Episode 149: There's A Reason Why We Don't Do Drugs Together

[Lemon]

with Jimmyfranks, Boots Raingear, Isfahan, Portaxx, and Lemon.
Content for this episode was compiled by A Meat
Edited by Jimmyfranks.
When you get a room full of drug enthusiasts together, the topics of conversation are somewhat predictable; Terrible music, guys we ain't seen lately, and where can we get more drugs. But this episode explores what happens when those topics drift. We're going to The Hip Forums to browse some less popular forums, particularly sexuality and religion, and you WILL be horrified by what you find. No no no, you really will be. This week, The F Plus wants a boatboy (as soon as we know what one is).
   
MUSIC USED
Tower of Power - What is Hip?
ABC- So Hip It Hurts

[Lemon]

PS: Bonus docs from A Meat.

HipForums Sexuality
HipForums General
(these were eventually combined into the doc we used, but a lot of parts were left out)

[Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop]

I see your dick has been playing crash bandicoot.

[Nemo2342]

God damn it, I was not expecting to encounter a Captain Power joke in this day and age.

[A Meat]

Hey everyone, What cartoon character would you have sex with?

Most of the pictures in that thread seem to be dead, but all you need to know is that the first reply is someone saying they'd have sex with a care bear. Also some of the pictures that do load are NSFW, but what would you expect.

Also, What fictional characte would you have sex with?
which is arguably as good, if not better, but with less teddy ruxpin fuckers and more people who want to have sex with Natalie Portman as Padme from star wars. The OP wants to have sex with Worf twice though.

[chai tea latte]

The OP wants to have sex with Worf twice though.

oh my god, who wouldn't

(not Wesley though)

[goombapolice]

That panty sniffing story was the most uncomfortable reading Fplus has done in a long time. Christ.

[Down10]

That panty sniffing story was the most uncomfortable reading Fplus has done in a long time. Christ.

When I listened to it, I came
 
 
 
 
 
 
  
 
 

 
 
 
…into this thread to say that I agree with you.

[Odd]

Was it Boots that attributed the three days of burning that followed urethra insertion to the cotton left by a Q-Tip?
I have personal anecdotal evidence that says that a little bit of blood and some days of peeing in pain seem like the normal response to urethral insertion.

I was about 14 and I shoved a thermometer into my dickhole. In my defense it was a digital thermometer and I wanted to know if my cock really warmed up more than the rest of my body. And I also wanted to know if it would feel good. It did not.

[crow]

Was it Boots that attributed the three days of burning that followed urethra insertion to the cotton left by a Q-Tip?
I have personal anecdotal evidence that says that a little bit of blood and some days of peeing in pain seem like the normal response to urethral insertion.

I was about 14 and I shoved a thermometer into my dickhole. In my defense it was a digital thermometer and I wanted to know if my cock really warmed up more than the rest of my body. And I also wanted to know if it would feel good. It did not.

what the fuck dude

[Tiny Prancer]

it's times like this I'm grateful to not have a dick because at a younger age I absolutely would have done something like that if I had one.

[A Meat]

Pretty certain everyone has a urethra, you're still not safe from sounding.

[Bobalay]

You have no idea how hard I'm clenching my legs reading this thread right now.

[Boots Raingear]

I don't like that my name appears in that post.

[Cyberventurer]

At this point I just look over, see it's written by Odd and don't even blink.