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Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Lemon on January 06, 2017, 09:13:36 am
(http://jerking.online/img/og-image.png) (http://jerking.online/)
Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Yavuz on January 06, 2017, 12:07:21 pm
Can we suggest new titles? Because I'd suggest "Robin Hood: Prince of Queefs".
Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Boots Raingear on January 06, 2017, 12:09:30 pm
Can we suggest new titles? Because I'd suggest "Robin Hood: Prince of Queefs".
Yavuz Sultan Selim, January 06, 2017, 12:07:21 pm

Meant to reply, not bulb. Should be "Throbbin' Hood"
Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Lemon on January 06, 2017, 12:12:53 pm
Can we suggest new titles?
Boots Raingear, January 06, 2017, 12:09:30 pm

Yeah (https://github.com/AhoyLemon/jerking.online#readme).

Should be "Throbbin' Hood"
Boots Raingear, January 06, 2017, 12:09:30 pm

I was about to post a reply saying I'm changing his name to Rubbin' Hood, but ballp.it informed me you already posted a better one.
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Post by: Ambious on January 06, 2017, 12:19:26 pm
The interactive logo is brilliant
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Post by: Fanzay on January 07, 2017, 05:23:11 am
I love everything about this
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Post by: Victor Laszlo on January 07, 2017, 11:05:54 am
My favorite has always been 'Pulp Friction'.

I should be more useful at this, I worked in a movie theatre for three years and we had porn titles for nearly every movie we showed.  But that was 20 years ago.
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Post by: Patterns on January 07, 2017, 12:57:40 pm
Harry Potter and the Sorcerers' Bone
Requiem for a Cream
Black Cock Down
Up (and down and up and down and)
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Sweet/Street/Neat Dicks
Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: A Meat on January 07, 2017, 01:18:57 pm
Pirates of the Tribadism series:
Pirates of the Tribadism: The Curse of the Black Pussy (honestly, The Curse of the Black Pearl might just be fine)
Pirates of the Tribadism: Dead Woman's Chest
Pirates of the Tribadism: Orgy At World's End
Pirates of the Tribadism: On Stranger Tits
and coming this year:
Pirates of the Tribadism: Jesus Christ, they're making another one? (I don't have an idea for this, and also, they're making another one?)

Not sure if it should be Pirates of the Tribadism or Pirates of the Tribbing, but you can decide for yourself, I've already wasted enough time thinking about this
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Post by: BARK RANGER on January 07, 2017, 02:46:56 pm
That's inappropriate. Go wash your keyboard/phone in ammonia and think about what you did.

NSFW content. Click to show.
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Post by: Lemon on January 07, 2017, 02:57:14 pm
I'm adding several of these, thanks. Keep 'em coming.

BTW, I have entries for the entire Harry Potter series in the database,
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Post by: A Meat on January 07, 2017, 03:54:25 pm
My favorite James Bondage movie has always been 'You Only Jizz Twice', but really the whole series is too close to being regular porn titles.

also, the Criterion boxset:
Lord of the Dicks: Fellowship of the Dicks
Lord of the Dicks: The Two Towers
Lord of the Dicks: Return of the Twink
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Post by: Runic on January 07, 2017, 04:51:52 pm
Obviously it has to be Lord of the Dicks: Return of the Queen.
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Post by: A Meat on January 07, 2017, 05:15:45 pm
Obviously it has to be Lord of the Dicks: Return of the Queen.
Runic, January 07, 2017, 04:51:52 pm
not if it's gay porn motherfucker
Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Lemon on January 07, 2017, 10:53:35 pm
Current count: 185 titles.

Adjusted the system so it won't add a new title if you've seen it in the last two weeks.
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Post by: Patterns on January 07, 2017, 10:59:57 pm
This whole thing is good and great
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Post by: Malten on January 08, 2017, 06:22:47 am
Surely it would be Lord of the Cockrings.
Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Lemon on January 08, 2017, 09:08:34 am
Surely it would be Lord of the Cockrings.
Tose, January 08, 2017, 06:22:47 am

Agreed.

Because "Lord of the Cockrings: The Fellowship of the Cockring" has an inherent pleasure to it.
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Post by: Lemon on January 08, 2017, 11:14:30 am
So far...

javascript
// Coen Brothers
  "Glazing Arizona",
  "The Ladydrillers",
  "No Cunt Free For Old Men",
  "Actually Inside Llewyn Davis",
  "The Cocksucker Proxy"
Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Patterns on January 08, 2017, 11:18:18 am
So far...

javascript
// Coen Brothers
  "Glazing Arizona",
  "The Ladydrillers",
  "No Cunt Free For Old Men",
  "Actually Inside Llewyn Davis",
  "The Cocksucker Proxy"
Lemon, January 08, 2017, 11:14:30 am

Nail Caesar!
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Post by: AgentCoop on January 08, 2017, 01:58:51 pm
So far...

javascript
// Coen Brothers
  "Glazing Arizona",
  "The Ladydrillers",
  "No Cunt Free For Old Men",
  "Actually Inside Llewyn Davis",
  "The Cocksucker Proxy"
Lemon, January 08, 2017, 11:14:30 am
Fillers Crossing
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Post by: Yavuz on January 08, 2017, 03:55:34 pm
So far...

javascript
// Coen Brothers
  "Glazing Arizona",
  "The Ladydrillers",
  "No Cunt Free For Old Men",
  "Actually Inside Llewyn Davis",
  "The Cocksucker Proxy"
Lemon, January 08, 2017, 11:14:30 am

Cum Simple
Burn After Breeding
Barton Fuck
(and a title coming out this year: Suburbicock)

ETA:
Surely it would be Lord of the Cockrings.
Tose, January 08, 2017, 06:22:47 am

Lord of the Cockrings is the name of an actual LOTR porn parody. I don't know if they made the full trilogy, but they did make at least the first one.
Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Patterns on January 08, 2017, 04:15:33 pm
A Terrence Malick-directed forced urination magazine called The Pee of Strife
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Post by: Goose Goose Honk At Me Now on January 08, 2017, 04:26:12 pm
Lord of the Cockrings is the name of an actual LOTR porn parody. I don't know if they made the full trilogy, but they did make at least the first one.
Yavuz Sultan Selim, January 08, 2017, 03:55:34 pm

There's a Lord of the G-Strings, in which hobbits are also referred to as "bothlings" (because get it) and the wizard is named Smirnoff the White. You're welcome.

