Snakes In The Ball Pit => Yay, I get to talk about me! => Topic started by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on December 01, 2020, 02:21:40 am
Title: IT'S TIME FOR THE HOLIDAYS TO GET WACKY
Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on December 01, 2020, 02:21:40 am
WEIRD DECORATIONS? STUPID HOLIDAY SPECIALS? HORRIFYING SANTA CLAUS CAKEWRECKS?? GET IN HERE AND POST 'EM.
NOTE: fun and cute stuff is also welcome. This is a time for togetherness and acceptance, so if you want to post genuinely nice things I will embrace it with open arms.
THAT SAID, GET TO IT, PEOPLE!!
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on December 01, 2020, 07:59:12 am
Eggdog man has made a whole life with with eggdog, and I really respect that
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on December 01, 2020, 10:02:15 am
(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0021/8972/products/[email protected]?v=1603302451) This is a weird decoration.
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Post by: Tipsy Almond on December 01, 2020, 10:40:17 am
Behold. A thing.
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Post by: A Meat on December 01, 2020, 12:01:31 pm
it's my duty to post this here so it's not just christmas stuff, behold, dumb hanukkah themed cover song
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on December 01, 2020, 03:27:14 pm
Get some friends together to watch this if you've never seen it. I did that a few years back and it was quite the surreal experience. Scientology-funded gibberish cartoon with the worst animation known to man, featuring the voice of Bart Simpson? YES PLEASE.
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Post by: Tipsy Almond on December 01, 2020, 08:35:05 pm
Get some friends together to watch this if you've never seen it. I did that a few years back and it was quite the surreal experience. Scientology-funded gibberish cartoon with the worst animation known to man, featuring the voice of Bart Simpson? YES PLEASE.
Not just Bart Simpson. They also got Mark Hamil, Walter Emmanuel Jones (of Power Rangers fame), Debra freaking Wilson (DS9, The Boondocks, and Jedi: Fallen Order) and the lead voice actors from The Little Mermaid and Beauty and the Beast.
Debra Wilson plays Great Grandmother... which I'm still psychologically processing.
This smells very much like a Food Fight! scenario.
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Post by: Puppy Time on December 01, 2020, 09:47:20 pm
https://www.instagram.com/p/CIRh12SAGm5/
I can't remember if instagram embeds here.
e: Nope. Dang.
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on December 02, 2020, 12:21:42 am
Oh Cyriak
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on December 03, 2020, 12:23:03 am
A blast from the past, from a time when Matrix jokes were still a thing and wacky photoshops were still a novelty. I don't care! This is still my kind of pointless stupidity!
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on December 04, 2020, 12:39:45 am
Good ol' doctorlegua
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Post by: Tipsy Almond on December 04, 2020, 01:44:49 am
Ahh, the marvels of modern technology.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on December 04, 2020, 08:31:23 am
it's my duty to post this here so it's not just christmas stuff, behold, dumb hanukkah themed cover song A Meat, December 01, 2020, 12:01:31 pm
I'm just glad Tally Hall are making music again
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on December 05, 2020, 06:16:35 pm
Fun fact: one of the older grad students at my old job actually had this ornament. He hung it on the orange tree he had in his cubicle. I thought it was fucking hilarious then too.
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Post by: EYE OF ZA on December 05, 2020, 11:06:17 pm
Fun fact: one of the older grad students at my old job actually had this ornament. He hung it on the orange tree he had in his cubicle. I thought it was fucking hilarious then too. Dragon Friend, December 05, 2020, 09:22:19 pm
As someone who bought a miniature purple christmas tree and rainbow tinsel to put on my desk when I worked an office job, I appreciate your coworker's style.
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on December 06, 2020, 12:46:54 am
Oh I'm sorry did you think I was done linking to Filmation Ghostbusters???
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Post by: sambair on December 06, 2020, 01:24:31 pm
I just used my F Plus Dugout, and came home and put this on immediately. This makes MDickie look like Dreamworks. sambair, December 06, 2020, 01:24:31 pm
Let this be the start of a glorious new holiday tradition!
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on December 07, 2020, 02:02:53 am
You know those Kewpie doll Tarako ads from Japan? No? If not you should definitely look them up.
Anyway here are two kids dressed as the dolls singing the song for the holidays.
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on December 08, 2020, 02:22:32 am
In honor of our hero Stog
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on December 09, 2020, 01:44:20 am
BUT I'M NOT NICE! >8(
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on December 10, 2020, 02:45:22 am
Nothing can ever really top Rapsittie Kids: Believe in Santa Claus, but good lord does We Wish You A Turtle Christmas need more love. It more than deserves to be in the pantheon of "'What In The Actual Hell??' Holiday Specials"
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on December 11, 2020, 01:50:21 am
Let Mr. Yankovic serenade you with warm wishes this holiday season. Like really warm. Explosively warm.
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on December 12, 2020, 04:21:23 am
Clearly it's time for the ultimate rendition of the Twelve Days of Christmas. YOU'RE WELCOME.
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Post by: Great Joe on December 12, 2020, 08:20:23 am
Baggalútur is an Icelandic gag cover band. They're also the much better side project of the front man for Hjaltalín. They've done a few yuletide albums.
Here they are, deeply sympathising with Leppalúði, Gríla's husband sitting home alone
now they're insisting that it's really not Christmas without a good, freshly shot rock ptarmigan
and finally, it's the days before christmas, you gotta do some arts and crafts. Entirely based on "thunder" rhyming with "föndur", the word for arts and crafts.
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on December 13, 2020, 12:17:28 am
"So kids, I know you love the Power Rangers, so you get to live out your wildest dream; singing holiday songs on the set of the show with the annoying robot sidekick and also the Power Rangers themselves barely stick around and don't even do anything cool!!!"
