen
The Three Cootchketeers
7 Days on a Sybian
100 Million BJ
Abbot and Costello Fuck the Mummy
Æon Fucks
Air Fuck: World of Fuck
As You Lick It
Babe Comes Homo
Balls of Furry
The D Movie

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Post by: Sherman Tank on February 01, 2017, 05:40:48 pm

"Manos": The Handjobs of Fate
Horror Sexpress
Prime Uncut
Clash of the Titty Titans

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Post by: Bunnybread on February 04, 2017, 01:08:50 pm

Goddammit.  I'm running out of stuff to parody.

Here's some sports folks.

Boxing/MMA
Manny WackMeOWW!!
Jack yer Johnson
Rocksoff Marciano
Vladimir Clitko
"Rowdy" Ronda ArouseMe
Fuck "The Liceman" Liddell
Dan "Hendo" BendOverson
Mauricio "Shogun" HooHah

Baseball
Ho Jacks'em (though he should be in football too)
Wank Aaron
Babe Rut
Sandy CoFucks
Barry Bondage

Football
Odell Bangem Jr.
J.O. Simpson
Rob GropePlowski
Androol Suck
Tony Romosexual
Colin Faperdick
Handy Moss
Brew Deez (nutz)

Olympics
Michael Phaps
Usain Boink
Jackie Enjoyn'er-Koochie

Tennis
Maria Sharethevulva
Penus and SoReama Williams
Rafael AuNaturale
Novak Chokesabitch

Basketball
Michael Whoredan
Cream Onto-Jabbar
James Hardon
Steve Rash
Quim Duncan

Racing
Michael Spewmacher
Dale ChurnHard Jr.

Hockey
Wang Gripzky
Jaromir Janker
Gordie Plowes

And I really can't think of a way to make the names Dick Butkus and Magic Johnson any pornier than they already are.  They're perfect.


I'm sorry for all the sporty shit, my nerds.  Here's some old videogamey shit to make up for it.

GoldenPie 007
Dick Lickem 3D
Donkey Schlong Country
Leather Gear Solid
Pyst
Mortal Kumbat
World of WhoreCraft
Longdick The Hedgehog
EverQuim
Sporms
LezzieBent Evil
Womb Raider
Biocock
Call of Booty

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Post by: EYE OF ZA on February 04, 2017, 01:24:14 pm

Pyst is an actual game (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pyst)

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Post by: Frank West on February 04, 2017, 07:58:11 pm

Pyst is an actual game (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pyst)
EYE OF ZA, February 04, 2017, 01:24:14 pm

Starring John Goodman!

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Post by: KingKalamari on February 10, 2017, 05:07:24 pm

Daft Punk is Playing With my Balls by LCD Sounding System.

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Post by: Chaymie on February 13, 2017, 12:41:28 am

Have a Cock to Remember and Rimjobs of a Geisha been suggested yet?

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Post by: Malten on February 13, 2017, 06:27:25 am

Domin' Hoes
Chunk E. Cheesedick's
Daddy John's/Papa's Johnson
Quimnoz
Hard-D's
Fuckin' Dos Nuts
Jack off the Box
Panda Sexpress
Dom/subway
Five Guys (doin' it)
In-N-Out-N-In-N-Out
Bareback Fuckhouse
Red Knobster
Lubey Tuesday
Blue Waffle House
Don Poz-load's
STI Friday
Joe's Pubic Lice Shack
The Creampie Factory
Dick-fil-Me
Buffalo Wild Wangs
Taco Bellend
Kuntucky Fried Dickin'
Mr Whip-me
Shag Shack
uh
Pizza Butt

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Post by: Carbon on March 03, 2017, 10:45:10 pm

Pounding Fathers

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Post by: freemandela on March 11, 2017, 02:56:18 am

I literally just signed up for this:

The Usual Cuck Sex
Ghost in the Shell's Butt
Dragonball Gonad Trauma
Zen and the Art of a Motorcycle Courtesan

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Post by: Lemon on April 13, 2017, 10:07:14 am

As you'd imagine, I've been gradually adding to this thing the entire time, and the list is now up to 348, so thank you and keep 'em coming.

A couple recent favorites:

• Fast Times In Bridgetette's Thighs
• Spoo Detective
• No Literally I Mean It, ANYTHING Goes
• and of course... Seven Brides For A Brother

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Post by: montrith on April 13, 2017, 12:09:02 pm

Time for some old movies!

Breast of Cucka Flats
Her Cuntlees
Sin not-Bad
Saint Moan
The Angel With the Strumpet
The Elusive Pimp, Ernel
The Naked Fart
Blackmale'ed
The Bigdick Papers
Cumset Booblevard


And some ACTUAL titles

Booby Trap
The Gay Dog
The Man Inside
Boobs in the Woods
Finger Man

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Post by: Carbon on May 05, 2017, 05:40:15 pm

Nip Man

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Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 05, 2017, 05:42:34 pm

Get Off

also mad props to whoever came up with Biodomme and Jiro Creams on Suki

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Post by: Sherman Tank on May 05, 2017, 08:34:44 pm

The Poseidon Cockventure
A Behind at the Poseidon Cockventure
Straight Into Compton's Ass
The Fucking of Kelly by One? Two? Three!

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Post by: MyFaceBeHi on May 08, 2017, 09:53:40 am

The Little Frenchmaid/Fuckmaid
Beauty and the Beastiality
The Lion Fucking
Frozen in Pleasure because sex idk
Jungle Fuck
The Lion, the Witch and the Casting Couch
Hunger for Cock Games
Sleeping Pussy

I can't think of any more Disney porn parodies.

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Post by: GirlKisser420 on August 10, 2017, 05:47:58 pm

Bram Stroker's Dracula
Wam Stoker's Dracula

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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on August 10, 2017, 06:12:34 pm

Bram Stroker's Dracula
Wam Stoker's Dracula
GirlKisser420, August 10, 2017, 05:47:58 pm

Pole Smoker's Dracula

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Post by: TurkeyPopulationGuessingMan on August 10, 2017, 06:16:32 pm

Stroke Dracula, Bram.

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Post by: GirlKisser420 on August 14, 2017, 11:24:21 pm

Cumhog millionaire

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Post by: krytton on August 14, 2017, 11:50:30 pm

Catcher in the 'Hind
War and Penis
The Cherry Porkers
Cum with Dick and Jane
William Shakespeare's Manlet

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Post by: Carbon on August 15, 2017, 01:25:35 am

Mozart's The Magic Flute.

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Post by: krytton on August 21, 2017, 12:56:21 am

Les Jizzerables

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Post by: znarf on August 21, 2017, 12:29:43 pm

Debbie does (Diamond) Dallas Page Yoga

nailed it

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Post by: krytton on August 24, 2017, 08:24:38 pm

Citizen Came

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Post by: Ragnarok Boobies on August 24, 2017, 08:55:38 pm

Citizen Came
krytton, August 24, 2017, 08:24:38 pm

If there's any mentions of "Rosebud" in this one, then I'm out.

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Post by: krytton on August 24, 2017, 10:06:27 pm

Citizen Came
krytton, August 24, 2017, 08:24:38 pm

If there's any mentions of "Rosebud" in this one, then I'm out.
Ragnarok Boobies, August 24, 2017, 08:55:38 pm

a man suffers a sudden heart attack. a snowglobe falls from his hand. "rosebud," he says, keeling over. an anus comes into frame.

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Post by: GirlKisser420 on August 28, 2017, 07:40:53 pm

Logan Fucky

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Post by: Shigan on September 12, 2017, 05:14:56 pm

The Assassination of Jenna Jameson by the Coward Robert Ford

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Post by: Shigan on September 12, 2017, 05:35:20 pm

Pirates of the Caribbean: A Living Woman's Chest

I am very bad at this

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Post by: Ragnarok Boobies on September 12, 2017, 07:38:48 pm

Pirates of the Caribbean: A Living Woman's Chest

I am very bad at this
Shigan, September 12, 2017, 05:35:20 pm

I'm envisioning some weird mashup with Pinocchio except it's a real doll or like a haunted fleshlight.

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Post by: krytton on September 16, 2017, 07:31:32 am

mortal cumbat

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Post by: Frank West on September 20, 2017, 04:25:24 pm

From the discord: Stephen King's Tit

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Post by: Isfahan on September 20, 2017, 10:22:35 pm

Mother!fucker

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Post by: dijon du jour on September 21, 2017, 12:43:53 pm

Stop! Or My Mom Will Squirt

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Post by: TurkeyPopulationGuessingMan on September 21, 2017, 01:33:31 pm

The 69 Yard Line

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Post by: adrenochrome dome on September 27, 2017, 03:23:10 pm

All-of-her Tits by Chuck Dick

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Post by: Sherman Tank on October 01, 2017, 12:33:12 pm

Dante's Prick
The Ipcress Fondle
Billion Blowjob Brian
Sink It Into Bismarck
Wonder Womb Man
The Cums of Navarone
Two Fucked Under a Mockingbird
Dick Soup
Cumming to America
Schindler's Fisting

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Post by: EYE OF ZA on October 01, 2017, 12:43:32 pm

Dirtier Dancing

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Post by: Shigan on October 02, 2017, 06:34:38 am

Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego's Clitoris?