(Cleavagefield is also real and tried to suck my dick terrible.)
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Post by: eldritchhat on January 08, 2017, 05:43:39 pm
Lord of the Cockrings is the name of an actual LOTR porn parody. I don't know if they made the full trilogy, but they did make at least the first one.
Yavuz Sultan Selim, January 08, 2017, 03:55:34 pm

There's a Lord of the G-Strings, in which hobbits are also referred to as "bothlings" (because get it) and the wizard is named Smirnoff the White. You're welcome.

(Cleavagefield is also real and tried to suck my dick terrible.)
Goose Goose Honk At Me Now, January 08, 2017, 04:26:12 pm

It should clearly be Lord of the STOGrings
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Post by: Nikaer Drekin on January 08, 2017, 06:36:40 pm
So far...

javascript
// Coen Brothers
  "Glazing Arizona",
  "The Ladydrillers",
  "No Cunt Free For Old Men",
  "Actually Inside Llewyn Davis",
  "The Cocksucker Proxy"
Lemon, January 08, 2017, 11:14:30 am

"The Man Who Was In There"
"True Clit"
Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Bodark on January 08, 2017, 07:00:20 pm
I can't believe no one's suggested Whores of the Rings.
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Post by: Victor Laszlo on January 08, 2017, 10:23:33 pm
Pulp Friction
Fill Bill vol 1
Fill Bill vol 2
In Glory Hole Basterds
Assfull Eight

Natural Porn Killers
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Post by: Nikaer Drekin on January 08, 2017, 11:01:33 pm
Pulp Friction
Fill Bill vol 1
Fill Bill vol 2
In Glory Hole Basterds
Assfull Eight

Natural Porn Killers
Victor Laszlo, January 08, 2017, 10:23:33 pm

JACKie Brown
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Post by: Yavuz on January 08, 2017, 11:11:49 pm
What about comic book movie names? It's been hard for me, because several of them are kind of already their own porn parody titles. Man of Steel is particularly egregious. I saw that The Fantastic Foursome is already on the list. Maybe Fantastic Foursome: Rise of the Silver Sucker? X-Men: First Ass? Deadpoon? Lick-Ass?
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Post by: Victor Laszlo on January 09, 2017, 08:47:51 am
Pulp Friction
Fill Bill vol 1
Fill Bill vol 2
In Glory Hole Basterds
Assfull Eight

Natural Porn Killers
Victor Laszlo, January 08, 2017, 10:23:33 pm

JACKie Brown
Nikaer Drekin, January 08, 2017, 11:01:33 pm

Nah.  That one was tough.  Jack-off Brown?  About interracial handjobs?
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Post by: Fanzay on January 09, 2017, 10:49:07 am
Pacific Rimjob
Charlie Wilson's Wank
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Post by: Goose Goose Honk At Me Now on January 09, 2017, 11:22:59 am
Red Dong

avenge meeeeee
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Post by: Bunnybread on January 09, 2017, 11:30:03 am
Oh God...  Parody Titles.  I have a real problem with this as some of you know.

Let's start with Westerns:

Wyatt Slurp

True Tit

Django Uncut



Some action blockCockbusters:

Mad Minge: Fury Chode

Captain Americunt: Civil Whore

XXX-Men: Burst Ass
(First Class)



Animated Features:

Winnie the Pooh-say and Titty Too!

Fuck-It Ralph

(Railin' Her) Inside Out

RataTushie

Fucking Nemo

Adult Toy Story

Filling Dory

Sugar WALLs-E

Monster Cocks, Inc.




And I tried to stick with critically acclaimed stuff here:

Eternal Cumstain of the Spotless Mind

(Puttin' it in) Sideways

127 Showers

Black Swan-schenstucker

Insemination
Inception

Slapped Poophole  Apt Pupil 

Niplash

 Waiting for BuffMen   

Night BallHer
   Nightcrawler

The Spurt Locker

sEx Machina

the Cumjuring

Cloud SlaptAss

The Wolf of Ball Street

The Fornication Game

Requiem for a Dong

There Will Be Cum

Pan's Labia-rinth



I hope I can stop but... no promises.
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Post by: A Meat on January 09, 2017, 11:47:46 am
X-Men: First Class really should be XXX-Men: First Class Ass

I like baseball movies:
monster cock in the Outfield
The Nookie
Field of Wet Dreams
Moneyshot
edit: it's tough to do porn parodies when you can't do anal
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Post by: Fanzay on January 09, 2017, 12:16:23 pm
Adam Sandler porn parody titles:

The Watersports Boy
Ridiculous Sex
Horny Gilmore
Jack and Jizz

Some of his movies already sound like parody porn titles.
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Post by: Bunnybread on January 09, 2017, 12:47:48 pm
I forgot a few from the Critically Acclaimed section:

Whorehouse Rwanda

Zero Dark Titties




And here's some oldies:

GashDance

The Whole Nine Inches

Under The Cherry Poon

Beverly Hills Cock

St. Elmo's Burning Sensation

Coming on America

An American Werewolf in Laura

Blade Hummer

The Last StarFucker

Little Shop of Whores

Queen of the Dental Damned



This last one is an oldie, plus I think it was up for an Oscar so it gets two titles.

Kneel and Deliver    OR    Stand and Deflower
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Post by: Goose Goose Honk At Me Now on January 09, 2017, 01:26:31 pm
Black Swan-schenstucker
Stollenbread, January 09, 2017, 11:30:03 am
That's just the Madeleine Kahn segments of Blazing Saddles and you know it.
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Post by: Fanzay on January 09, 2017, 01:32:18 pm
I forgot a few from the Critically Acclaimed section:

Whorehouse Rwanda

Zero Dark Titties




And here's some oldies:

GashDance

The Whole Nine Inches

Under The Cherry Poon

Beverly Hills Cock

St. Elmo's Burning Sensation

Coming on America

An American Werewolf in Laura

Blade Hummer

The Last StarFucker

Little Shop of Whores

Queen of the Dental Damned



This last one is an oldie, plus I think it was up for an Oscar so it gets two titles.