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on December 14, 2020, 01:59:02 am
Just what I always wanted! ANDY ROONEY RAMBLING ABOUT NOTHING! :D
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on December 15, 2020, 02:12:46 am
If you're gonna go caroling during these trying times, at least include this song in your repertoire
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Post by: Puppy Time on December 15, 2020, 07:14:17 pm
Are we talking about shitty CG animated Christmas musical TV shows featuring voice actors who are seriously slumming it?
It has a sequel featuring a singing beetle!
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Post by: Puppy Time on December 15, 2020, 11:42:22 pm
Are we talking about shitty CG animated Christmas musical TV shows featuring voice actors who are seriously slumming it? Puppy Time, December 15, 2020, 07:14:17 pm
OK one more:
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on December 16, 2020, 02:16:50 am
a very mild sort of wacky
and since i was on a Neely spree the last week (not this Neely, the other Neely), i should also post this classic:
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on December 16, 2020, 06:33:12 am
HELL YEAH KEEP 'EM COMIN'
In the meantime, here's a small thing. It's just a dumb Twitter thread but this is the sort of ridiculous trolling that always makes me laugh:
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Post by: A Meat on December 16, 2020, 06:53:00 am
Sometimes gacha games have special holiday themed units but none will ever beat GBF's Walder in his special Christmas forest ranger camouflage (https://gbf.wiki/images/9/99/Npc_zoom_3020028000_01.png)
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Post by: jim and the mammograms on December 16, 2020, 11:46:16 am
Christmas story time- In 2009 or so, I was in a discount store and found, in the three dollar DVD bin, a copy of Elf Bowling the Movie. I bought it, watched it once, went "huh, that's kinda delightful" and didn't think about it again for a long time. Flash forward to about 2015, when my partner at the time and I were hopping a plane to Wisconsin to his parents' place for Christmas, where I would meet them for the first time. They had told me to bring any Christmas movies or traditions I had, but most of the physical copies of the things I actually enjoyed belonged to my mom so I couldn't take them. As a goof, I brought Elf Bowling, and not only did they watch it, I have been informed they have watched it every Christmas since.
The trip was miserable for a lot of reasons- the one we took two years later was worse, bad enough that it made both of us realize we didn't want to stay in that relationship. But it still fills my heart that there's a family in Wisconsin who still knows precious little about me except that I brought them the timeless gift of "Who pooped in the peanut barrel?"
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on December 17, 2020, 04:45:58 am
So about the caroling...
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on December 20, 2020, 09:12:15 am
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on December 21, 2020, 04:19:53 pm
HI I WAS BUSY FOR A FEW DAYS BUT LET'S RESUME THE CHEER WITH CONAN O'BRIEN
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on December 22, 2020, 12:33:40 am
Christmas is all about spending time with that certain special someone... unless you're the dude who wrote all those songs about the Robot Masters wanting to bone Mega Man...
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on December 23, 2020, 05:03:10 am
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x57fkhi
I don't have a lot of holiday traditions really, but the one that has endured since I was a kid is Will Vinton's Claymation Christmas Celebration. I know it's not nearly as bizarre as everything else here, but some people do find it a little weird and I like showing it to folks so whatevs.
Here, have something truly zany to make up for it.
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Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on December 23, 2020, 12:28:51 pm
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on December 24, 2020, 05:30:52 am
The Star Wars Holiday Special, the granddaddy of WTF Holiday Videos.
I know! I know! It's cliché to reference this stupid thing and a lot of people are understandably burnt out on Star Wars, but... I mean this thing is just soooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWEIRD. It's bizarre no matter what you think of Star Wars or if you even know anything about the series. It's just a collection of disjointed gibberish skits with the occasional surreal musical number. It's nonsense! Pure nonsense! I truly believe that only Rapsittie Kids beats this out in terms of sheer mind-meltery.
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Post by: Great Joe on December 24, 2020, 05:38:25 am
The Star Wars Holiday Special, the granddaddy of WTF Holiday Videos. One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes, December 24, 2020, 05:30:52 am
The horrid, no-good truth about the holiday special. NSFW content. Click to show.
It was made for Thanksgiving.
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on December 24, 2020, 03:02:34 pm
The Star Wars Holiday Special, the granddaddy of WTF Holiday Videos. One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes, December 24, 2020, 05:30:52 am
The horrid, no-good truth about the holiday special. NSFW content. Click to show.
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on December 24, 2020, 08:29:02 pm
Oh man, for real? "Life Day" just felt like such a ridiculous Christmas stand-in that I've always assumed it was a Christmas thing. Well screw it, it's too off-the-wall to not be in the thread regardless of any actual holiday!
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on December 25, 2020, 06:30:23 am
SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIANS!!!! YAAAAY! YAAAAAAYYYYY!!!
(https://i.imgur.com/bzFB77x.jpg)
JONGLE BOLL JONGLE BOLL JONGLE BOLL RICK
(https://i.imgur.com/k9dX0cj.jpeg)
RICKING ALL THE JONGLETIME TRICKS
(https://i.imgur.com/5eUY7Xi.jpeg)
DASHIN DLARSHING JONGLE THE SLEEEIIIGH
(https://i.imgur.com/hFy2XON.jpeg)
THAT'S THE JONGLE BLONGLE
(https://i.imgur.com/PtrglBQ.jpeg)
THAT'S THE JAMY JOONGLE
(https://i.imgur.com/0ETF6zN.jpeg)
THAT'S THE JANGLE JONGLE ROOOOOORB!!!!