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Post by: Shigan on October 09, 2017, 01:34:07 pm

Edging Until Tomorrow

Da Pinchy Chode

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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on May 06, 2018, 02:55:51 am

The Importance of Binging Incest (2002)

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Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 06, 2018, 03:34:29 am

Isle of Pawgs

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Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 18, 2018, 06:09:08 am

CasaWanka

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Post by: Wrought on May 18, 2018, 09:07:32 am

From the creators of Making A Murderer Cum:

Evil Penius

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Post by: Shell Game on May 18, 2018, 12:31:23 pm

did i use The Sounding and the Furry here? i don't remember

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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on June 30, 2018, 03:20:23 pm

Lady In The Water Closet

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Post by: Monkey’s Paw Wish on July 03, 2018, 05:52:45 am

I can't think of one for Indiana Jones, but I already worked out "and the Temple of Poon"

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Post by: Boots Raingear on July 03, 2018, 12:07:53 pm

I can't think of one for Indiana Jones, but I already worked out "and the Temple of Poon"
Spontificus, July 03, 2018, 05:52:45 am

Michigan Jones

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Post by: Wrought on July 04, 2018, 06:20:39 pm

Indianapolis Bones

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Post by: Spenny on July 07, 2018, 11:08:59 pm

Did anyone say Big Hero 69 yet

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Post by: Monkey’s Paw Wish on July 12, 2018, 07:04:15 pm

Into monster cock Jane and the Lust Crusade

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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on July 12, 2018, 11:50:21 pm

The Hurricane Hoist (it's wedgie porn)
Ocean's 8" member (we couldn't afford the guy from the first movie in the series anymore)

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Wrought on July 13, 2018, 09:28:10 pm

Cloudy With a Chance of These Balls

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Post by: Shigan on July 14, 2018, 07:04:34 am

Men's Chests by the Sea

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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on July 18, 2018, 11:28:07 am

I know the American audience goes gaga over this stuff, so, guys, I invite you to the premiere of

Goodfrenulums

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Post by: krytton on July 24, 2018, 10:55:27 am

bear in the big bath house

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Post by: freemandela on August 21, 2018, 01:31:42 am

Full Cock's Pendulous
A Whore and Her Toy

Old&boy
There Will Be Cum

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Post by: Wrought on August 21, 2018, 04:55:17 am

Suckbigtitty, New York
Ready? Play With Oneself
Star Whores: The Last JOI

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Post by: GirlKisser420 on August 21, 2018, 05:27:32 am

John Dick

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Post by: Frank West on August 22, 2018, 06:19:17 pm

BlacKkKock, man!

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Post by: Sauce on October 02, 2018, 06:49:04 pm

Sorry To Bugger You

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Post by: GirlKisser420 on October 20, 2018, 04:42:08 am

the loin king

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Post by: Sauce on October 20, 2018, 04:55:12 am

FinDom of Heaven

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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on October 20, 2018, 07:36:49 am

Mandyck (2018)

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Post by: Wrought on October 20, 2018, 12:31:55 pm

David Lynch made his breakout into the film scene with his experimental short, Six Figures Sucking Dick (Six Times)

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Post by: Shell Game on October 23, 2018, 11:08:06 am

Sperm After Reading

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Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on October 23, 2018, 02:42:53 pm

The Brothers Kamasutrov

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Post by: Wrought on October 23, 2018, 07:53:00 pm

The Grand Bootypest Brothel

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Post by: GirlKisser420 on October 24, 2018, 07:47:06 pm

Gyrates of the Caribbean: Fat Girl's End

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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on October 24, 2018, 10:06:56 pm

From the people that brought you The VVitch it's The cIick

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Post by: TurkeyPopulationGuessingMan on October 25, 2018, 06:32:15 am

Fist Man

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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on October 27, 2018, 05:29:47 am

Fist Man
TurkeyPopulationGuessingMan, October 25, 2018, 06:32:15 am

Inch Man

:(

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Post by: GirlKisser420 on November 07, 2018, 01:37:21 am

the gimpsons

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Post by: Wrought on November 07, 2018, 07:09:30 am

Has anyone done Making A Murderer Cum yet

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Post by: Achilles' Heelies on November 07, 2018, 10:35:42 am

Has anyone done Making A Murderer Cum yet
Wrought, November 07, 2018, 07:09:30 am

Gaping a Murderer.

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Post by: Vinny Possum on November 08, 2018, 11:59:19 am

Heaven Schlong and Dragon Sucker

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Post by: GirlKisser420 on November 09, 2018, 02:34:19 am

a Piss Mess Story

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Post by: GirlKisser420 on November 16, 2018, 08:39:36 pm

The Fast and the Bi-Curious

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Post by: Sherman Tank on November 23, 2018, 01:03:05 am

Breastmaster
The 400 Blowjobs
monster cock-ize This

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Post by: Wrought on November 23, 2018, 05:56:38 am

It Cums at Night

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Post by: Mr. Hunky Academia on November 23, 2018, 02:40:16 pm

The Virgin's G-string
Poonlight
Berberian Porn Studio
Intercoursa 6969
Jodorowsky’s Poon

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Post by: Wrought on November 23, 2018, 03:12:26 pm

The Fantastic Misters' Cocks

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Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on December 05, 2018, 12:14:52 am

The Pleasured Principal

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Post by: krytton on December 05, 2018, 08:56:24 pm

Black in Men

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Post by: Lumbermouth on December 11, 2018, 10:26:39 pm

Hawk the Layer

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Post by: Shell Game on December 12, 2018, 11:03:33 am

Idgaf if it's easy, i'm going for it.
Detective Peek-at-you

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Post by: krytton on December 13, 2018, 08:14:38 pm

Dora the Ex-Whore

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on December 14, 2018, 01:47:00 am

Dora the Ex-Whorekrytton, December 13, 2018, 08:14:38 pm

"Dora the Explorer" is already a porn title.

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: GirlKisser420 on December 14, 2018, 01:56:18 am

Vorer the Explorer

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: chai tea latte on December 15, 2018, 02:50:03 am

Whore with the ex-vorer...

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Carbon on December 29, 2018, 11:28:18 pm

The loin King

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Boots Raingear on December 29, 2018, 11:52:50 pm

Hannah and Her Fisters

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on January 04, 2019, 12:37:11 pm

Orgasm
Orgasm II
Orgasm III: Lord of the Dead
Orgasm IV: Oblivion
Orgasm: Ravager

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Shigan on January 05, 2019, 10:56:56 am

Megalodong

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Shigan on January 05, 2019, 11:10:37 am

Without a yaoi paddle

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: KingKalamari on January 05, 2019, 11:36:56 am

Blue Öyster Cucks

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Shell Game on January 05, 2019, 12:25:52 pm

Bust in the Wind

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Mr. Hunky Academia on January 05, 2019, 12:38:54 pm

The Ballad of Busting Scrotes

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on January 05, 2019, 12:40:00 pm

Without a yaoi paddleShigan, January 05, 2019, 11:10:37 am

That's not a porn video; it's a convention documentary.

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: GirlKisser420 on January 05, 2019, 02:09:52 pm

The Indian in the Cuckold

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on January 07, 2019, 03:27:20 pm

The Third Man

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Post by: Wrought on January 08, 2019, 05:48:32 pm

Mads Mikkelsen Stars in

A Netflix Original

Pole Her

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on January 21, 2019, 01:41:50 pm

C.H.O.A.D.

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on February 14, 2019, 08:29:04 am

The Chronicles of Rat Dick

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: KingKalamari on February 14, 2019, 01:41:48 pm

"The Filler of Holes" starring Elric of Melniboner

"The Black Wanker" and "Beyond the Black Reamer", starring Onan the Barbarian

And the next three tales in the ongoing adventures of Fuckfhrd and the Gay Mouth-Whore:
"The Seven Black Cocks"
"The Price of Peen-Ease"
"The Bleak Whore"

Hopefully these give people some inspiration for their next game of Sex Dungeons and Dragon Dildos.