Kneel and Deliver    OR    Stand and Deflower
Stollenbread, January 09, 2017, 12:47:48 pm

Stand and Deflower is the best one
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Post by: Fanzay on January 09, 2017, 01:35:42 pm
Excuse me mr. Bread, but you had Hurt Locker and you didn't go for Squirt Locker? C'mon son.
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Post by: Patterns on January 09, 2017, 02:25:42 pm
Excuse me mr. Bread, but you had Hurt Locker and you didn't go for Squirt Locker? C'mon son.
Fanzay, January 09, 2017, 01:35:42 pm

Squirt Docker
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Post by: Bunnybread on January 09, 2017, 05:52:24 pm
Excuse me mr. Bread, but you had Hurt Locker and you didn't go for Squirt Locker? C'mon son.
Fanzay, January 09, 2017, 01:35:42 pm

Yeah, that really changes it up.  Completely saved my ass, there.

Anyways here's Breast in Show as another Christopher Guest parody.  I eagerly await your comment about how it should've been Chest in Show, duh!!



And now for some sports flicks because I cannot goddamn stop.

SlapTwat

Remember the Tight Ass

Splooshers

Million Dollar Booby

Hoop Reams

Black Booty

The Mighty Dicks

The Endless Hummer

Brian's Schlong

Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: GirlKisser420 on January 09, 2017, 06:42:48 pm
Dirty Sex Chambers of Shaolin
Nip Man
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Post by: Bunnybread on January 09, 2017, 06:43:05 pm
Comic Book Shit:

Captain A Merkin: The Fist Assvenger

Fapn America: The Winter Boner

The Incredible Hump

Ass-Man

Just-Tits League




One more for the Oscar crowd and then I really need to stop

The Girl With the Pearl Necklace





and maybe...


Clits a Wonderful Life
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Post by: eldritchhat on January 09, 2017, 06:52:07 pm
The complete Criterryon release of the work of David "Anus" Pinch:

EraserHEAD: Put Those Cheeks to Work

Lost Biway

Mywholeass Drive

Poo Velvet

In-lass Empire

Cumland

The Horniest Dog in the World

Fire Cock with Me

This Ain't a Straight Story XXX

Twins Peaking

On Her Hair

Defiled at Heart


Bonus:

The 'Elephant' Man
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Post by: Bunnybread on January 09, 2017, 08:15:15 pm
Halloween:

It's The Great Blumpkin, Charlie BrownEye!

Trick r' Skeet

A n al Family Values

I Shit on Your Grave

The BobbinDick

Children of the Porn

Vd/H/S
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Post by: Patterns on January 10, 2017, 07:10:08 pm
A Terrence Malick-directed forced urination magazine called The Pee of Strife
Patterns, January 08, 2017, 04:15:33 pm
Starring Donald Trump.
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Post by: LancashireMcGee on January 11, 2017, 11:08:46 am
Dirty Sex Chambers of Shaolin
GirlKisser420, January 09, 2017, 06:42:48 pm

I think it might be a little obvious, but I'm really tickled by The 69 Chambers of Shaolin.
Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Victor Laszlo on January 11, 2017, 02:04:43 pm
Victor Lesbo
Poor Ass
Bunnyhead
A Titty's Feelies
Wank Fest
Jack the Chick
Jimmyfucks
CumTwatXop
Assierocolotl
Nutload Glug-glug
Lemon
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Post by: Achilles' Heelies on January 11, 2017, 03:01:57 pm
Victor Lesbo
Poor Ass
Bunnyhead
A Titty's Feelies
Wank Fest
Jack the Chick
Jimmyfucks
CumTwatXop
Assierocolotl
Nutload Glug-glug
Lemon
Victor Laszlo, January 11, 2017, 02:04:43 pm
Thanks Victor, that's way better.
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Post by: Boots Raingear on January 11, 2017, 09:26:34 pm
Victor Lesbo
Poor Ass
Bunnyhead
A Titty's Feelies
Wank Fest
Jack the Chick
Jimmyfucks
CumTwatXop
Assierocolotl
Nutload Glug-glug
Lemon
Victor Laszlo, January 11, 2017, 02:04:43 pm

I feel like you're missing a really easy one here.
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Post by: SirSlarty on January 11, 2017, 11:41:08 pm
Victor Lesbo
Poor Ass
Bunnyhead
A Titty's Feelies
Wank Fest
Jack the Chick
Jimmyfucks
CumTwatXop
Assierocolotl
Nutload Glug-glug
Lemon
Victor Laszlo, January 11, 2017, 02:04:43 pm

I feel like you're missing a really easy one here.
Boots Raingear, January 11, 2017, 09:26:34 pm

Boobs Paingear
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Post by: A Meat on January 12, 2017, 02:21:24 am
Victor Lesbo
Poor Ass
Bunnyhead
A Titty's Feelies
Wank Fest
Jack the Chick
Jimmyfucks
CumTwatXop
Assierocolotl
Nutload Glug-glug
Lemon
Victor Laszlo, January 11, 2017, 02:04:43 pm

I feel like you're missing a really easy one here.
Boots Raingear, January 11, 2017, 09:26:34 pm

Boobs Paingear
sirslarty, January 11, 2017, 11:41:08 pm
SHAG
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on January 12, 2017, 03:45:53 am
Rule 34 chambers of shaolin
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Post by: Victor Laszlo on January 12, 2017, 08:32:20 am
Victor Lesbo
Poor Ass
Bunnyhead
A Titty's Feelies
Wank Fest
Jack the Chick
Jimmyfucks
CumTwatXop
Assierocolotl
Nutload Glug-glug
Lemon
Victor Laszlo, January 11, 2017, 02:04:43 pm

I feel like you're missing a really easy one here.
Boots Raingear, January 11, 2017, 09:26:34 pm

You're right.  I came to Stog, couldn't think of one, skipped to Boots Raingear but for some reason fixated on Raingear, got nowhere and gave up.
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Post by: SirSlarty on January 12, 2017, 08:37:44 am
Pants Check: The Motion Sphincter
Pants Check II: The Shag of Mom
Pants Check III: The Search for Cock
Pants Check IV: The Voyage To My Hole
Pants Check V: The Vaginal Frontier
Pants Check VI: The One Dick Covered Cuntry
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Post by: Achilles' Heelies on January 12, 2017, 08:58:20 am
Victor Lesbo
Poor Ass
Bunnyhead
A Titty's Feelies
Wank Fest
Jack the Chick
Jimmyfucks
CumTwatXop
Assierocolotl
Nutload Glug-glug
Lemon
Victor Laszlo, January 11, 2017, 02:04:43 pm

I feel like you're missing a really easy one here.
Boots Raingear, January 11, 2017, 09:26:34 pm

Boobs Paingear
sirslarty, January 11, 2017, 11:41:08 pm
SHAG
A Meat, January 12, 2017, 02:21:24 am

Pissfuckhan
John Spitroast
Tribby Get-on-me

And maybe a little too obvious:
Humpgrrl
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Post by: Bunnybread on January 12, 2017, 09:16:04 am
I was thinking DixFullHand and PumpGrrl. 