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Post by: Puppy Time on December 25, 2020, 07:52:48 pm
ETA Adding the best christmas song of all times:
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Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on January 01, 2021, 01:18:34 pm
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Post by: Puppy Time on April 08, 2021, 01:02:58 am
Xmas in April
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on December 01, 2021, 02:26:02 am
IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN!!!! GET ON IT, PEOPLE!!!
(https://i.imgur.com/ElKbA8e.gif)
(https://i.imgur.com/FtE0S0y.gif)
(https://i.imgur.com/HWc9e6m.gif)
(https://i.imgur.com/Au0fH2c.gif)
(https://i.imgur.com/FL08uoi.gif)
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on December 02, 2021, 02:05:58 am
FAAAAAAAAACE
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on December 02, 2021, 02:10:36 am
This was made by a vote fetishist and you cannot convince me otherwise
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Post by: Turtle on December 02, 2021, 01:16:04 pm
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on December 02, 2021, 03:00:03 pm
You know what, I'm not even going to fix it. I'll live with my phone's autocorrect crimes
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Post by: The Killer Dynamo on December 02, 2021, 08:25:01 pm
"Oruorane the Cat Player" is a genuinely wonderful, wholesome 30 minute Christmas anime OVA about an old man who plays cats as musical instruments.
It is extremely bizarre, but it also features what I believe may be the most incredible 4 minutes of animation Japan has ever produced.
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on December 02, 2021, 08:49:57 pm
"Oruorane the Cat Player" is a genuinely wonderful, wholesome 30 minute Christmas anime OVA about an old man who plays cats as musical instruments.
It is extremely bizarre, but it also features what I believe may be the most incredible 4 minutes of animation Japan has ever produced. The Killer Dynamo, December 02, 2021, 08:25:01 pm
THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! WELL DONE!
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on December 03, 2021, 03:00:54 am
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Post by: Tipsy Almond on December 03, 2021, 09:07:28 pm
It's like a piano is vomiting tiny figurines of Mariah Carey into the audience as they scream in terror, the theater rapidly filling with plastic dolls.
There is no escape. All shall become MIDI and reap the souls of the damned from this world.
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on December 04, 2021, 03:20:15 am
I'd be honoured to have almost any of these on my tree.
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on December 06, 2021, 03:09:16 am
Hey did someone say Christmas ornaments?! Well fuck you, it's CHRISTmas ornaments because we're going fucking BRONNERS nerds!
(https://bronners.com/scs/default/img/logo01.png)
Bronners is the Winchester mansion of Christmas ornaments and decor, open all year. I know you can't all make it to Frankenmuth, but never fear, they have a virtual tour (https://bronners.com/virtual-tour)! Just make sure you light a bunch of very overpowering holiday candles and put a photo of Jesus next to you, to really get the full effect.
Here are some amazing ornaments you can foist on your grandchildren and get super mad when they break the incredibly cheap glass.
(https://bronners.com/Images/1186730_web-1.default.jpg) One is dumb, but if I had a whole tree of these it might kick ass
(https://bronners.com/Images/1167761_web-1.default.jpg) Feels like a threat, besides being out of date.
(https://bronners.com/Images/1220810_web-1.default.jpg) Only $20 to remember the lighthearted side of the pandemic!
(https://bronners.com/Images/1221062_web-1.default.jpg)Remember the supply chain fuckery and scalping? Oh what fun!
(https://bronners.com/Images/1211919_web-1.default.jpg) Turn your tree into a panopticon, with the elf on the shelf as jailer.
(https://bronners.com/Images/1208950_web-1.default.jpg) Might be the worst emoji ornament? Have not broken the bottom of the barrel yet
(https://bronners.com/Images/1210522_web-1.default.jpg) Found in the Hobbies section, because the damn kids and their phones these days
(https://bronners.com/Images/1198591_web-1.default.jpg) Besides being hideous, every ornament version of a controller looks like it was purchased at a flea market or from the trunk of someone's car.
(https://bronners.com/Images/1213524_web-1.default.jpg) Engineers love the curlz font. And don't worry, there are sixteen other professions with the same style and terrible puns.
(https://bronners.com/Images/1213547_web-1.default.jpg) Even professions that really shouldn't have shit.
(https://bronners.com/Images/1270011_web-1.default.jpg) "What do you mean you don't want to go back to Dr. Boden's office kids?"
(https://bronners.com/Images/1216777_web-1.default.jpg) Only $23 and you can get an ornament about spin class, painted by someone while they were in spin class.
(https://bronners.com/Images/1260251_web-1.default.jpg) Not a terribly designed ornament, but certainly a gift for a parent you hate.
(https://bronners.com/Images/1216145_web-1.default.jpg) Real talk, I love this little dude and he's perfect.
(https://bronners.com/Images/1166990_web-1.default.jpg) Onto the Travel & World ornaments, and have you considered getting an ornament of Bronners itself? Half of the ornaments in this section are for either Frankenmuth or Bronners.
(https://bronners.com/Images/1186554_web-1.default.jpg) Seems a bit much to not only remind kids a pet is dead, but that the pet is waiting to kick their ass
(https://bronners.com/Images/1270200_web-1.default.jpg) I'm only on page one of thirteen of animals, and I'm already afraid.
For real, I've barely gone through a third of these, so feel free to look through for more. Until then, I leave you with this:
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on December 06, 2021, 03:39:41 am
Fuck it's 3am and I need to go to sleep but then I saw this guy:
(https://bronners.com/Images/1270248_web-1.default.jpg) This octopus has seen some shit.
(https://bronners.com/Images/1196096_web-1.default.jpg) 99% of the ornaments on the website are so low effort and so garbage, that when I see a regular bad ornament, it's like "Eh that's not so bad. At least it's not 90s clip art"
(https://bronners.com/Images/1193185_web-1.default.jpg) It's not Peppa Pig, it's, uh, Poggers Pig, the pig kids love.