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Yavuz on February 16, 2019, 12:46:33 pm

Bad Dragon Quest

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Turtle on February 17, 2019, 11:05:33 am

V Has Cum, Too

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Post by: GirlKisser420 on April 17, 2019, 02:43:04 am

avgenders: gendgame

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Ambious on April 17, 2019, 05:27:17 am

Fists of Furry

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: krytton on April 17, 2019, 08:36:31 am

The Fox in the Hound

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Lemon on April 17, 2019, 11:02:35 am

The Fox in the Hound
krytton, April 17, 2019, 08:36:31 am

The Fox And The Pound

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on April 17, 2019, 11:04:59 am

Hop on Step-Pop

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Carbon on May 04, 2019, 06:18:51 pm

The Fox in the Hound
krytton, April 17, 2019, 08:36:31 am

The Fox And The Pound
Lemon, April 17, 2019, 11:02:35 am

The Fox And The Bound

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: A Meat on May 04, 2019, 07:47:19 pm

The Fox in the Hound
krytton, April 17, 2019, 08:36:31 am

The Fox And The Pound
Lemon, April 17, 2019, 11:02:35 am

The Fox And The Bound
Carbon, May 04, 2019, 06:18:51 pm

The Cocks and the Sound

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Lemon on May 04, 2019, 09:00:00 pm

The Fox in the Hound
krytton, April 17, 2019, 08:36:31 am

The Fox And The Pound
Lemon, April 17, 2019, 11:02:35 am

The Fox And The Bound
Carbon, May 04, 2019, 06:18:51 pm

The Cocks and the Sound
A Meat, May 04, 2019, 07:47:19 pm

The Fuck and the Fucking Fucks

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: KingKalamari on May 16, 2019, 01:50:52 pm

I hope you're all ready to pick it up for "This Ain't The 2019 Rude Boy ExtravaganSKA XXX"! This year we've got more acts than ever, including:

Desmond Dick Her
Tits & The Maytals
Strange Her Hole
The Aquabutts
Big D in Terri Kidd's Asshole
Fuck-O-Sixty-Nine
Catch 69
Fishboner
Goldfingered
Leftöver Cock
The Mighty Mighty Butt Moans
Mustard Buttplug
Reel Big Felch
Shave Her Ass
Big Tits of the Acoustic Revolution
Chase Dong Bitch
The In-Her-Butt-ers
Cum!Cum!ORANGE
Fuck off the Earth
Judge Head
Less Than Cock
Spanking Roger
General Pubic
Pantiesón Rococó
The O.C. Superboners
The Arrogant Cummin' Bitches
Rx Man-Tits
Slow Jerkin'
Voodoo Blow Skulls
Sonic Boob Sex
And Cherry Poppin' Daddies (We Couldn't Think of a Way to Make this Name More Pornographic Than it Already Was)

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Shell Game on May 16, 2019, 01:53:07 pm

And Cherry Poppin' Daddies (We Couldn't Think of a Way to Make this Name More Pornographic Than it Already Was)
KingKalamari, May 16, 2019, 01:50:52 pm

I'm not apologizing for them again.

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: krytton on June 11, 2019, 11:32:34 am

James Bondage

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: GirlKisser420 on June 12, 2019, 03:26:06 am

My Neighbour JO Tutorial

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: TickleDuck on June 13, 2019, 09:30:50 pm

Rear Window by Allsuck Thiscock.

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Wrought on June 14, 2019, 07:06:03 pm

My Neighbour JO Tutorial
GirlKisser420, June 12, 2019, 03:26:06 am

Peepee Delivery Service

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on June 15, 2019, 11:49:46 am

I couldn't bear to say "Gape of the Fireflies" both because that's bmonster cock and because it doesn't make any sense, but you've quoted GirlKisser's one on the new page so you've forced my hand.

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: A Meat on June 15, 2019, 11:59:20 am

Howl's moving asshole

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: krytton on June 17, 2019, 05:54:18 am

The Princess and the Hog
Much Ado About Stuffing
Pride and Prostitutes
Detective Peek-a-Chode
This Ain't Lars von Trier's Nymphomaniac XXX

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Shell Game on June 17, 2019, 12:21:46 pm

Babes 2: Hupigs in the City

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: krytton on June 18, 2019, 11:55:55 am

E.B. the Extra Bisexual

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Shell Game on June 18, 2019, 02:09:02 pm

High-minded open ended porn parody, Homo Sapios. There's a little extra fetish content for structurekin as well! ;)

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on June 18, 2019, 05:11:15 pm

E.B. the Extra Bisexual
krytton, June 18, 2019, 11:55:55 am

Is he the most bisexual or merely heavily bisexual?

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Shell Game on June 18, 2019, 06:00:02 pm

E.B. the Extra Bisexual
krytton, June 18, 2019, 11:55:55 am

Is he the most bisexual or merely heavily bisexual?
Sham bam bamina!, June 18, 2019, 05:11:15 pm

He's what pushed us past our quota.

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: krytton on June 18, 2019, 11:13:22 pm

Horton Spears a Dude

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on June 25, 2019, 08:34:31 am

Clash of the Tight Teens

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Lemon on June 26, 2019, 02:19:58 pm

Just gave myself a github issue (https://github.com/AhoyLemon/jerking.online/issues/8) to get caught up on this one.

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: krytton on June 27, 2019, 01:08:55 am

Mr. Popper's Poppers

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: FinchChunk on June 27, 2019, 07:11:57 am

Much Ado about Nutting.

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Lemon on July 06, 2019, 12:43:39 pm

https://twitter.com/AhoyLemon/status/1147560276360867840

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: KingKalamari on July 07, 2019, 12:32:49 am

I feel like "Enslaving Private Ryan" should have been "Enslaving Ryan's Privates"

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Lemon on July 07, 2019, 11:16:34 am

I feel like "Enslaving Private Ryan" should have been "Enslaving Ryan's Privates"
KingKalamari, July 07, 2019, 12:32:49 am

It was between "Enslaving Private Ryan" and "Shaving Ryan's Privates". I may have chosen incorrectly.

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: KingKalamari on July 07, 2019, 02:51:25 pm

I feel like "Enslaving Private Ryan" should have been "Enslaving Ryan's Privates"
KingKalamari, July 07, 2019, 12:32:49 am

It was between "Enslaving Private Ryan" and "Shaving Ryan's Privates". I may have chosen incorrectly.
Lemon, July 07, 2019, 11:16:34 am

To be fair, I remember hearing "Shaving Ryan's Privates" used as a parody porn-title on TV years ago, so I think "Enslaving Private Ryan" is the more original title.

Of course, neither of those films can compare content-wise to the cinematic masterpiece that is "Saving Private Dicklicker":

(https://i.imgur.com/71mW78l.gif)

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Salubrious Rex on July 08, 2019, 04:09:43 am

Free Dildos Outside of Tribbing, Missouri

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: FinchChunk on July 08, 2019, 04:39:21 am

Free Dildos Outside of Tribbing, Missouri
Salubrious Rex, July 08, 2019, 04:09:43 am

Starring Pantsless Dick-more-cum and Slam Cockwell

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Shell Game on July 08, 2019, 10:15:55 am

Succo and Cramzetti

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Lemon on July 08, 2019, 11:42:55 am

Free Dildos Outside of Tribbing, Missouri
Salubrious Rex, July 08, 2019, 04:09:43 am

This is my favorite suggestion in quite a while. Updating site now.

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: GirlKisser420 on July 18, 2019, 04:25:28 pm

The devil wears nada

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Shell Game on July 18, 2019, 07:14:26 pm

Miracle on Thirty Frot Street

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on July 20, 2019, 07:36:33 am

The devil wears nadaGirlKisser420, July 18, 2019, 04:25:28 pm

That's a real one. (http://imdb.com/title/tt1623738/)

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: A Meat on July 21, 2019, 12:26:02 am

The Thirst Games

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Sherman Tank on July 22, 2019, 05:53:13 pm

Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spycam 2: Smiley's Peephole
The Towering Dildo
Dante's Prick
Tera! Tera! Tera! (only works if it's a Tera Patrick film)
The Butthole or the Bulge?
The Whorehouse on Haunted Hill

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on July 22, 2019, 07:44:57 pm

Tera! Tera! Tera! (only works if it's a Tera Patrick film)Sherman Tankoid, July 22, 2019, 05:53:13 pm

I'm laughing very angrily right now.

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: krytton on July 25, 2019, 07:25:12 am

The Binch Whose Hole Fits Us

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on August 02, 2019, 02:31:02 pm

Dead Poets Inside of Me
Hooker
Toys (nothing to change here)
Mrs. Mouthfire
Fluffer
Wet Dreams May Cum
Snatch Adams
Bisexual Man

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Mr. Hunky Academia on August 26, 2019, 01:35:10 pm

Anus the Menace

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Shell Game on August 26, 2019, 02:52:56 pm

Titty Longsucking

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: KingKalamari on August 28, 2019, 11:14:12 am

For an 80s/90s deep cut: Zack the NYMPHO Maniac

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Shell Game on September 03, 2019, 03:47:03 pm

The Greatest Horny Ever Sold

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: KingKalamari on September 06, 2019, 08:06:49 pm

Big Trouble in Little Vagina

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Salubrious Rex on September 06, 2019, 08:26:08 pm

Jodorowsky's Poon

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: krytton on September 09, 2019, 05:50:10 am

Demons' Holes

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Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on September 30, 2019, 12:54:59 am

Triumph of the Willy

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on September 30, 2019, 06:41:00 pm

Triumph of the Willy
SHAMBA~1.SBB, September 30, 2019, 12:54:59 am

Free Willy

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: GirlKisser420 on October 16, 2019, 01:13:21 am

Beat your Meatlejuice

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: A Meat on October 16, 2019, 05:00:33 am

Ass-terix and Knob-elix

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Salubrious Rex on October 16, 2019, 06:52:36 am

Oiledboy

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on October 18, 2019, 04:38:30 pm

Ass-terix and Knob-elix
A Meat, October 16, 2019, 05:00:33 am

The Adventures of Thin Teen

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Wrought on October 18, 2019, 08:37:54 pm

We're Backshots: A Dinowhore Story

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Shell Game on October 19, 2019, 01:37:40 am

Oiledboy
Salubrious Rex, October 16, 2019, 06:52:36 am

It took me an embarrassingly long time to get this one

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Monkey’s Paw Wish on November 01, 2019, 03:53:15 am

Nutting Butt Trouble.