Have we done Adam BonesHard?

Jizzy Spanks?


Edit:  I see JimmyFucks now.  Direct and to the point. 
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Post by: Bunnybread on January 12, 2017, 09:34:05 am
I also wanted to thank you, LiktHer AssLow, for your contributions to the movie Casaboinka.








I know Assablanca is better.  It also really exists so, y'know, damn.
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Post by: Victor Laszlo on January 12, 2017, 10:07:56 am
humpgrrl
humpgrrl 2: rumpgrrls
humpgrrl 3: plumpgrrls
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Post by: dijon du jour on January 12, 2017, 10:20:52 am
Cock, It's Your Decision
Turmoil in the Sextoy Box
God Got Head
Cock Hammeron's Saving Clitmas
If Footjobs Tire You, What Will Whores Do?

(Okay, one of those was a book but it did have a TV special based on it)

Virtuoclitty
The Extender
Quantum Queef
Muffy the Vampire Playa'
Tequila and Boners
Good Teats
Moans
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Post by: Bunnybread on January 12, 2017, 11:32:51 am
I've shared a few of these with Lemon already but everyone should experience my mental illness.  Apologies if some have already been covered.  I'm finding it pretty difficult to keep track.

Cop/Crime Movies

Reservoir Dongs
Stay Hard
Beverly Hills Clop
21 Pumps *SKEET*
Spermico
Blade Sounder
The Spewgitive
End of Crotch
Inside a Man
Day of the Jackoff


Work/Office Stuff

Orifice Space
9" x 5"
Twerking Girl
How to Get Some Head in Advertising
Thank You For Stroking


90s

Banging John Malkovich
Frot Club
Seven Years in to Beth
Glazed and Confused
Four Weddings and a Fuckfest
Dances with Wombs
Never Been Kissed...  There, Before
The SixtyNinth Sense


00s

I Heart Cuckin' Bees
GladHeAteHer
Lapdancer in the Dark
The Constant Groper


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Post by: SirSlarty on January 12, 2017, 05:51:15 pm
Snatch-22
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Post by: Bodark on January 12, 2017, 06:05:28 pm
Hoe-dark
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Post by: Bunnybread on January 13, 2017, 01:44:33 pm
OK, we're going to television shows in today's edition of "Damn, Bunny!  What is Wrong With You?!"
Again, sorry if I'm repeating any previously covered ground.

80s TV

The Wanker Years
Consistent Strokes
Agatha Pisstie's:  Poirno
Poony Toons
Magnum X.L.
Moonlicking
Growing Stains
Who's the Bottom?
Perfect Strange
The Fucks of Life
Silver Spooge



90s TV

Shaved by the Balls
Fresh Piss of Bell End
Boy Meets Load
Dawson's Crack
Are You Afraid of the Dick?
Family Splatters
Darkwang Cuck
Everybody Loves Cumming on Raymond
NYPD Blue Balls
That 70s Ho
Married... With an Understanding
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Post by: Bodark on January 13, 2017, 05:39:09 pm
Who Fucked Roger Rabbit?
Snow White and the Seven Dongs
Breaking Chad
Magic Dyke XXL
Cock-odile Done Me
Titandick
Agent Cody Spanks






Aliens: Colonial Whorines
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on January 13, 2017, 05:56:50 pm
Urethral Weapon
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Post by: AgentCoop on January 13, 2017, 06:39:28 pm
We books now,

A Hard Man Is Good To Find
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Post by: Lemon on January 13, 2017, 07:05:29 pm
update after a chat with Bunnybread, I'm working on an additional feature for this thing where you can get additional details for some of the movies, the first stage of which would be a star of the movie.

Here are some early entries

• Tilda Sweatin'
• Jane Fondle
• Jake Fillin Y'all
• Giovanni Ribbedisi
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Post by: AgentCoop on January 13, 2017, 07:24:27 pm
Woody Harrelson
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Post by: Ragnarok Boobies on January 13, 2017, 07:32:51 pm
Ghost Nutbusters
Naked Cum 12 and Half Inches
Judge Headd
The Chronicles of BigDick
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Post by: Gyro on January 13, 2017, 08:44:56 pm
My favorite James Bondage movie has always been 'You Only Jizz Twice', but really the whole series is too close to being regular porn titles.
A Meat, January 07, 2017, 03:54:25 pm

You don't even have to change anything about "Octopussy."
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Post by: SirSlarty on January 14, 2017, 12:22:46 am
My favorite James Bondage movie has always been 'You Only Jizz Twice', but really the whole series is too close to being regular porn titles.
A Meat, January 07, 2017, 03:54:25 pm

Dammit, now I need to do the films in order from memory.

Dr. O. Yes
Cum Gushing With Love
Got Fingered
Wonder Balls
You Boned Me, Did Twice
On Her Majesty's Exposed Cervix
Those Mounds Are Forever
Give And Get Pie
The Man With The Golden Cock
The Spy Who... Ah Fuck It They Have Sex
Poonraker
For Your Dick Only (Everyone Can Watch Though)
Octopussy... Novempussy... Decapussy... Whatapussy!
Better Say Never Again (That Was the Worst)
The Giving Gaylights
License To Fuck
Golden Rod
Tomorrow Get Your Wives
Your World Is Not Enough (Do You have A Sister)
Cum Another Day
The latest Bond movies aren't as cheesy so I've omitted them (because I'm lazy).