(https://bronners.com/Images/1212584_web-1.default.jpg) Blown glass can be really beautiful, but not at the cost of a pair of legs.
(https://bronners.com/Images/1218817_web-1.default.jpg) Okay, I really need to go to sleep, so we shall end how this post began, with an octopus with bedroom eyes. And a hundred other eyes instead of suckers.
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on December 06, 2021, 04:17:47 am
(https://bronners.com/Images/1166387_web-1.default.jpg) Enjoy this extremely festive brick of maggots! Wait, I'm getting a call from management, this is a rice crispie treat
(https://bronners.com/Images/1206982_web-1.default.jpg) Things get real wacky at the house when mom brings out the festive carrot.
(https://bronners.com/Images/1214077_web-1.default.jpg) Oooooh he's such a tiny little man
(https://bronners.com/Images/1270153_web-1.default.jpg) I thought they banned child labor, for shame Bronners
(https://bronners.com/Images/1207296_web-1.default.jpg) Remember kids, even though baby volleyballs are incredibly cute, don't mess with them because the mama volleyball is never far behind.
(https://bronners.com/Images/1148913_web-1.default.jpg) This is one of the laziest ornaments I've ever seen on this website, and its perfect for the kind of people who buy these ornaments.
(https://bronners.com/Images/1205970_web-1.default.jpg) Lookin' like a tube a squeezed toothpaste
(https://bronners.com/Images/1206601_web-1.default.jpg) Truly captured the majesty and wonder that is the Grand Canyon. If the Grand Canyon was a busted bundt cake.
(https://bronners.com/Images/1193584_web-1.default.jpg) Not only is it fragile glass, it has no flared base.
(https://bronners.com/Images/1216429_web-1.default.jpg) "Ho ho ho ho if you shit on my face I'll send you to such a bag of coal!"
And that, I think I've hit tonight's nadir.
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on December 09, 2021, 09:03:12 am
THE ORNAMENTS GIVE ME STRENGTH
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Post by: Sauce on December 09, 2021, 09:04:44 am
Decided to hit up Etsy and see what I could find under "christmas". Enjoy!
You know what screams Christmas to me? Leopard print goose clothing.
So many people have decided that the global pandemic is the perfect theme for holiday cheer. Some of them are so wacky they definitely belong here, but I'm NSFWing them for the sake of good cheer. NSFW content. Click to show.
I love how clearly this one was from last year and they overestimated how big a seller it would be... (https://i.etsystatic.com/22340170/r/il/36f815/3525575008/il_794xN.3525575008_8cy2.jpg)
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on December 09, 2021, 09:14:31 am
SANTA IS INJECTING THE VACCINE DIRECTLY INTO HIS OWN DICK AS A SHOW OF STRENGTH
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Post by: Sauce on December 09, 2021, 11:42:13 am
Going to counteract my last post with something I genuinely really like. Christmas may well be for shitting, but the lights in Ramsgate Harbour are still lovely.
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on December 09, 2021, 01:18:37 pm
Man if I could put up Christmas lights in warm weather I would go whole hog like some of these people did. Plus the lights reflecting off the water look so lovely
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on December 09, 2021, 04:56:36 pm
My favorite photo theme for this time of year, cats (and other animals) napping in the manger crib in the nativity scenes
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on December 09, 2021, 05:24:46 pm
Speaking of dumbass ornaments, like fifteen years ago now I put a writable DVD on the Christmas tree as a joke. It's holographic and shiny, totally counts. Every year my mom swore that this was the final year, but I always hid it in the ornament bin. After about six years of this she gave in, and now it's a beloved tradition.
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Post by: Great Joe on December 10, 2021, 04:04:42 am
Ricchi e Poveri is an Italian pop group formed in the 1960s who've been moderately successful over the years. In the 1980s they published an absolute stinker called Voulez-vous Danser. Björgvin Hallsórsson is a hack who's made his money off the backs of Italian pop musicians, covering their songs with christmassy lyrics laid on top, and published under his name. For some reason he decided that yeah, this abomination is worth stealing, and for some reason radio agreed with him.
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on December 10, 2021, 08:44:20 am
NIGHT OF THE BLOOD SANTAS (https://64.media.tumblr.com/245bfb1cbe3222d0e156c9d797a0939c/478cdaa6337a8aa7-47/s1280x1920/1435409c302ecebd8d692732e681a4b1e0a0bdbf.jpg) (https://64.media.tumblr.com/55fb4c32eace3c5fa321dc04ef4014c7/478cdaa6337a8aa7-5c/s1280x1920/2e4144eb88fe59be5b33c8027aca3d39b880b897.jpg) (https://64.media.tumblr.com/59006f02191405335838e6013abe32bc/478cdaa6337a8aa7-42/s1280x1920/452509ac045d738f620f9a2d2fbf9217cd5e8f58.jpg) (https://64.media.tumblr.com/b5e58112e7e6a86402b5f4d48fe9f654/34362b78336d4c32-55/s1280x1920/62d16bd2a1a93819f2bd4b377e05246f58311254.jpg)
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on December 10, 2021, 08:54:04 am
YOU ALL ARE BRINGING THE CHEER KEEP IT UP!!!
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Post by: Great Joe on December 10, 2021, 04:45:41 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/ujBPYWJ.png)
I believe the locals refer to this as "tat" but it is official, and horrendously overpriced.