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Wrought on November 01, 2019, 10:09:22 am

A PAWGs Purpose

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on November 01, 2019, 04:28:44 pm

God's Not Het

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Wrought on November 02, 2019, 12:18:17 pm

John Dick Chapter 3: Perineum

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on November 02, 2019, 12:26:24 pm

Babette's Yeast

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Monkey’s Paw Wish on November 06, 2019, 10:15:45 am

O Rubber, Where Art Thou?

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Salubrious Rex on November 06, 2019, 04:51:48 pm

No Context Four Old Men

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: KingKalamari on November 13, 2019, 08:37:29 am

I hope everyone can make it out to the premiere of the newest surrealist porn flick: "The Lechery of Images" aka "This Ain't a Pipe XXX"

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: A Meat on November 13, 2019, 01:16:12 pm

The Cracknutter

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Sauce on November 13, 2019, 07:06:40 pm

Sorry To Bugger You

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Monkey’s Paw Wish on November 16, 2019, 08:06:00 am

Horny: The Love Bugger

Alternatively, but way grosser:

Herpies: The Love Bug

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: The Smoking Dad on November 18, 2019, 02:47:46 pm

Jackin’ Dexter: The Precum Legacy

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: krytton on November 28, 2019, 02:04:58 am

Jugs Judy

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Shell Game on November 28, 2019, 02:26:02 am

The Day His Girth Stood Still

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: GirlKisser420 on December 06, 2019, 06:02:29 pm

Planes Taints and Automobiles

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: krytton on December 09, 2019, 02:36:55 am

Bicurious George

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: GirlKisser420 on December 24, 2019, 11:57:52 pm

Fate Gay Night: Unlimited Bladder Works

Fire Wank with me

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: A Meat on December 25, 2019, 02:39:00 am

Enter the Cuntgeon

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: krytton on January 10, 2020, 06:33:52 am

The Lord of the Minge: Return of the Kink

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Sauce on January 10, 2020, 12:26:52 pm

Star Whores: The Thighs of Streetwalker

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Shell Game on January 23, 2020, 09:59:55 am

Take This Knob and Shove It

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on February 01, 2020, 08:18:23 pm

Piledriving Miss Daisy

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Lemon on February 02, 2020, 07:43:07 pm

Site updated with several of these.

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: krytton on February 10, 2020, 04:29:01 am

Gasper the Friendly Gimp

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Post by: Turbo Sexaphonic Vampire Bunnybread Jr. on February 13, 2020, 05:56:05 pm

Bird Boxxx

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on February 13, 2020, 09:06:10 pm

An Infidelity Story

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Mr. Hunky Academia on February 18, 2020, 03:06:49 am

Mad Maxxx: Road Head Warrior

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on February 18, 2020, 03:25:36 am

Jacob's Roper

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on February 18, 2020, 09:20:57 am

Jacob's RoperSpooks, February 18, 2020, 03:25:36 am

Jacob's Splatter

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Wrought on February 18, 2020, 10:14:00 pm

Shaggin' in the Woods

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on February 20, 2020, 04:19:40 am

Jacob's Splatter
SHAMBA~1.SBB, February 18, 2020, 09:20:57 am

Jacob's Larger

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: A Meat on February 20, 2020, 11:11:26 am

Pussy and the Pussycats

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Shell Game on February 20, 2020, 12:57:38 pm

Breakfast at Stiffany's

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Turtle on February 20, 2020, 02:14:12 pm

Breakfast at Stiffany's
Shell Game, February 20, 2020, 12:57:38 pm

Breakfast in Tiffanies

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: chai tea latte on February 20, 2020, 05:02:49 pm

Breakfast at Stiffany's
Shell Game, February 20, 2020, 12:57:38 pm

Breakfast in Tiffanies
Turtle, February 20, 2020, 02:14:12 pm

breakfast in this pussy

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: FinchChunk on February 20, 2020, 05:40:25 pm

Breakfast at Stiffany's
Shell Game, February 20, 2020, 12:57:38 pm

Breakfast in Tiffanies
Turtle, February 20, 2020, 02:14:12 pm

breakfast in this pussy
chai tea latte, February 20, 2020, 05:02:49 pm

Fuck-fest of Tiffanies.

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Shell Game on February 20, 2020, 07:04:43 pm

Breakfast at Stiffany's
Shell Game, February 20, 2020, 12:57:38 pm

Breakfast in Tiffanies
Turtle, February 20, 2020, 02:14:12 pm

breakfast in this pussy
chai tea latte, February 20, 2020, 05:02:49 pm

Fuck-fest of Tiffanies.
FinchChunk, February 20, 2020, 05:40:25 pm

Fuckfuck fuck fuckfucks

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on February 20, 2020, 07:35:33 pm

Screwman Cascrote

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Great Joe on February 22, 2020, 05:32:43 am

The Ass-Assination of Jessie and James

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on February 28, 2020, 12:44:52 pm

Cars XXX
Starring
Lightning McBeef

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on February 29, 2020, 01:24:56 pm

19″17″

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: A Meat on March 03, 2020, 01:25:08 pm

I have no muff and I must cream

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: krytton on March 03, 2020, 05:40:34 pm

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Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Salubrious Rex on March 03, 2020, 09:35:14 pm

The Knobster

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 04, 2020, 02:39:54 am

Ferris Bueller’s Gay-off

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: krytton on March 04, 2020, 02:53:12 am

Tongue-Poon Panda

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on March 04, 2020, 03:02:01 am

A Supposedly Fun Thing We're Getting Paid to Do Again

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on March 04, 2020, 03:02:16 am

Andrei Ruboneoff

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Yavuz on March 04, 2020, 11:15:21 am

Cum to Step-Daddy

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Lemon on March 04, 2020, 12:07:58 pm

A Supposedly Fun Thing We're Getting Paid to Do Again
SHAMBA~1.SBB, March 04, 2020, 03:02:01 am

essays and arguments by the author of Infinite Jizz

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: chai tea latte on March 04, 2020, 01:49:06 pm

A Supposedly Fun Thing We're Getting Paid to Do Again
SHAMBA~1.SBB, March 04, 2020, 03:02:01 am

essays and arguments by the author of Infinite Jizz
Lemon, March 04, 2020, 12:07:58 pm

Me Fuck Pretty One Day
When You Are Engulfed In Jizz
Undress Your Family and Whore the Boy and Peg Him

All by essayist and sex worker David Gaydaris

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: FinchChunk on March 04, 2020, 05:28:54 pm

Foucault's Frenulum.

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on March 13, 2020, 12:37:15 pm

We Have Always Licked in the Asshole

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on March 13, 2020, 12:49:17 pm

All The President's Men

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: A Meat on March 17, 2020, 02:06:12 am

Frotnite

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on March 17, 2020, 05:23:29 pm

Rosemary's Babymaker

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Salubrious Rex on March 19, 2020, 05:19:12 am

Star Trek: Picard-On

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on March 22, 2020, 06:33:26 pm

Foucault's Frenulum.
FinchChunk, March 04, 2020, 05:28:54 pm

BTW I tried to watch The Names of the Whores once but it was too much dialogue for my liking.

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: chai tea latte on March 22, 2020, 08:46:50 pm

The film so offensive that the PC Police in Santa Fernando shut it down is now available for digital rental and streaming........
Presenting....
The Cunt

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: krytton on March 23, 2020, 08:25:45 am

The Vengapuss

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Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on April 19, 2020, 03:54:17 pm

The Shit and the Speculum

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Post by: Yavuz on April 19, 2020, 05:04:47 pm

Plow Her In The Gloryhole

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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on April 22, 2020, 10:50:51 am

Step-Sister Act

Step-Sister Act 2: Bareback Is A Habit

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: GirlKisser420 on April 22, 2020, 11:17:32 pm

Futarama

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Post by: Shell Game on April 22, 2020, 11:56:06 pm

Futarama
GirlKisser420, April 22, 2020, 11:17:32 pm

i can't comfortably bulb this one but i wanted you to know i respect your dedication?

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: A Meat on April 23, 2020, 03:12:29 am

speaking of which:
The Simp Sons

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: GirlKisser420 on April 23, 2020, 04:02:34 am

i can't comfortably bulb this one but i wanted you to know i respect your dedication?
Shell Game, April 22, 2020, 11:56:06 pm

my brain is hell

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Ragnarok Boobies on April 23, 2020, 05:11:25 pm

Why is my brain full of horribleness?