Starring:

Roger Moore (his name was always funny to me. "Roger" is British slang for sex)
Pierce Brosnan (pierce as in "penetration", get it?!)
Uh
Um
Sean Cummery?
Maybe Timothy Dickton?
George Lazerpee?!
Who are these people?
Oh and Daniel Craig, I guess.
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Post by: dijon du jour on January 14, 2017, 12:53:06 am
Pierce Brosnan (pierce as in "penetration", get it?!)
sirslarty, January 14, 2017, 12:22:46 am

Pierce Bros, Nan: my favorite entry in the Peggin' Grannies subgenre.
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Post by: Yavuz on January 14, 2017, 12:56:09 am
My favorite James Bondage movie has always been 'You Only Jizz Twice', but really the whole series is too close to being regular porn titles.
A Meat, January 07, 2017, 03:54:25 pm

The latest Bond movies aren't as cheesy so I've omitted them (because I'm lazy).
sirslarty, January 14, 2017, 12:22:46 am

Quantum of Sweet Ass?
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Post by: Lemon on January 14, 2017, 01:19:16 pm
Roger Moore (his name was always funny to me. "Roger" is British slang for sex)
sirslarty, January 14, 2017, 12:22:46 am

I think you mean Rogerin' More.

Also the Octopussy one was lovely. Last night Jimmyfranks pitched "Fantastic Breasts And Where To Fuck Them" and the list is up to 247 titles.
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Post by: Trav on January 15, 2017, 02:52:31 pm
Oh man, I love going back and watching all my favorite childhood cartoons!

Bestiality Wars
Sailor Poon
Dragon Dildo Z
Super Friends with Benefits
Batman: The monster cock Adventures
The Big Orgasm
Mobile Suit Gundam 0069: Pool in the Pocket
Mobile Fingering Z Gundam
Samurai Jack-Off
Gee, I Blow
Gigantor Dongs
Cyborg 69
Just Ass League
The Buttman
One Piece of Ass
Yu-Gi-Oh-God-Yes!!
The Prince Albert of Tennis
Snatch Bell!
IGPX: Immoral Grand Pee
Blue Bad Dragon
Headman Wonderland
Ghost in the Shell: Stand and Deliver Complez
Ghost in the Shell: S.U.C.C. 2nd Gig
Cowboy Bimbo
Eureka Takes on Seven
Fully Erect Alchemist
In-You-Yasha
Sperm Eater
Fuck-y Cooly
Attack on Tit-An' More
Jojo's Bizarre Sexual Adventure
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Post by: Yavuz on January 15, 2017, 03:41:45 pm
Oh man, I love going back and watching all my favorite childhood cartoons!

Bestiality Wars
Sailor Poon
Dragon Dildo Z
Super Friends with Benefits
Batman: The monster cock Adventures
The Big Orgasm
Mobile Suit Gundam 0069: Pool in the Pocket
Mobile Fingering Z Gundam
Samurai Jack-Off
Gee, I Blow
Gigantor Dongs
Cyborg 69
Just Ass League
The Buttman
One Piece of Ass
Yu-Gi-Oh-God-Yes!!
The Prince Albert of Tennis
Snatch Bell!
IGPX: Immoral Grand Pee
Blue Bad Dragon
Headman Wonderland
Ghost in the Shell: Stand and Deliver Complez
Ghost in the Shell: S.U.C.C. 2nd Gig
Cowboy Bimbo
Eureka Takes on Seven
Fully Erect Alchemist
In-You-Yasha
Sperm Eater
Fuck-y Cooly
Attack on Tit-An' More
Jojo's Bizarre Sexual Adventure
Trav, January 15, 2017, 02:52:31 pm

Buttman's Behind
Young Just-ass
Have At Her: The Last Gangbanger
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Post by: Chaymie on January 17, 2017, 09:18:45 pm
FIVE DYKES AT FREDDY'S
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Post by: Vinny Possum on January 18, 2017, 06:09:24 pm
I keep reading this title as "Fake Porn Titties Make Me Giggle"

And it makes me giggle
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Post by: Breakfast on January 21, 2017, 12:13:22 am
Plays and Musicals:
The Iceman Cummeth
Slamilton
'Bating for Godot
The Pound of Music
Diddler on the Roof
Little Shop of Whores
Cock of Ages
Spermalot
1769
Equus (but instead of a horse, it's a girl in a horse costume)
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Post by: KingKalamari on January 21, 2017, 01:20:43 pm
Onan the Masturbating Barbarian.
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Post by: Chaymie on January 21, 2017, 03:03:14 pm
Rimjobs of a Geisha

Gays of Heaven

Tetsuo: The Boner Man
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Post by: A Meat on January 23, 2017, 11:14:53 am
Phallus Bueller's Jerk Off
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Post by: Nikaer Drekin on January 23, 2017, 04:01:34 pm
Plays and Musicals:
The Iceman Cummeth
Slamilton
'Bating for Godot
The Pound of Music
Diddler on the Roof
Little Shop of Whores
Cock of Ages
Spermalot
1769
Equus (but instead of a horse, it's a girl in a horse costume)
Bradypus Rex, January 21, 2017, 12:13:22 am

A Sex Doll's House
A Bang Bus Named Desire
The Ass Menagerie
Frigmalion
The Caucasian Cock Circle
The Threepussy Opera
Urinetown
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Post by: AgentCoop on January 23, 2017, 04:05:09 pm
Rebel without a poz
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Post by: Nikaer Drekin on January 23, 2017, 04:53:41 pm
I'd just like to express my appreciation for one of the titles that's already on the website- "Jiz and the Diaphragms" is fucking inspired
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Post by: Bunnybread on January 24, 2017, 02:41:32 pm
Sigh....  I tried to walk away but, the illness.  It won't let me. 
Today we'll be doing some music acts/groups


2000s
Soulja Boy Felch'em
Rub The Jewels
The Gooch Mob
Nail'er Swift
The StillinHer Escape Plan
AsstoDong
the White Splotches
Boink 182
Balls Out Boy
VD on the Radio
NPYNC
Cum 41


90s
Snatchbox Plenty
Smell Biv, DaHoe
Boyz N2 Men
The Vulve Pipe
2 Unlimited 1 Cup
Poundgarden
Red Hot Chubby Peckers
Jimmy Eats Will
Ice Pube
Aphex Twink
Nipplez With Attitude
Megadepth


80s
The Bobbing Heads
Hüsky Düdes
Whitney JuicedOn
Sow n' Oates
Dire Gays
Urethrathmics
Frötley Göo

70s/Oldies
Deep in the Purple
The Clap
Steely Dong
Blue Oyster Cunt
Jethro Tug
Pryx
The Traveling Willboners
Johnny Rash
Pelvis PressMe




Oh and this barely qualifies as a proper parody title but whatever.