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Post by: Sauce on December 10, 2021, 04:51:31 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/ujBPYWJ.png)
I believe the locals refer to this as "tat" but it is official, and horrendously overpriced. Great Joe, December 10, 2021, 04:45:41 pm
Needs a visit from this guy... (https://puu.sh/IvpZ9/907c61a1fc.jpg) Made in Thailand
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on December 11, 2021, 12:36:20 am
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on December 12, 2021, 09:33:24 pm
I've never lived in Orlando but it is my understanding that this guy is some kind of local trickster god
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on December 13, 2021, 09:00:15 am
For Jimmyfranks
Also obligatory warning that Mugen flashes lights all the time and tends to spoil various games so proceed with caution if you're looking for Mugen videos. There's a "Christmas Tree" character that does nothing but flash the screen a ton so just be careful if you try to seek this stuff out.
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on December 14, 2021, 02:02:23 am
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on December 15, 2021, 09:00:20 am
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on December 15, 2021, 09:07:15 am
Have a very Kaiju Christmas (https://64.media.tumblr.com/2b12c0e264fe4a3cf05f1b8163a3b028/tumblr_my4spognQg1qcqjsdo1_540.jpg) (https://64.media.tumblr.com/db4e3ed91d04b288fabbdec12daef7d3/tumblr_mycux2j8k11sfcjfjo1_640.jpg) (https://64.media.tumblr.com/91d242f9f86534db8ad5ddf9cfda3ddd/tumblr_mycux2j8k11sfcjfjo2_500.jpg)
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Post by: jim and the mammograms on December 15, 2021, 10:22:43 am
it wouldn't truly be critmit without me randomly thinking about this Victorian Santa doll my local historical house has that they always display hidden behind a door so it doesn't upset kids
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Post by: Mr. Hunky Academia on December 15, 2021, 03:40:07 pm
SANTA IS COMING
24 christmas-themed joke vignettes. A comedic take on the nordic tradition of the advent calendar, a daily Christmas-themed radio- or TV-show (mostly aimed at children) that airs daily from December 1st to Christmas eve. You can find it here. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnH4cjb6yUQ&list=PLJfdDTFFor_kkDaKhRXBw-JfCQJ8bmP2J)
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on December 15, 2021, 09:59:48 pm
You better watch out You better watch out You better waTCH OUT YOU BETTER WATCH OUT YOU BETTER WAAAAATCH OUTTTT
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on December 16, 2021, 02:06:48 am
Title: IT'S TIME FOR THE HOLIDAYS TO GET WACKY
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on December 16, 2021, 09:08:22 am
Some more ornaments. Good ones this time. (https://64.media.tumblr.com/cac9b438adf052881d9690cbc868adaf/dba260fa94c10094-20/s1280x1920/156a0f5f96005475d13dd6b794d8493949ff3f84.jpg) (https://64.media.tumblr.com/924045ea2decbeb421fcc784a4d3750f/dba260fa94c10094-29/s1280x1920/40d340a9bfc43673f1714d09a21db4ff6894a274.jpg) (https://64.media.tumblr.com/07d8bb27522d7a263c9eec0be1ac7fb4/dba260fa94c10094-f8/s1280x1920/630374ab5f85b1941c8b967e784f042ce2bf0f81.jpg) (https://64.media.tumblr.com/cdd6cfc2ff069c4c81bafe484ee772fe/dba260fa94c10094-a5/s1280x1920/9854c8a344c9e4bb8570366dad2d7c5a839f95e5.jpg) (https://64.media.tumblr.com/95da5d53c44a2e93cfd9faf24f96aa24/dba260fa94c10094-7d/s1280x1920/4c5a935190798188cf8308bc018c904f5449769e.jpg) (https://64.media.tumblr.com/25144e2b58daa1b8cd35916bd36d5f05/dba260fa94c10094-96/s1280x1920/9f1cedf845e38df5f0c47e4bb0c08305c43a939d.jpg)
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on December 17, 2021, 02:15:10 am
HOT DAD KNOWS THE REASON FOR THE SEASON
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on December 17, 2021, 12:26:41 pm
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Post by: thelizzerd on December 01, 2022, 03:17:25 pm
I keep debating if I want to buy some Christmas decor. I might end up waiting for clearance sales and have it for next year. I used to never be that type of person, but I think I just like the idea of decorating these days.
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on December 01, 2022, 03:35:14 pm
I keep debating if I want to buy some Christmas decor. I might end up waiting for clearance sales and have it for next year. I used to never be that type of person, but I think I just like the idea of decorating these days. thelizzerd, December 01, 2022, 03:17:25 pm
IF YOU DO THEN SHOW PICS (IF THAT IS A THING YOU ARE COMFORTABLE DOING)
Title: IT'S TIME FOR THE HOLIDAYS TO GET WACKY
Post by: thelizzerd on December 01, 2022, 05:09:25 pm
I keep debating if I want to buy some Christmas decor. I might end up waiting for clearance sales and have it for next year. I used to never be that type of person, but I think I just like the idea of decorating these days. thelizzerd, December 01, 2022, 03:17:25 pm
IF YOU DO THEN SHOW PICS (IF THAT IS A THING YOU ARE COMFORTABLE DOING) One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes, December 01, 2022, 03:35:14 pm
The pic I sent last year of the legos and little christmas tree are the only decor I have right now, but I will update with more pictures if I get more decor.
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Post by: LuckyNumbers on December 01, 2022, 09:32:02 pm
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Post by: LuckyNumbers on December 01, 2022, 09:33:20 pm
Fox Kids COOL YULE 1995
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on December 02, 2022, 08:12:49 am
Wasn't sure if I should put this in the cursed image thread or here.
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Post by: The Killer Dynamo on December 08, 2022, 01:09:03 pm
This song is objectively terrible, possibly the worst Rankin-Bass song I've ever heard, but I forgive it immediately because those little toy puppets are extremely cute.