Beverly’s hills, Billy!
“.... when down on the ground cums a bubblin’ dude.
Semen that is, clear gold, Texas pre”

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: krytton on April 24, 2020, 11:14:28 pm

Gimp My Ride

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Post by: Lemon on April 26, 2020, 09:43:47 am

Just added several from this thread, as well as the divinely inspired Joe Pera Talks You Off.

I liked Ferris Bueller's Gay-Off, but I had to battle that against the already-in-the-database "Ferris Bueller Jerks Off", and the latter won out.

ALSO:
I have a few holes in my Coen Brothers filmography, if anyone wants to help with...

"Pud Simple",
// Crimewave???
"Glazing Arizona",
"Filler's Crossing",
"Bart On Twink",
"The Cocksucker Proxy",
// Fargo???
"The Big Lebow Chicka Wow Wow Ski",
"O Rubber, Where Art Thou?",
"The Man Who Was In There",
// Intolerable Cruelty???
"The Ladydrillers",
"No Cunt Free For Old Men",
"Burn After Peeing",
// A Serious Man??
"True Clit",
// Gambit??
"Actually Inside Llewyn Davis",
"Nail Caesar!",
// Suburbicon???
"The Ballad Of Buster Nutt",


Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: A Meat on April 26, 2020, 11:34:24 am

Fargoo

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Post by: GirlKisser420 on April 26, 2020, 03:12:03 pm

Probably too niche but you could do Jar go for a movie about rainbow dash

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on April 26, 2020, 05:52:31 pm

Butt Suburbicon

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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on April 26, 2020, 06:12:28 pm

Intolerable Chastity

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Post by: Yavuz on April 28, 2020, 03:50:34 pm

Gambutt

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Post by: Monkey’s Paw Wish on May 05, 2020, 08:17:43 pm

Fair Groins: Based on a Crude Story.

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on June 26, 2020, 06:17:05 pm

This Ain't Podracing

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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on June 26, 2020, 06:19:56 pm

This Ain't Podracing
SHAMBA~1.SBB, June 26, 2020, 06:17:05 pm

starring Sevulva

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on July 14, 2020, 04:10:44 am

Anal Fantasy: The Spurts Within

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Post by: surrey on July 21, 2020, 02:03:59 am

The Princess and the Hog

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Post by: Shell Game on July 21, 2020, 02:34:11 pm

Co-eds with COVID 19 - Unmasked

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Post by: krytton on July 23, 2020, 10:46:11 pm

Brokeback Mountin'

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Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on July 24, 2020, 07:50:02 pm

I remember you couldn't get away from the "Bareback Mounting" jokes in 2005.

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Post by: TransFatsDomino on August 10, 2020, 12:21:16 am

Whore-a! Whore-a! Whore-a!

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Post by: Wrought on August 10, 2020, 09:25:31 am

Isle of PAWGs

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Post by: Ragnarok Boobies on August 11, 2020, 10:12:10 am

Isle of PAWGs
Wrought, August 10, 2020, 09:25:31 am

How many slammers can I bring to the isle of PAWGs?

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: krytton on August 20, 2020, 05:15:08 pm

adult baby driver

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: GirlKisser420 on September 03, 2020, 02:24:16 am

Howls moving asshole

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: GirlKisser420 on September 03, 2020, 02:24:30 am

stepdaughterhouse 5

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Post by: A Meat on September 03, 2020, 12:17:22 pm

stepdaughterhouse 5
GirlKisser420, September 03, 2020, 02:24:30 am

Cat's F/F Cradle

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: three cats in a self-driving car on September 03, 2020, 02:20:53 pm

Has someone said Catch-69 yet ?

Cooch-69?

I dunno.

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Salubrious Rex on September 03, 2020, 08:17:52 pm

The Ass-fascination with Jesse James by the Endowed Robert Ford

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on September 10, 2020, 06:32:12 pm

Jizzy Gillespie and Charlie Porker in Jizz in Messey Hole

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: krytton on September 12, 2020, 01:27:29 am

No Cums for Asmir

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Post by: three cats in a self-driving car on September 14, 2020, 07:19:13 am

Blowers for Algerdong

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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on September 16, 2020, 03:36:49 pm

Life of Creampie

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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on September 16, 2020, 03:53:27 pm

Cum and See

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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on September 17, 2020, 09:04:21 am

Harry potter and the methods of rash monster cockity

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: GirlKisser420 on September 30, 2020, 05:12:53 am

John Woo’s hard femboiled

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: chai tea latte on September 30, 2020, 12:29:40 pm

John Woo’s hard femboiled
GirlKisser420, September 30, 2020, 05:12:53 am

A Wetter Tomorrow

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Lemon on September 30, 2020, 06:47:28 pm

John Woo’s hard femboiled
GirlKisser420, September 30, 2020, 05:12:53 am

A Wetter Tomorrow
chai tea latte, September 30, 2020, 12:29:40 pm

Bulleit And Some Head

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: krytton on December 21, 2020, 02:40:11 am

perfect strange

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Post by: Shell Game on December 21, 2020, 09:22:50 am

The Talented Mr. Nipply

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Post by: A Meat on December 21, 2020, 11:45:30 am

Thong of the South

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Post by: krytton on December 26, 2020, 07:14:32 am

jingle balls
fuck! the whoring angels sing
guy-less night
away in a minge
dick the whores
carol of the balls
jizz to the world

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on January 25, 2021, 03:16:34 pm

Forrest's Gunk

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Post by: Salubrious Rex on January 28, 2021, 12:00:08 am

Gooper Troopers

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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on January 28, 2021, 10:48:54 am

A Goo y Movie

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: sambair on January 28, 2021, 12:04:09 pm

Drive Horny

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Post by: Shell Game on February 01, 2021, 01:33:35 am

Balls About Eve
Doing John Malkovich
Gay Sexpectations
The Sphincter of Dorian Gray
Wraps Your Peen in Goo
The Smell Yo' Balls Player
A Tale of Two Clitties
Lay Miserable

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Secret Gaygent 69 on February 01, 2021, 07:10:09 pm

Franz Kafka's Metahorsephisis

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on February 03, 2021, 03:08:59 pm

The Man Who Was Thirstaaayy 🥵

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Post by: Ragnarok Boobies on February 27, 2021, 03:13:24 pm

Her Mobius Landing Strip
A 6th Dimension Ménage a trois
Boltzmann’s Penis
Schrodinger’s Gloryhole

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: FinchChunk on February 27, 2021, 05:00:16 pm

Our man in Whore-vana.

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Shell Game on March 04, 2021, 01:25:01 pm

Hung Frankenstein

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Post by: chai tea latte on March 04, 2021, 01:28:14 pm

the spook who shat by the whore

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: junior associate faguar on March 07, 2021, 11:05:39 am

Burn After Yiffing

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: GirlKisser420 on April 20, 2021, 02:06:36 am

What’s Eating Gilbert’s Gape?

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Salubrious Rex on July 08, 2021, 08:30:23 am

The Hotpocketeer

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: chai tea latte on July 08, 2021, 02:50:15 pm

My Pussy's Octopus Teacher

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Boots Raingear on July 13, 2021, 11:22:41 am

Battlethroat Glackglickgluck

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: FinchChunk on September 23, 2021, 06:55:49 am

Cherry Poppins.

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Post by: Lemon on September 24, 2021, 01:22:55 pm

Just pushed an update using a bunch of recent titles from this thread.

- Added a Miyazaki category with Howl's Moving Asshole, Spurted Away and Kiki's Rimjobbery Service. I feel like there's something for My Neighbor Totoro I can't quite get.

-Added a Mel Brooks category with Hung Frankenstein, Rubbin Hood: Men In Tight Men, The Jism Producers, and Dracula: Cucked And Loving It

- Battlethroat Glackglickgluck makes me laugh so much. As does The Man Who Was Thirstaaayy 🥵.

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Shell Game on September 24, 2021, 01:35:39 pm

My Neighbor Frotoro?

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Post by: Lemon on September 24, 2021, 03:04:53 pm

My Neighbor Frotoro?
Shell Game, September 24, 2021, 01:35:39 pm

Perfect.