P!!nk  St!nk
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Post by: Because Fucking a Decapitated Sherman Tank Would Be Creepy on February 01, 2017, 03:46:17 am
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spycam
The Spy who Fucked in the Cold
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Post by: montrith on February 01, 2017, 04:34:24 am
The F-ucks Cockcast

20,000 Licks Under The Semen
The Three Cootchketeers
7 Days on a Sybian
100 Million BJ
Abbot and Costello Fuck the Mummy
Æon Fucks
Air Fuck: World of Fuck
As You Lick It
Babe Comes Homo
Balls of Furry
The D Movie
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Post by: Because Fucking a Decapitated Sherman Tank Would Be Creepy on February 01, 2017, 05:40:48 pm
"Manos": The Handjobs of Fate
Horror Sexpress
Prime Uncut
Clash of the Titty Titans
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Post by: Bunnybread on February 04, 2017, 01:08:50 pm
Goddammit.  I'm running out of stuff to parody.

Here's some sports folks.

Boxing/MMA
Manny WackMeOWW!!
Jack yer Johnson
Rocksoff Marciano
Vladimir Clitko
"Rowdy" Ronda ArouseMe
Fuck "The Liceman" Liddell
Dan "Hendo" BendOverson
Mauricio "Shogun" HooHah


Baseball
Ho Jacks'em (though he should be in football too)
Wank Aaron
Babe Rut
Sandy CoFucks
Barry Bondage


Football
Odell Bangem Jr.
J.O. Simpson
Rob GropePlowski
Androol Suck
Tony Romosexual
Colin Faperdick
Handy Moss
Brew Deez (nutz)


Olympics
Michael Phaps
Usain Boink
Jackie Enjoyn'er-Koochie


Tennis
Maria Sharethevulva
Penus and SoReama Williams
Rafael AuNaturale
Novak Chokesabitch


Basketball
Michael Whoredan
Cream Onto-Jabbar
James Hardon
Steve Rash
Quim Duncan


Racing
Michael Spewmacher
Dale ChurnHard Jr.


Hockey
Wang Gripzky
Jaromir Janker
Gordie Plowes


And I really can't think of a way to make the names Dick Butkus and Magic Johnson any pornier than they already are.  They're perfect.


I'm sorry for all the sporty shit, my nerds.  Here's some old videogamey shit to make up for it.

GoldenPie 007
Dick Lickem 3D
Donkey Schlong Country
Leather Gear Solid
Pyst
Mortal Kumbat
World of WhoreCraft
Longdick The Hedgehog
EverQuim
Sporms
LezzieBent Evil
Womb Raider
Biocock
Call of Booty

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Post by: SATAN MILKSHAKE on February 04, 2017, 01:24:14 pm
Pyst is an actual game (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pyst)
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Post by: Frank West on February 04, 2017, 07:58:11 pm
Pyst is an actual game (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pyst)
EYE OF ZA, February 04, 2017, 01:24:14 pm

Starring John Goodman!
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Post by: KingKalamari on February 10, 2017, 05:07:24 pm
Daft Punk is Playing With my Balls by LCD Sounding System.
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Post by: Chaymie on February 13, 2017, 12:41:28 am
Have a Cock to Remember and Rimjobs of a Geisha been suggested yet?
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Post by: Malten on February 13, 2017, 06:27:25 am
Domin' Hoes
Chunk E. Cheesedick's
Daddy John's/Papa's Johnson
Quimnoz
Hard-D's
Fuckin' Dos Nuts
Jack off the Box
Panda Sexpress
Dom/subway
Five Guys (doin' it)
In-N-Out-N-In-N-Out
Bareback Fuckhouse
Red Knobster
Lubey Tuesday
Blue Waffle House
Don Poz-load's
STI Friday
Joe's Pubic Lice Shack
The Creampie Factory
Dick-fil-Me
Buffalo Wild Wangs
Taco Bellend
Kuntucky Fried Dickin'
Mr Whip-me
Shag Shack
uh
Pizza Butt
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Post by: Carbon on March 03, 2017, 10:45:10 pm
Pounding Fathers
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Post by: freemandela on March 11, 2017, 02:56:18 am
I literally just signed up for this:

The Usual Cuck Sex
Ghost in the Shell's Butt
Dragonball Gonad Trauma
Zen and the Art of a Motorcycle Courtesan
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Post by: Lemon on April 13, 2017, 10:07:14 am
As you'd imagine, I've been gradually adding to this thing the entire time, and the list is now up to 348, so thank you and keep 'em coming.

A couple recent favorites:
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Post by: montrith on April 13, 2017, 12:09:02 pm
Time for some old movies!

Breast of Cucka Flats
Her Cuntlees
Sin not-Bad
Saint Moan
The Angel With the Strumpet
The Elusive Pimp, Ernel
The Naked Fart
Blackmale'ed
The Bigdick Papers
Cumset Booblevard


And some ACTUAL titles

Booby Trap
The Gay Dog
The Man Inside
Boobs in the Woods
Finger Man

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Post by: Carbon on May 05, 2017, 05:40:15 pm
Nip Man
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 05, 2017, 05:42:34 pm
Get Off

also mad props to whoever came up with Biodomme and Jiro Creams on Suki
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Post by: Because Fucking a Decapitated Sherman Tank Would Be Creepy on May 05, 2017, 08:34:44 pm
The Poseidon Cockventure
A Behind at the Poseidon Cockventure
Straight Into Compton's Ass
The Fucking of Kelly by One? Two? Three!
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Post by: MyFaceBeHi on May 08, 2017, 09:53:40 am
The Little Frenchmaid/Fuckmaid
Beauty and the Beastiality
The Lion Fucking
Frozen in Pleasure because sex idk
Jungle Fuck
The Lion, the Witch and the Casting Couch
Hunger for Cock Games
Sleeping Pussy