Title: IT'S TIME FOR THE HOLIDAYS TO GET WACKY
Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on December 09, 2022, 10:01:27 am
C'MON TEAM WE CAN DO THIS, LET'S GET MORE BIZARRE STUFF IN HERE
(https://i.imgur.com/N0RNJy5.gif)
(https://i.imgur.com/reG79Iv.gif)
(https://i.imgur.com/4BNenEi.gif)
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on December 10, 2022, 03:50:08 pm
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on December 11, 2022, 06:54:23 pm
I would like to see the Venn diagram of who this was meant for
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on December 12, 2022, 06:06:19 am
WE'RE GETTIN' THERE!!!!
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on December 13, 2022, 04:13:20 pm
CHRISTMAS CARDS YOU SAY?!?!?!?
These were taken from this thread (https://twitter.com/laurynipsum/status/1471680617452429312), which you should definitely check out. Reposting but a few highlights since Twitter's in flux.
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on December 21, 2022, 07:54:18 am
MY ARM HAS BEEN ACHING FOR DAYS I DEMAND WACKY HOLIDAY POSTS FOR THEIR MEDICINAL PROPERTIES
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Post by: LuckyNumbers on December 21, 2022, 04:18:03 pm
"Love and Peace" by Sion Sono is a Christmas movie about a man, his turtle, a bunch of living toys that live in a sewer, rock and roll, and the power of friendship or something. I highly recommend it if you're looking for a weird Christmas watch.
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on December 22, 2022, 08:06:41 am
??????????????
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on December 22, 2022, 08:25:19 am
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Post by: xdaringdamselx on December 23, 2022, 01:43:37 am
(https://i.imgur.com/edM2uGQ.jpg) https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/album/homestuck-for-the-holidays-unofficial-album (https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/album/homestuck-for-the-holidays-unofficial-album) this is actually unironically one of my favorite Christmas albums, particularly Anthem of Rime, Land of Light and Cheer, and Carolmanthetine
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on December 23, 2022, 06:25:51 am
HAVE A KAIZOKU SENTAI GOUKAIGER CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE!!
The idea behind Goukaiger is that they're a sentai team who can transform into any ranger from any of the previous sentai series, a kind of celebration of the history of the genre. The show even features fun cameos by the actors who played rangers in the past. In this episode, the team battles a monster who can turn people into dolls and they're not about to let a bunch of space weirdos ruin Christmas! If you haven't seen any sentai since the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers, this is worth watching if only to see how they scaled up the budget to make everything exceptionally kickass.
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Post by: The Killer Dynamo on December 23, 2022, 11:06:11 pm
"Love and Peace" by Sion Sono is a Christmas movie about a man, his turtle, a bunch of living toys that live in a sewer, rock and roll, and the power of friendship or something. I highly recommend it if you're looking for a weird Christmas watch.
This looks INCREDIBLE. Do you know of any way to watch it in the US?
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on December 24, 2022, 04:23:25 pm
KID'S DAD ABANDONS HIM BECAUSE HE'S A BUSY... AIRLINE PILOT? OR MILITARY PILOT??? ANYWAY HE GETS ADOPTED BY A BUNCH OF TOYS AND THEY SAVE HIS DAD ON CHRISTMAS
(also I know what you're wondering and it's Cam Clarke)
OH RIGHT THIS CROWD LIKES CUTE KITTY CATS, RIGHT???
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Post by: thelizzerd on December 24, 2022, 06:21:44 pm
Did someone say cats?? (https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/445706652524609547/1056365908030918696/img_1_1671927646138.jpg)
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Post by: The Killer Dynamo on December 24, 2022, 11:24:58 pm
There's still time to fill out your wishlists for Christmas Skeletor!
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Post by: xdaringdamselx on December 25, 2022, 10:32:59 am
there was actually a whole Christmas album done by the 90s Sailor Moon anime voice actors, but this is my favorite, a cover of Wham's Last Christmas by Sailor Mars!
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on December 25, 2022, 02:00:41 pm
EMMET OTTER'S JUG BAND CHRISTMAS YAAAAYYYY
And of course, the outtakes
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on December 25, 2022, 06:17:33 pm
Welp, thanks again for looking at the stupid holiday thread. Hope you're all having a fine holiday and you're safe and happy!
(https://i.imgur.com/BcME2l0.jpg)
DEK HAL WIUTH BOWS AND HOOPY
(https://i.imgur.com/IzlcMcF.png)
FALALALALALALALALALLALLALLLFLFLFLF
(https://i.imgur.com/prJIrQC.jpg)
TIS SOOSOO TO JOLLLLL
(https://i.imgur.com/iYUodfF.jpg)
FFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(https://i.imgur.com/825ciyH.jpg)
WAERING MY GAY HAT
(https://i.imgur.com/PCDtrdz.png)
RARARARARARARARARAR RAR RAR RAR!
(https://i.imgur.com/3KQVjV0.jpg)
OLD SONG KIRSTMOS FA FA FA FA FA FA FAF A FA FA FAFA
FAAA LAAA FAAAAAAA!!!
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Post by: John Toast on December 25, 2022, 06:26:45 pm
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Post by: Great Joe on December 07, 2023, 05:58:25 pm
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on December 08, 2023, 10:32:47 am
(https://i.imgur.com/XqX0a9W.jpg)
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Post by: Tipsy Almond on December 08, 2023, 08:00:50 pm
Happy Holidays, fellow JPEGs
This is in fact a Christmas video.
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on December 09, 2023, 02:05:46 am
An oldie but a goodie: Slowed-Down Man-Chipmunks + Satan
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on December 10, 2023, 02:05:53 am
Need ideas for tree decorations? NO PROBLEM!