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Post by: Lemon on September 24, 2021, 03:40:59 pm

The No-Longer-Empty Man
The Emptied Man

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Post by: A Meat on September 24, 2021, 04:43:25 pm

Wiener of Fortune
Who wants to do a millionaire
Minute to Finish
Step-family Feud
Let's Make Out (a Deal)

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Antivehicular on September 24, 2021, 07:04:41 pm

Wiener of Fortune
Who wants to do a millionaire
Minute to Finish
Step-family Feud
Let's Make Out (a Deal)
A Meat, September 24, 2021, 04:43:25 pm

The Orifice Is Right (imported from an alternate universe where "orifice" and "price" rhyme)
Jizzpardy

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Lemon on September 29, 2021, 05:58:39 pm

That Mitchell And Webb Nookie

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on October 13, 2021, 08:04:32 pm

Squid Game

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Post by: chai tea latte on October 14, 2021, 09:15:26 pm

Sex and Sexability
No-condoms Abbey
Man's Feeling Parkas
Pricks and Prejudice
Emma's Clitoris
Persuasion

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on October 16, 2021, 08:13:53 am

Famous Amos' Heinous Anus

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on October 18, 2021, 10:40:07 pm

Otis Spunkmeyer

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Salubrious Rex on October 18, 2021, 11:33:28 pm

Vampire the Ass Parade: Butt Lines

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Post by: Boots Raingear on October 19, 2021, 02:19:43 pm

The Pink Floyd collection

A Saucerful of Semen
Diddle
Ummabumma
Dick Side of the Moon
Wish You Were In Here
monster cockmals
The Final Uncut
A Momentary Prolapse of Reason
The Division Bowel
Another Prick in the Wall Part II
Careful With that Axewound, Eugene
Comfortable Bum
Astronomy Dom/subime

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Post by: jim and the mammograms on October 19, 2021, 07:26:07 pm

Vampire the Ass Parade: Butt Lines
Deleterious Hex, October 18, 2021, 11:33:28 pm

Vampire the Ass Parade: Cooters of New York

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: chai tea latte on October 19, 2021, 07:37:37 pm

Baddie Lieutenant: don't tell paul who's whoring

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Post by: Boots Raingear on October 19, 2021, 09:17:29 pm

The Pink Floyd collection
Boots Raingear, October 19, 2021, 02:19:43 pm

Oops, I left one out:

Atom Heart Stepmother

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Post by: A Meat on October 20, 2021, 12:34:56 am

The Pink Floyd collection
Boots Raingear, October 19, 2021, 02:19:43 pm

Oops, I left one out:

Atom Heart Stepmother
Boots Raingear, October 19, 2021, 09:17:29 pm

better that than Bottom Fart Stepmother

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Shell Game on October 23, 2021, 11:54:03 pm

Babe$ 2: Paypig in the City

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on December 09, 2021, 08:47:10 am

The Old Man and the Pee

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Post by: Great Joe on December 09, 2021, 04:59:21 pm

Lies of Pee

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Post by: A Meat on December 10, 2021, 02:59:12 am

Life of Bi

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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on December 10, 2021, 03:59:05 pm

Guy Debord’s Society of the Speculum

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Post by: chai tea latte on December 10, 2021, 05:51:15 pm

Guy Debord’s Society of the Speculum
Spooks, December 10, 2021, 03:59:05 pm

gay the whore's society of the cum receptacle

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Salubrious Rex on December 15, 2021, 06:00:34 pm

One Blew Over the Hooker's Chest

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Post by: chai tea latte on December 15, 2021, 06:11:22 pm

Gayvid Cronenberg's:

The Guy
The Get Head Zone
Videodronez
Gash
Eastern Phalluses
seXisetenZ
A History of Sexuality
Tonightbreed

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Post by: Shell Game on December 18, 2021, 06:43:17 pm

The Kink's Breach
Gravititties
Huge Penor Ascending
Catch Me If You Cum
Wrecked Dick at Stiffany's
The TainTrix
Horny Sexin' Ronin

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Boots Raingear on December 20, 2021, 10:58:51 am

This holiday season everybody is clambering for the hit new bisexual porn DVD Milf on a Dilf

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: FinchChunk on December 21, 2021, 07:45:53 am

Matrix: Red Erections

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on January 05, 2022, 02:46:26 pm

hiney with a thousand felches

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Post by: A Meat on January 17, 2022, 03:24:31 am

the PS1 porn collection:
Monster Raunchier
Yourgeiz
Crotch Bandicunt
Twoballs No. 1
Fetish Gear Soloed
Twisted monster cock
Gape Escape
Cum Jammer Lammy
Vandal Arse

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Boots Raingear on January 31, 2022, 07:19:00 pm

Hey Hey We're the Spunkees

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: chai tea latte on January 31, 2022, 07:33:46 pm

American McGee's Chalice (full of piss)

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on February 02, 2022, 05:22:43 pm

I can't think of any more Disney porn parodies.
MyFaceBeHi, May 08, 2017, 09:53:40 am

In-cunt-o (2021)

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Salubrious Rex on February 02, 2022, 05:41:22 pm

Little Shop of Knockers

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Post by: Shell Game on February 04, 2022, 12:08:54 pm

Schindler's F-List

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: jim and the mammograms on February 05, 2022, 12:18:21 am

Thighberhunk Head

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: organburner on February 07, 2022, 06:01:54 am

Siege of Jackoffville

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Salubrious Rex on February 17, 2022, 08:56:31 pm

Good Night, and Gluck Gluck

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: chai tea latte on February 18, 2022, 05:38:05 pm

Fuck Soup
Whore's Feathers
A Gay Kiss At The Races
Ho West
The Big Whore
Monkey Business

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Lemon on February 18, 2022, 06:39:10 pm

Fuck Soup
Whore's Feathers
A Gay Kiss At The Races
Ho West
The Big Whore
Monkey Business
chai tea latte, February 18, 2022, 05:38:05 pm

Yes, I'm familiar with the filmography of The Darx Brothers.

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Salubrious Rex on February 18, 2022, 08:35:21 pm

Cock: Legend of the Gobbies

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Post by: Shell Game on February 19, 2022, 11:41:15 am

Cock: Legend of the Gobbies
Salubrious Rex, February 18, 2022, 08:35:21 pm

Finally someone brings up the porn we ACTUALLY watched as kids. Takes a lot to combat the cultural monopoly a handful of YouTubers have, making everyone think we all watched Handjo-Kerblooie.

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: krytton on February 26, 2022, 03:52:50 am

Drake & Jockstrap

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: krytton on February 26, 2022, 02:07:51 pm

Elder Rim

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Great Joe on March 03, 2022, 05:47:03 am

Bottom Gun

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Shell Game on March 05, 2022, 04:02:42 am

Cucked Codgers in the 25th Century

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: krytton on March 13, 2022, 09:10:50 am

American Cuck Stimulator

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Lemon on March 13, 2022, 08:54:35 pm

I just updated jerking.online, specifically because I really liked the title Bottom Gun.

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: krytton on March 21, 2022, 11:49:48 pm

Babe: Piss in the City
(all the ideas i had for modifying "city" were far too cursed)

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Salubrious Rex on March 21, 2022, 11:59:10 pm

Babe: Piss in the City
(all the ideas i had for modifying "city" were far too cursed)
krytton, March 21, 2022, 11:49:48 pm

Babes: Pissing on Titties

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: krytton on March 22, 2022, 01:47:05 am

how did i not even consider "titty"

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Salubrious Rex on April 19, 2022, 07:13:18 pm

The Abominable Blowman

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Doctor Interrogative on May 04, 2022, 07:50:50 am

The Dicker Man

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Mr. Hunky Academia on May 23, 2022, 07:12:01 am

Cum and See

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Post by: Boots Raingear on May 29, 2022, 06:56:00 am

Rear Widow
Squirtigo
Mr. and Mrs. Smith But She's His Stepmom They Just Coincidentally Have the Same Last Name
Dial M For Muffdiving
To Catch a Queef
The Dong Man
Girth by Garth West
The Man that Blew Too Much
The Farmer's Wife's Daughter
Slobberteur
Slobbertage
Jam Aikman In
Lifethroat
The Furreds
Schwanzes From Vienna
Secrete Agent
Hung and Innocent
The Trouble With Hairy
Ropey

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on July 16, 2022, 10:09:14 pm

Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya sisterhood of the Traveling Pussy Lips

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Antivehicular on July 17, 2022, 06:36:42 am

German classic Wangs of Desire, later remade in America as City of Dongers

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: A Meat on July 17, 2022, 07:03:32 am

Thinking about a genre of video games

999: 9 Scenes, 9 Girls, 9 Inches
VLR: Virtual Lust Reward
ZTD: Zero Tit Dicklemma
Dungeon Romper
AI: the cum in you files
AI: the cum in you files - vagina initiative

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: organburner on July 17, 2022, 01:00:02 pm

Do androids cum electric sperm?

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Salubrious Rex on July 18, 2022, 08:06:26 am

Quim Fannydango

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Shell Game on July 18, 2022, 12:54:01 pm

Do androids cum electric sperm?
organburner, July 17, 2022, 01:00:02 pm

I liked Blade Cummer better, but to each their own.

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on July 18, 2022, 01:05:23 pm

Do androids cum electric sperm?
organburner, July 17, 2022, 01:00:02 pm

I liked Blade Cummer better, but to each their own.
Shell Game, July 18, 2022, 12:54:01 pm

Blade Cummer is the title burrowed from an unrelated William Ass Burroughs erotic novel, while the porno was based on the original story by Phillip (K is for Kinky) Dick.

