F Plus Quotes Thread

[positive stress]

"Then she committed suicide in her holding cell, and now she's DEAD!"

"And I was made grocery store prom king!"

"It was the best day at GameStop ever!"

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

EATING'S HOT, SHITTING'S NOT!
- Episode 54

[Yavuz]

Portaxx: "Herpes CK is my least favorite comedian, I gotta say."

[Eider Duck]

"......Why is there so much lactation in these Minecraft porn images?"

[positive stress]

Jack: DRAGON GONADS! MAKE HIM SQUEAL! STOMP 'EM FLAT! BENEATH YOUR HEEL!

Boots: Jack Chick, stop.

[Digital Walnut]

"Oh man, Promito. You are not fucked up at all! That's terrific." -Lemon

[znarf]

the sound of remorse when Jimmyfranks was forgotten in ep. 223

[Really_Quite_Nice]

Lemon:

FUUUCK YOUUU, PIERS ANNNTHONY, FOR SO MANY REEEASONS

[Sherman Tank]

"Can't even solve her own anorexia, how's she gonna solve racism?"

I love when Bumpgrrl gets catty.

[redonyou]

If you can walk through mud, you can screw through blood

- Episode 128

[Sherman Tank]

[Lemon has just read some horrible bacon-chocolate Hormel abomination of a recipe.]
Acierocolotl: Would like a drink to go with that?
Lemon: Yeah. Wha- wha- what drink do you have for me?
Acierocolotl: I've got a jalapeño bacon margarita!
[pause]
Lemon: You bastard.

[Fanzay]

Ass, grass or google glass.

[John Toast]

Portaxx: "Caveman Spongebob used to plank to the Harlem Shake, then he took an arrow to the knee!"
Lemon (clipping due to pure rage): "FUCK YOU!!!"
Portaxx: "...but that's none of my business."

[znarf]

"When is someone going to blow my balls off?"

[Yavuz]

Acierocolotl: "So what, what's she going to do, tell your mom? Huh?"
Lemon: She might. She might just go upstairs and tell your mom, yeah.