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on December 11, 2023, 05:52:36 am
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on December 12, 2023, 02:54:50 pm
"Xmas Marks the Spot", an episode of The Real Ghostbusters. In this episode, we find out that Ebenezer Scrooge was a real guy in the Ghostbusters universe.
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on December 13, 2023, 02:25:15 am
(https://i.imgur.com/bumSGzp.gif)
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Post by: xdaringdamselx on December 13, 2023, 03:48:48 am
it's my holiday tradition to watch lots of silly Hallmark Christmas romcoms, and while I was looking for a couple new ones this year, this also appeared in the search results
(https://i.imgur.com/k0461yD.png)
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Post by: vaMpiresoftWare on December 13, 2023, 11:07:18 pm
A song about Santa.
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on December 14, 2023, 12:57:08 pm
The Making of How The Grinch Stole Christmas, hosted by Phil Hartman
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Post by: Lumbermouth on December 14, 2023, 01:29:27 pm
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on December 15, 2023, 04:42:35 pm
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on December 17, 2023, 11:09:34 pm
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on December 18, 2023, 03:47:58 pm
We got a week to go, so here's some Saturday morning cartoons for you to watch in the meantime! We got Carmen San Diego, The Tick, Eek! the Cat, and more
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on December 19, 2023, 02:24:18 am
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Post by: Lumbermouth on December 19, 2023, 05:19:05 pm
My favorite holiday viewing: watching a third-rate regional Bozo have a nervous breakdown in front of a child with tuberculosis.
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on December 20, 2023, 02:38:49 am
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on December 21, 2023, 02:12:54 am
If you've never seen Sandra Lee's food disasters, here's a good introduction
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Post by: Adam Bozarth on December 21, 2023, 06:08:20 pm
y'all deserve to hear this song
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on December 21, 2023, 10:53:03 pm
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Post by: Lumbermouth on December 22, 2023, 08:59:22 am
Missed the day itself, but it's time to enjoy Australia's favorite Christmas song, a stone cold bummer with no chorus about spending Christmas in prison
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Post by: Great Joe on December 22, 2023, 11:22:03 am
Christmas Booty Bass
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Post by: vaMpiresoftWare on December 22, 2023, 11:59:56 am
There are Christmas albums that are low effort cash grabs and then there’s Christmas is 4 Ever from Bootsy Collins & Friends.
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Post by: Lumbermouth on December 22, 2023, 12:14:34 pm
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on December 24, 2023, 05:11:29 am
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Post by: 1234GO! on December 24, 2023, 10:05:50 am
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on December 25, 2023, 02:18:54 am
The Muppet Family Christmas, since as we know the Muppets are just naturally wacky. Thanks to everyone who looked at and/or participated in the thread! I hope it entertained you and got you through the season.
See ya next time! Now take it away--wait no, wrong song! WRONG SONG!
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on December 25, 2023, 07:31:56 am
(https://64.media.tumblr.com/40df0c2fbc8016fa8ac2447ad5142f13/tumblr_nzudcdnHDo1qigaa4o1_1280.jpg) (https://64.media.tumblr.com/e1e946a60ae4a44604cd23b88a1493a7/tumblr_nzudcdnHDo1qigaa4o2_1280.jpg) (https://64.media.tumblr.com/d8c2ff9a50391aa897cdb4b158a4c6dc/tumblr_nzudcdnHDo1qigaa4o3_1280.jpg) (https://64.media.tumblr.com/6ee62adc5d275a6bbf859dc9b9f2a6cd/tumblr_nzudcdnHDo1qigaa4o4_1280.jpg) (https://64.media.tumblr.com/c23a64e70da5cafd62687bae401d027f/tumblr_nzudcdnHDo1qigaa4o5_1280.jpg) (https://64.media.tumblr.com/9f032896def4b98fc7447e232d19d2c7/tumblr_nzudcdnHDo1qigaa4o6_1280.jpg) (https://64.media.tumblr.com/11c2294beca8a3811e3601e8e51eada2/tumblr_nzudcdnHDo1qigaa4o7_1280.jpg) (https://64.media.tumblr.com/8724221874237594e653746dbbe04275/tumblr_nzudcdnHDo1qigaa4o8_1280.jpg) It’s a sci-fi holiday in these Ed Emshwiller cover illustrations for Christmas issues of Galaxy clip, 1951 to 1960. Please note that Santa Claus appears in each one, always with four arms.
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on December 26, 2023, 05:25:03 am
One more for the road. Thanks Duke!
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on December 29, 2023, 07:49:37 am
Ho Ho Ho! Hope you all get some extra presents on New Year's Eve!
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on December 01, 2024, 03:50:08 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/zk7J0Oi.png)
LET THE WACKY BEGIN!!!!!!!!!!
(Note: I have something special planned but I hurt my back for 2 weeks so hopefully I will have it done in time to show you all!)
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Post by: Great Joe on December 01, 2024, 05:13:47 pm
Remember to un-mute.
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on December 02, 2024, 05:53:07 pm
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on December 03, 2024, 03:04:58 am
(https://i.imgur.com/UwGRhcF.jpeg)
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on December 04, 2024, 05:07:09 pm
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on December 05, 2024, 03:27:57 pm
So after a lot of literal pain, I can proudly present to you
HOLIDAY DRAGON!
Boots did the music, Toast on vocals
Originally this was going to be more elaborate, with way more animation and a fun website with activities and such, but then I stupidly hurt my stupid back and lost so much time that I couldn't make it happen. But hey, there's always next times year!
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Post by: thelizzerd on December 05, 2024, 03:54:59 pm
My work is doing a cubital decoration contest for the holidays. But I can't think of anyway to do it that would be silly enough without taking it seriously
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Post by: LuckyNumbers on December 05, 2024, 04:34:05 pm
So after a lot of literal pain, I can proudly present to you
HOLIDAY DRAGON!