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Boots Raingear on August 08, 2022, 06:44:59 am

Musical numbers from Kuntz - The Musical

1 - Overature
2 - Jellicle Dongs for Jellicle Kuntz
3 - The Shaming of Kuntz
4 - The Invitation to the Jellicle Ballz
5 - The Old Cumble Kunt
6 - The Tug Tug Tugger
7 - Jizzabella
8 - Bustopher Jones (didn't even have to change the name on that one)
9 - Bungholejerry and Rumpteaser
10 - Old Pooteronomy
11 - The Jellicle Ballz
12 - Jizzabella, The Glamour Kunt
13 - Mammary
14 - The Moments of Horniness
15 - Gus: The Red Light District Theatre Kunt
16 - Growtiger's Left Hand / The Ballad of Billy McHard
17 - Skimblesnatch, the Railway Kunt
18 - Mycavity
19 - Fister Fistoffelees
20 - Mammary (reprise)
21 - The Journey to the Heavyside, Lay her.
22 - The Undressing of the Kuntz

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Post by: krytton on August 25, 2022, 06:55:30 am

The Queef's Gambit

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Shell Game on August 25, 2022, 08:55:46 am

Everyone in Her All at Once

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Lumbermouth on August 26, 2022, 11:47:24 am

They Smash Them

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: krytton on August 28, 2022, 12:57:48 am

vore of the worlds

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: GirlKisser420 on September 01, 2022, 02:58:57 am

the cum of all fears

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on September 01, 2022, 08:00:51 am

The Brothers Kum-ur-ass-off

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Salubrious Rex on September 18, 2022, 01:27:02 am

8 Pegged Freaks

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Post by: A Meat on September 23, 2022, 04:58:16 am

The Devo porn collection (ignoring the ones that are already sex puns and also the real one from the wikiporno episode):
Nude Traditionalists
Three Dommes of Choice
Booty Now for the Future
Gapes of Steel
Hard Patrol/Mr. T&A
Pick-a-boob
Through Beating Wood
Time Out for Cum
Most Gross Modern Man

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Shell Game on October 04, 2022, 12:41:20 pm

the cumshot heard round the world

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: chai tea latte on November 19, 2022, 04:50:19 pm

The Working-Girl's Ass In The Age of Mechanical Reproduction
(Whores) On Hashish
One-Way Skeet
Theses On The Philosophy of This Big D
The Bar (Gay) Project

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: krytton on November 22, 2022, 04:11:44 pm

The Eggplant Emoji Movie

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Vinny Possum on December 02, 2022, 11:09:58 am

Cum and See

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: GirlKisser420 on December 02, 2022, 04:29:40 pm

Ass Onion

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Post by: A Meat on December 18, 2022, 01:44:26 am

Dwarf Frot Mess

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Post by: krytton on December 19, 2022, 12:07:04 pm

Nookie Dicker

(i'm so so sorry for this one)

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Lemon on December 21, 2022, 08:42:28 pm

Join Greg Scabies and the long suffering Big Alex Horney as he challenges a new crop of slutty celebrities (including Jamall Madcox, RamRhod Girlvert, James Faceplaster, Kerry Gobblemen and Oral O'Hanlon) in this series of Assmaster.

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Sauce on December 29, 2022, 06:50:17 am

Miracle on 69th Street

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Post by: Salubrious Rex on February 13, 2023, 06:59:06 am

Nubile Suit Gundick

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Post by: A Meat on February 13, 2023, 10:53:05 am

Nubile Suit Gundick
Salubrious Rex, February 13, 2023, 06:59:06 am

Hardcore Trooper BOTTOMS

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Post by: Lemon on February 13, 2023, 07:00:43 pm

Nubile Suit Gundick
Salubrious Rex, February 13, 2023, 06:59:06 am

Hardcore Trooper BOTTOMS
A Meat, February 13, 2023, 10:53:05 am

What?

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Post by: A Meat on February 14, 2023, 12:44:59 am

Nubile Suit Gundick
Salubrious Rex, February 13, 2023, 06:59:06 am

Hardcore Trooper BOTTOMS
A Meat, February 13, 2023, 10:53:05 am

What?
Lemon, February 13, 2023, 07:00:43 pm

Let me tell you about Armored Trooper VOTOMS, a mecha anime from the mid '80s, so there's a century long war in a far away galaxy between two superpowers and

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: krytton on February 14, 2023, 07:42:49 am

dark holes 2: crowning of the sunken king

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Salubrious Rex on March 02, 2023, 04:50:14 am

Boulevard of Worn-out Knees

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Post by: A Meat on March 02, 2023, 05:43:23 am

Speed Racy

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Post by: chai tea latte on March 02, 2023, 10:15:15 am

The Asscars

Everything Everywhere In My Cunt
Tall Private has a Woman's Cunt
Women Fucking
Avatar: The Gayest Daughter
The Man She's Been Fuckin' Here, And (other stories)
The Step-Fabelmans
Títs

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Salubrious Rex on March 05, 2023, 09:09:12 pm

Cleft Jane's Musical Perversion of The War of the Worlds:
1. Eve of the Whore
2. Horsedick Cum-on and the Meat Ray
3. The Powerbottom and the Fucking Machine
4. Forever Bottom
5. Chunder-philed
6. Her Red Weed (Part 1)
7. The Spitroast of Man
8. Her Red Weed (Part 2)
9. Depraved New World
10. Spread London

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: A Meat on March 29, 2023, 04:50:41 am

some Jazz Jizz standards:

Take the Gay Train
Goodbye Creampie Cunt
Thong for my Stepfather
Scrote Gets in Your Eyes
Angel Thighs (or monster cock Guys if you wanna stretch Angel Eyes even more)
In Wanked Pud

and

Hoes of Harlem, also known as Coochie's Concerto

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on April 04, 2023, 08:37:51 pm

Who's Hole is it Anyway?
featuring Colon Mochrie

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Lemon on April 05, 2023, 11:38:03 am

Who's Hole is it Anyway?
featuring Colon Mochrie
Dr. Buttplug, April 04, 2023, 08:37:51 pm

Oh my god I need to add this one immediately.

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on April 25, 2023, 07:30:59 pm

(https://i.imgur.com/dLm7FEd.jpeg)

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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on July 13, 2023, 11:20:07 pm

Desert Island Dicks
Porn stars discuss what three dildos they would take to a desert island.

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: krytton on August 06, 2023, 02:09:54 pm

Leaves of Ass

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Post by: krytton on August 12, 2023, 07:12:52 am

Cumbo (tagline: The World's Favorite Perverted Detective Story)

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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on August 12, 2023, 07:22:36 am

Cumbo (tagline: The World's Favorite Perverted Detective Story)
krytton, August 12, 2023, 07:12:52 am

Or alternatively, Cumbo : The Big Eared Slut

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: A Meat on August 12, 2023, 10:14:22 am

Nick Seed and the Bad Caves

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Post by: CozyJosie on August 15, 2023, 05:21:13 pm

Beverly's Hills 90210 (I'm like 50% sure this is already one on the site but I haven't been able to get it out of my head for like a week)

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on August 17, 2023, 08:49:07 am

The Cunt For Pink October: based on a novel by Dong Fancy

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Post by: Shell Game on August 20, 2023, 04:31:14 pm

More Beat Ass (Hypothetical name for a Morbius porn parody, something that apparently does not exist)

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Lemon on August 28, 2023, 06:50:21 pm

Nick Seed and the Bad Caves
A Meat, August 12, 2023, 10:14:22 am

I keep thinking about how much I like this one.

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on September 01, 2023, 05:55:07 pm

Tonight, premiering on CFNM: Bob Flogs’ The Joy of Pain Thing

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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on November 19, 2023, 04:52:07 am

Jacob’s Gaydar

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Post by: A Meat on November 20, 2023, 02:52:47 am

Jacob’s Gaydar
Spooks, November 19, 2023, 04:52:07 am

Jacob's Bladder

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Shell Game on November 21, 2023, 05:02:38 am

Guess Who's Cumming to Dinner

has this been done? it feels like it should've been done but i can't bring myself to search the whole thread

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on November 22, 2023, 11:30:01 am

Guess Who's Cumming to Dinner

has this been done? it feels like it should've been done but i can't bring myself to search the whole thread
Shell Game, November 21, 2023, 05:02:38 am

I don't think it has

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Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on November 22, 2023, 05:03:19 pm

Guess Who's Cumming in Dinner

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Salubrious Rex on November 22, 2023, 09:52:52 pm

Guess Who's Cumming 2: Dinner

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on November 23, 2023, 05:13:01 pm

Guess Who's Cumming Now!

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: GirlKisser420 on November 25, 2023, 04:26:04 am

Sloppenheimer

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Shell Game on November 27, 2023, 01:02:16 pm

So I Married An Ass Murderer

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: A Meat on November 28, 2023, 03:56:25 am

The Aquabutts

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Post by: Salubrious Rex on December 03, 2023, 09:18:16 pm

Bend me like Beckham

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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on December 09, 2023, 07:59:09 pm

Field of Creams: if you build it they will cum

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Lumbermouth on December 11, 2023, 08:19:28 am

Osmosis Moans

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Post by: CozyJosie on December 11, 2023, 03:17:29 pm

decided to try and make some parodies of various indie horror webseries because I am the most original person in the world. also put the original work's names next to them because some of them are more obscure

Gemini Whore Entertainment (Gemini Home Entertainment)
The Backdoorrooms (the Backrooms by Kane Pixels)
The Oldest Spew (The Oldest View, a spinoff made by Kane Pixels)
Wanker of '83 (Winter of '83)
The Mandela Log (Mandela Catalog)
The Mom Mythos (The Monument Mythos)
CORNERFUCK (CORNERFOLK, a spinoff made by the same creator as the Monument Mythos)
The Mile Gapes (The Smile Tapes)
Vagina Carnage (Vita Carnis)
UrbanSPUNK (UrbanSPOOK/The Painter)
XXXVA (ECKVA)
Skinamakink (Skinamarink)

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Lumbermouth on December 11, 2023, 08:26:47 pm

Titty Slickers
Titty Slickers 2: The Legend of Curvy’s Gold

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Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on December 11, 2023, 11:45:30 pm

O Stepbrother, Where Art Thou?

