Just a reminder to get out there and vote today!!!

[Runic]

And probably a lot shittier of an American than Lil Jon.  He hopped a cross country flight to head back to the ATL from Los Angeles because Georgia wouldn't send him an absentee ballot . 

Runic, Goombapolice.... I'm lookin at you.  Why the fuck do you hate Lil Jon?!

Don't even get me started. The state of Georgia literally lost the better part of fifty-thousand voter registrations and refuses to fix that problem. I'm sure that the fact those registration were mostly poor minority voters and the Georgia senate and gubernatorial races are quite close is a complete coincidence.

Hell, back in 2012 there was a big ass mix up with absentee ballots and they ended up shipping thousands of them, including mine, weeks late. I had to go vote in person and didn't end up getting my ballot until several weeks after the election. It turns out that when you elect a bunch of people who are ideologically opposed to the idea of government they tend not to run the government very well. Who knew?

[Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop]

lil Jon REALLY likes voting.

[Bobalay]

Today, on second-shift work:

Guy on lunch break next to me: "Oh, shit, is the voting today?"

Me: "Yep."

Guy: "Ah well, I'll just go tomorrow."

Me: "I don't think the polls are open tomorrow."

Guy: "They've got to be."

Dude's in for a nasty surprise I guess.

[RedMinjo]

I think the Michigan Senate race has been called in Gary Peters' favor.  Good, I really didn't like Terri Lynn Land. Sadly, we very likely aren't getting rid of Snyder. Hasn't been called yet, but I have no hope.

Both of the Wolf Hunting proposals are losing, too at around 20% reporting.

[Runic]

fuck everything

[Lemon]

Not that I wanna make you guys feel bad but okay maybe just a little.

[nigeline]

Not that I wanna make you guys feel bad but okay maybe just a little.

And people wonder why we stay in this frozen hellscape. THIS (and the beer) IS WHY

[Bunnybread]

Not that I wanna make you guys feel bad but okay maybe just a little.

And people wonder why we stay in this frozen hellscape. THIS (and the beer) IS WHY

OK, so all I know is that the above shit don't hold true for Wisconsin AND Lil Jon is the greatest living American .... though DJ Snake did the real heavy lifting for his greatest hit.


Also, I'm goin to sleep before 1 AM cuz America is fuckin exactly what I thought it would be.  1 AM!  You hear me, White 'Murican Jesus?!

[Runic]

We were fools to ever hope.

[A Whirring Bone-White Gleech]

We were fools to ever hope.

God damn it Runic, why couldn't you have let me persevere in ignorant hope just a little longer?

[Emperor Jack Chick]

Oh hey look a midterm election went for the opposing party to the sitting president in states mostly called for that party. Who could possibly have foreseen this coming?

Now I guess congress won't do anything these next two years, which is a striking difference from the last 2.

Mitch McConnel's victory speech was the grossest parts of the night.

[EYE OF ZA]

I went out today and voted a lot!  Really vigorously too!

[Tiny Prancer]

I voted via absentee ballot so I did not get one of those "I voted today" stickers to show to people for free things

[Nemo2342]

I voted, and other than legalizing marijuana pretty much everything else I voted for lost. But at least I tried!