Boots did the music, Toast on vocals
Originally this was going to be more elaborate, with way more animation and a fun website with activities and such, but then I stupidly hurt my stupid back and lost so much time that I couldn't make it happen. But hey, there's always next times year! One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes, December 05, 2024, 03:27:57 pm
dragonalog horror
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on December 06, 2024, 09:38:35 am
I wish I could be so petty as to shame my family live on TV, aided by three grimacing, retching and regurgitating co-hosts.
Also, this clip has genuinely been such an inspiration, going "it's okay, just pop to safeway, pick up a delicious cake, you don't have to make anything if you don't feel like it, it's fine".
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on December 10, 2024, 02:43:27 pm
I wish I could be so petty as to shame my family live on TV, aided by three grimacing, retching and regurgitating co-hosts.
Also, this clip has genuinely been such an inspiration, going "it's okay, just pop to safeway, pick up a delicious cake, you don't have to make anything if you don't feel like it, it's fine". Great Joe, December 10, 2024, 12:45:16 pm
Toast and I went into this clip blind and he kept pausing it just to stare in horror. The repeated assurance that there's no vinegar in the dip despite everyone swearing it tastes like it's full of vinegar fills me with some kind of existential dread.
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Post by: Great Joe on December 10, 2024, 02:52:32 pm
I wish I could be so petty as to shame my family live on TV, aided by three grimacing, retching and regurgitating co-hosts.
Also, this clip has genuinely been such an inspiration, going "it's okay, just pop to safeway, pick up a delicious cake, you don't have to make anything if you don't feel like it, it's fine". Great Joe, December 10, 2024, 12:45:16 pm
Toast and I went into this clip blind and he kept pausing it just to stare in horror. The repeated assurance that there's no vinegar in the dip despite everyone swearing it tastes like it's full of vinegar fills me with some kind of existential dread. One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes, December 10, 2024, 02:43:27 pm
All I know is, I'm getting pre-made cookie dough at the store, I'm using it to bake delicious cookies, and I'm feeling good about the level of energy I'm putting into the holidays. Instead of spitefully making orange vinegar.
Oh, and to keep on topic:
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Post by: Lumbermouth on December 10, 2024, 04:58:21 pm
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on December 11, 2024, 02:20:18 am
The Christmas episode of the New Kids on the Block cartoon. Featuring voice actors you might recognize! No plot! Bad animation! And some of the dumbest screen transitions and composite shots in a Saturday morning cartoon!
Seriously this thing can't go two seconds without throwing flashing candy canes or concert footage at you. I guess they needed to distract the audience from the absolute nothing that's happening in the show.
BONUS:
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Post by: thelizzerd on December 12, 2024, 09:49:31 am
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on December 12, 2024, 04:47:28 pm
A bunch of tiny holiday shorts by Bill Plympton, based on cards he drew for his family. Not nearly as out there as the stuff he's best known for, but he does manage to put funny runnin' legs on things, and I'm all for that.
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on December 12, 2024, 06:28:30 pm
Its a YouTube* short rather than a video so it won't embed
Link (https://youtube.com/shorts/EiAgRhWEOM0?si=EAZQu5e1QWcqsG9Q)
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on December 13, 2024, 10:19:30 am
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on December 14, 2024, 04:39:58 pm
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Post by: vaMpiresoftWare on December 14, 2024, 06:13:50 pm
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Post by: Lumbermouth on December 14, 2024, 07:46:07 pm
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on December 15, 2024, 02:23:08 am
Got deleted from Youtube last time but IT'S BACK, BABY
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Post by: Hux on December 15, 2024, 08:07:39 am
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on December 16, 2024, 04:51:13 am
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Post by: Lumbermouth on December 16, 2024, 06:32:24 pm
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on December 17, 2024, 12:15:24 am
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on December 18, 2024, 03:56:01 pm
A Filmation holiday compilation? SURE I GUESS???
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on December 19, 2024, 04:01:09 am
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Post by: Lumbermouth on December 19, 2024, 10:05:57 am
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on December 20, 2024, 05:19:59 am
Finally, an official upload of the first Simpsons episode to ever air. It's uhh... zoomed in just to make it widescreen, which is dumb! But at least it won't get taken down.
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on December 21, 2024, 03:08:43 pm
Me rushing to get the last of my work done and mailing out the last of my cards before the holidays
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on December 22, 2024, 02:32:58 am
David Letterman doing increasingly unhinged bits about egg nog, a cherished holiday tradition!
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on December 23, 2024, 10:57:09 am
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Post by: thelizzerd on December 23, 2024, 11:15:31 am
One of my favorite Christmas songs.
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on December 24, 2024, 01:08:14 am
After a seven-year hiatus, the Team Fortress 2 comic finally came to a conclusion. It's still as funny and bizarre as it ever was! So in honor of that, here's a link to the holiday one-off, A Smissmas Story (https://www.teamfortress.com/asmissmasstory/?p=1).
And if that's not cartoonishly violent enough for you, here's this:
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Post by: vaMpiresoftWare on December 24, 2024, 03:32:58 pm
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Post by: Dyna Moe on December 24, 2024, 11:27:28 pm
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on December 25, 2024, 01:33:52 am
Pee-Wee's Playhouse Christmas Special, pretty much the definition of WACKY!
Thanks once again for everyone who watched, posted, or otherwise enjoyed the thread. Let's all work together to harvest even more madness for next year!
In the meantime, here's a holiday remix of Hai Yorokonde, the song about feeling obligated to do favors for anyone who asks. It's a catchy little earworm even if you don't know the context:
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Post by: Great Joe on December 25, 2024, 05:19:30 am