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Post by: Lemon on December 12, 2023, 05:42:46 pm

Titty Slickers
Titty Slickers 2: The Legend of Curvy’s Gold
Lumbermouth, December 11, 2023, 08:26:47 pm

Already have Clitty Lickers 2: The Legend of Curly Pubes

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Lumbermouth on December 12, 2023, 07:37:12 pm

The Treasure of Sierra’s Madre

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Shell Game on December 15, 2023, 05:37:35 am

A Hard Gay's Night

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: A Meat on December 16, 2023, 05:39:35 am

ARPG edition:

D I blow
Bath of Sexile
Rim Dawn
Lust Epoch
Tighten Quest
Whore's Light

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Lumbermouth on December 16, 2023, 11:33:33 am

The Apple Blumpkin Gang

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Post by: CozyJosie on January 07, 2024, 11:33:47 am

Piss Angel MILFFREAK

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Lemon on January 19, 2024, 07:54:03 pm

Just added Piss Angel: MILFFREAK

Also:

"American Fanfiction",
"Godzilla Minus Cum",
"Short Cummings",
"The Angry Black Girl And Her Monster Sized Dildo",
"The First Slammed Hunk",
"Wally Wanko and the Chocolate Fucktory",


The #9 parody porn for Jan 19th:
 Lube²: Hyperlube
https://ahoylemon.github.io/jerking.online?date=20240119


Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on February 02, 2024, 10:10:44 am

Moral Oral

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Post by: krytton on February 06, 2024, 09:15:34 am

has anyone done Cunt of the Lamb yet

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on February 19, 2024, 06:16:44 am

Eliot Ness and his Uncuckables

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: chai tea latte on February 19, 2024, 03:26:44 pm

Cum Like I'm Hot

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: honey on February 19, 2024, 06:42:44 pm

UHF: Ultra Hard Fucking

Also starring Billy Barty (RIP)

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on February 21, 2024, 08:52:09 am

Everything Everywhere All at Once

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: honey on February 23, 2024, 06:33:43 pm

The Impregnation of Jesse James by the Cocksure Robert Ford

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: krytton on May 25, 2024, 03:13:13 am

Dr Sacklove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Balls

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: CozyJosie on May 29, 2024, 12:52:07 am

(https://i.imgur.com/DcjaJDH.png)

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Post by: krytton on June 20, 2024, 09:36:28 pm

50 Shades of Greyoll's Dragonbarrow

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Post by: Salubrious Rex on October 18, 2024, 08:47:05 pm

California: Bübes & Asses
Holiday in Cam's Body
Soup in the Nude
Police Cuck
Too Fucked to Drink
Fill the Whore
Viva Gaped Anus
Let's Edge the Landlord

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Lemon on October 19, 2024, 10:11:47 am

Police Cuck
Salubrious Rex, October 18, 2024, 08:47:05 pm

Tonight's the night we invite the bull
Jerk off while I cry and drink merlot

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Lumbermouth on October 20, 2024, 10:26:06 am

The Peehole Under The Stairs

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Post by: krytton on November 19, 2024, 10:46:52 am

I Dream of GG Allin

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Post by: Lemon on December 18, 2024, 07:52:31 pm

Cum Like I'm Hot
chai tea latte, February 19, 2024, 03:26:44 pm

I really like this one, but I like "Some Like A Twat" slightly more.

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Lemon on December 18, 2024, 08:18:59 pm

I just added several titles to the list, including....

• Black Poon Rising
• Eliot Ness and his Uncuckables
• Moral Oral
• All We Imagine Is Tight
• Are You There? Oh God! It's Pee, Margaret.

The #4 parody porn for Dec 18th:
 Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Handjob
https://ahoylemon.github.io/jerking.online?date=20241218

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Salubrious Rex on December 19, 2024, 05:45:33 pm

Gargle Rivals

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Post by: Lumbermouth on December 19, 2024, 06:35:48 pm

The Gagnificent Ambersons

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: krytton on December 20, 2024, 11:39:54 pm

Woody Wood Pecker

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Shell Game on December 29, 2024, 03:42:07 pm

Vinyl Fanny Scene: The Slickest Brit's Sin

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Post by: Salubrious Rex on December 30, 2024, 05:50:13 pm

Vinyl Fanny Scene: The Slickest Brit's Sin
Shell Game, December 29, 2024, 03:42:07 pm

Christ that hurt to figure out

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Post by: CozyJosie on January 08, 2025, 07:44:28 pm

Time to go over random games in my library and try to make parody titles out of them
Armored Cunt VI: Fires of Ur Mum
Dwarf Fucktress
The Long Dick
One Strap From Eden
Ram World
Rise of the Poon Raider
We Who Are About to DP (alternatively: We Who Are About to Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck)
WEBFUCKING

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on January 10, 2025, 06:40:32 pm

Cum and Punishment

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Post by: Antivehicular on January 10, 2025, 07:06:35 pm

Cum and Punishment
xX_sp00ks_Xx, January 10, 2025, 06:40:32 pm

Fyodor Dostoevsky's The Gooner

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: A Meat on January 11, 2025, 07:41:30 am

The mothers I'd like to fuck of invention

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Post by: Lumbermouth on January 11, 2025, 08:43:10 pm

The Unbearable Lightness of Peeing

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Post by: Lemon on January 12, 2025, 04:49:35 pm

The Unbearable Lightness of Peeing
Lumbermouth, January 11, 2025, 08:43:10 pm

I like it, but I've already got "The Unbearable Tightness Of Ian".

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Lemon on January 12, 2025, 04:49:56 pm

OKAY, BIG UPDATE

So, two things I did today.

• I changed the name of the website to simply "Jerking", which I like better, and changed the URL to jerking.ahoylemon.xyz (https://jerking.ahoylemon.xyz/), because the old URL was really clumsy to type.
• But more importantly, I've now added Actors to the daily list. Today's stars include Bennedict Cumbersomebatch and Kathy 'bates, but I'll happily include more suggestions

_{Also, for what it's worth, I do have the start of a list of soundtrack (https://github.com/AhoyLemon/jerking/blob/main/js/partials/_music.js) information, but I'd need about twice the artists and maybe 40+ songs to build out that part the way I have it envisioned.}

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: A Meat on January 12, 2025, 11:54:08 pm

Some musicians:
Frank Fappa
Danny Jelqman
Jon Boner Jovi
Shagging 2 Dope and Violent JO
Del the funky homo
Aesoft Cock
Lady Gagger
Gei$ha
Licki Mivaj
Dick Assley
Mick Jacker

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: A Meat on January 13, 2025, 01:59:06 pm

Some songs:
Don't Let Your Son Go Down On Me
The First Thrust Is the Deepest
Jerkin' Jackoff Flasher
You Ain't Seen Nutting Yet

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Lemon on January 13, 2025, 07:36:27 pm

Some songs:
Don't Let Your Son Go Down On Me
The First Thrust Is the Deepest
Jerkin' Jackoff Flasher
You Ain't Seen Nutting Yet
A Meat, January 13, 2025, 01:59:06 pm

• Immigrant Schlong
• When The Hymen Breaks
• Lookin' In Your Backdoor
• Loadi
• Friday I'm In Cunt
• Naked Pictures Of You

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: A Meat on January 16, 2025, 12:30:24 am

Kink Rimson
Four in Her
Black Slime Bath

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on January 16, 2025, 10:03:19 am

Fyodor Dostoevsky's The Gooner
Antivehicular, January 10, 2025, 07:06:35 pm

The Gooner, The Eternal Hucow and Dildos are his unsung trilogy tbh

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Lemon on January 16, 2025, 01:14:52 pm

Four in Her
A Meat, January 16, 2025, 12:30:24 am

SONGS

• Toybox Hero
• I Wanna Know What Squirt Is
• I've Been Wanking On A Girl Like You

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Lemon on January 26, 2025, 01:06:34 pm

Some select actors from the Breaking Chad/Better Ball Saul series...

• Bryan Crammston
• Aarod Pull
• Annal Gunge
• Johnathan Bonks
• Giancarlo Espsemen-o
• Bob Oldekink
• Rhea See Horny
• Ed Smega, Jr
• Michael DickKeen

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Lemon on January 26, 2025, 01:28:07 pm

Loose Willis.

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Post by: krytton on February 26, 2025, 05:50:57 pm

Call of Doody: Modern Warfart