I can't think of any more Disney porn parodies.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on August 10, 2017, 05:47:58 pm
Bram Stroker's Dracula
Wam Stoker's Dracula
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Post by: AgentCoop on August 10, 2017, 06:12:34 pm
Bram Stroker's Dracula
Wam Stoker's Dracula
GirlKisser420, August 10, 2017, 05:47:58 pm
Pole Smoker's Dracula
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Post by: TurkeyPopulationGuessingMan on August 10, 2017, 06:16:32 pm
Stroke Dracula, Bram.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on August 14, 2017, 11:24:21 pm
Cumhog millionaire
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Post by: krytton on August 14, 2017, 11:50:30 pm
Catcher in the 'Hind
War and Penis
The Cherry Porkers
Cum with Dick and Jane
William Shakespeare's Manlet
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Post by: Carbon on August 15, 2017, 01:25:35 am
Mozart's The Magic Flute.
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Post by: krytton on August 21, 2017, 12:56:21 am
Les Jizzerables
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Post by: znarf on August 21, 2017, 12:29:43 pm
Debbie does (Diamond) Dallas Page Yoga

nailed it
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Post by: krytton on August 24, 2017, 08:24:38 pm
Citizen Came
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Post by: Ragnarok Boobies on August 24, 2017, 08:55:38 pm
Citizen Came
krytton, August 24, 2017, 08:24:38 pm
If there's any mentions of "Rosebud" in this one, then I'm out.
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Post by: krytton on August 24, 2017, 10:06:27 pm
Citizen Came
krytton, August 24, 2017, 08:24:38 pm
If there's any mentions of "Rosebud" in this one, then I'm out.
Ragnarok Boobies, August 24, 2017, 08:55:38 pm

a man suffers a sudden heart attack. a snowglobe falls from his hand. "rosebud," he says, keeling over. an anus comes into frame.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on August 28, 2017, 07:40:53 pm
Logan Fucky
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Post by: Shigan on September 12, 2017, 05:14:56 pm
The Assassination of Jenna Jameson by the Coward Robert Ford
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Post by: Shigan on September 12, 2017, 05:35:20 pm
Pirates of the Caribbean: A Living Woman's Chest

I am very bad at this
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Post by: Ragnarok Boobies on September 12, 2017, 07:38:48 pm
Pirates of the Caribbean: A Living Woman's Chest

I am very bad at this
Shigan, September 12, 2017, 05:35:20 pm
I'm envisioning some weird mashup with Pinocchio except it's a real doll or like a haunted fleshlight.
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Post by: krytton on September 16, 2017, 07:31:32 am
mortal cumbat
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Post by: Frank West on September 20, 2017, 04:25:24 pm
From the discord: Stephen King's Tit
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Post by: Isfahan on September 20, 2017, 10:22:35 pm
Mother!fucker
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Post by: dijon du jour on September 21, 2017, 12:43:53 pm
Stop! Or My Mom Will Squirt
Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: TurkeyPopulationGuessingMan on September 21, 2017, 01:33:31 pm
The 69 Yard Line
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Post by: Non-zero-sum Gaymer on September 27, 2017, 03:23:10 pm
All-of-her Tits by Chuck Dick
Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Because Fucking a Decapitated Sherman Tank Would Be Creepy on October 01, 2017, 12:33:12 pm
Dante's Prick
The Ipcress Fondle
Billion Blowjob Brian
Sink It Into Bismarck
Wonder Womb Man
The Cums of Navarone
Two Fucked Under a Mockingbird
Dick Soup
Cumming to America
Schindler's Fisting
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Post by: SATAN MILKSHAKE on October 01, 2017, 12:43:32 pm
Dirtier Dancing
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Post by: Shigan on October 02, 2017, 06:34:38 am
Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego's Clitoris?
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Post by: Shigan on October 09, 2017, 01:34:07 pm
Edging Until Tomorrow

Da Pinchy Chode
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Post by: Spooks on May 06, 2018, 02:55:51 am
The Importance of Binging Incest (2002)
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 06, 2018, 03:34:29 am
Isle of Pawgs
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 18, 2018, 06:09:08 am
CasaWanka
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Post by: Wrought on May 18, 2018, 09:07:32 am
From the creators of Making A Murderer Cum:

Evil Penius
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Post by: Shell Game on May 18, 2018, 12:31:23 pm
did i use The Sounding and the Furry here? i don't remember
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Post by: Spooks on June 30, 2018, 03:20:23 pm
Lady In The Water Closet
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Post by: Spontificus on July 03, 2018, 05:52:45 am
I can't think of one for Indiana Jones, but I already worked out "and the Temple of Poon"
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Post by: Boots Raingear on July 03, 2018, 12:07:53 pm
I can't think of one for Indiana Jones, but I already worked out "and the Temple of Poon"
Spontificus, July 03, 2018, 05:52:45 am

Michigan Jones
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Post by: Wrought on July 04, 2018, 06:20:39 pm
Indianapolis Bones
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Post by: Spenny on July 07, 2018, 11:08:59 pm
Did anyone say Big Hero 69 yet
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Post by: Spontificus on July 12, 2018, 07:04:15 pm
Into monster cock Jane and the Lust Crusade
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on July 12, 2018, 11:50:21 pm
The Hurricane Hoist (it's wedgie porn)
Ocean's 8" member (we couldn't afford the guy from the first movie in the series anymore)
Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Wrought on July 13, 2018, 09:28:10 pm
Cloudy With a Chance of These Balls
Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Shigan on July 14, 2018, 07:04:34 am
Men's Chests by the Sea
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Post by: Spooks on July 18, 2018, 11:28:07 am
I know the American audience goes gaga over this stuff, so, guys, I invite you to the premiere of

Goodfrenulums
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Post by: krytton on July 24, 2018, 10:55:27 am
bear in the big bath house
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Post by: freemandela on August 21, 2018, 01:31:42 am
Full Cock's Pendulous
A Whore and Her Toy

Old&boy
There Will Be Cum

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Post by: Wrought on August 21, 2018, 04:55:17 am
Suckbigtitty, New York
Ready? Play With Oneself
Star Whores: The Last JOI
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on August 21, 2018, 05:27:32 am
John Dick
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Post by: Frank West on August 22, 2018, 06:19:17 pm
BlacKkKock, man!
Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Sauce on October 02, 2018, 06:49:04 pm
Sorry To Bugger You
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on October 20, 2018, 04:42:08 am
the loin king
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Post by: Sauce on October 20, 2018, 04:55:12 am
FinDom of Heaven
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Post by: Spooks on October 20, 2018, 07:36:49 am
Mandyck (2018)
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Post by: Wrought on October 20, 2018, 12:31:55 pm
David Lynch made his breakout into the film scene with his experimental short, Six Figures Sucking Dick (Six Times)
Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Shell Game on October 23, 2018, 11:08:06 am
Sperm After Reading
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Post by: Sham bam bamina! on October 23, 2018, 02:42:53 pm
The Brothers Kamasutrov
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Post by: Wrought on October 23, 2018, 07:53:00 pm
The Grand Bootypest Brothel
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on October 24, 2018, 07:47:06 pm
Gyrates of the Caribbean: Fat Girl's End
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Post by: AgentCoop on October 24, 2018, 10:06:56 pm
From the people that brought you The VVitch it's The cIick
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Post by: TurkeyPopulationGuessingMan on October 25, 2018, 06:32:15 am
Fist Man
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Post by: Spooks on October 27, 2018, 05:29:47 am
Fist Man
TurkeyPopulationGuessingMan, October 25, 2018, 06:32:15 am

Inch Man

:(
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on November 07, 2018, 01:37:21 am
the gimpsons
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Post by: Wrought on November 07, 2018, 07:09:30 am
Has anyone done Making A Murderer Cum yet
Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Achilles' Heelies on November 07, 2018, 10:35:42 am
Has anyone done Making A Murderer Cum yet
Wrought, November 07, 2018, 07:09:30 am
Gaping a Murderer.
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Post by: Vinny Possum on November 08, 2018, 11:59:19 am
Heaven Schlong and Dragon Sucker
Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: GirlKisser420 on November 09, 2018, 02:34:19 am
a Piss Mess Story
Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: GirlKisser420 on November 16, 2018, 08:39:36 pm
The Fast and the Bi-Curious
Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Because Fucking a Decapitated Sherman Tank Would Be Creepy on November 23, 2018, 01:03:05 am
Breastmaster
The 400 Blowjobs
monster cock-ize This
Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Wrought on November 23, 2018, 05:56:38 am
It Cums at Night
Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Mr. Hunky Academia on November 23, 2018, 02:40:16 pm
The Virgin's G-string
Poonlight
Berberian Porn Studio
Intercoursa 6969
Jodorowsky’s Poon
Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Wrought on November 23, 2018, 03:12:26 pm
The Fantastic Misters' Cocks
Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Sham bam bamina! on December 05, 2018, 12:14:52 am
The Pleasured Principal
Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: krytton on December 05, 2018, 08:56:24 pm
Black in Men
Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Lumbermouth on December 11, 2018, 10:26:39 pm
Hawk the Layer
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Post by: Shell Game on December 12, 2018, 11:03:33 am
Idgaf if it's easy, i'm going for it.
Detective Peek-at-you
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Post by: krytton on December 13, 2018, 08:14:38 pm
Dora the Ex-Whore
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Post by: Sham bam bamina! on December 14, 2018, 01:47:00 am
Dora the Ex-Whorekrytton, December 13, 2018, 08:14:38 pm
"Dora the Explorer" is already a porn title.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on December 14, 2018, 01:56:18 am
Vorer the Explorer
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Post by: chai tea latte on December 15, 2018, 02:50:03 am
Whore with the ex-vorer...
Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Carbon on December 29, 2018, 11:28:18 pm
The loin King
Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Boots Raingear on December 29, 2018, 11:52:50 pm
Hannah and Her Fisters
Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: AgentCoop on January 04, 2019, 12:37:11 pm
Orgasm
Orgasm II
Orgasm III: Lord of the Dead
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Orgasm: Ravager
Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
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Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
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Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
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Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
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Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
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Without a yaoi paddleShigan, January 05, 2019, 11:10:37 am
That's not a porn video; it's a convention documentary.
Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
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Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
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Mads Mikkelsen Stars in

A Netflix Original

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Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
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NSFW content. Click to show.
Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: KingKalamari on February 14, 2019, 01:41:48 pm
"The Filler of Holes" starring Elric of Melniboner

"The Black Wanker" and "Beyond the Black Reamer", starring Onan the Barbarian

And the next three tales in the ongoing adventures of Fuckfhrd and the Gay Mouth-Whore:
"The Seven Black Cocks"
"The Price of Peen-Ease"
"The Bleak Whore"

Hopefully these give people some inspiration for their next game of Sex Dungeons and Dragon Dildos.
Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
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The Fox in the Hound
krytton, April 17, 2019, 08:36:31 am

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Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
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The Fox in the Hound
krytton, April 17, 2019, 08:36:31 am

The Fox And The Pound
Lemon, April 17, 2019, 11:02:35 am

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Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
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The Fox in the Hound
krytton, April 17, 2019, 08:36:31 am

The Fox And The Pound
Lemon, April 17, 2019, 11:02:35 am

The Fox And The Bound
Carbon, May 04, 2019, 06:18:51 pm

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Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
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The Fox in the Hound
krytton, April 17, 2019, 08:36:31 am

The Fox And The Pound
Lemon, April 17, 2019, 11:02:35 am

The Fox And The Bound
Carbon, May 04, 2019, 06:18:51 pm

The Cocks and the Sound
A Meat, May 04, 2019, 07:47:19 pm

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Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: KingKalamari on May 16, 2019, 01:50:52 pm
I hope you're all ready to pick it up for "This Ain't The 2019 Rude Boy ExtravaganSKA XXX"! This year we've got more acts than ever, including:

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Tits & The Maytals
Strange Her Hole
The Aquabutts
Big D in Terri Kidd's Asshole
Fuck-O-Sixty-Nine
Catch 69
Fishboner
Goldfingered
Leftöver Cock
The Mighty Mighty Butt Moans
Mustard Buttplug
Reel Big Felch
Shave Her Ass
Big Tits of the Acoustic Revolution
Chase Dong Bitch
The In-Her-Butt-ers
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Fuck off the Earth
Judge Head
Less Than Cock
Spanking Roger
General Pubic
Pantiesón Rococó
The O.C. Superboners
The Arrogant Cummin' Bitches
Rx Man-Tits
Slow Jerkin'
Voodoo Blow Skulls
Sonic Boob Sex
And Cherry Poppin' Daddies (We Couldn't Think of a Way to Make this Name More Pornographic Than it Already Was)
Title: Fake porn titles make me giggle.
Post by: Shell Game on May 16, 2019, 01:53:07 pm
And Cherry Poppin' Daddies (We Couldn't Think of a Way to Make this Name More Pornographic Than it Already Was)
KingKalamari, May 16, 2019, 01:50:52 pm
I'm not apologizing for them again.