Episode 174: Icky Pedia

[A Meat]

Indeed, there are official anime "mascot girls" of plenty of products in Japan. From carbonated water to fleshlights.
And it seems the most popular online RPG right now is about anthropomorphised historic battleships.

The rise in popularity of monster girls is a whole can of new can of worms that I think is influenced by two things:
-Japanese and American geeks who have grown bored with masturbating to the quaint regular quantity of human body parts an anime can have after spending copious hours masturbating to anime girls with every hair color possible. Our minds always crave new things, so I think this is what happens when you become too bored with your regular hardcore porn.
-Sexual and romantic submission. A LOT of these monster girl fantasies, not only in this game but in similar projects, involve the male being pursued and turned into the monster's loving fucktoy for the rest of his life. No pesky dating, just straight up permanent relationships with your monster waifu.

Alternatively, with all the anthropomorphized anime girls it has an element of subservience attached to the girl, where the creepo geek stand-in literally owns the person they're fucking as an object.

Fuck Kancolle forever. But also thanks to the waifu goddess for having these creeps move to something so unabashedly terrible and pandering, for quick and easy judgement. It's like if you made a Hetalia monster girl quest.

[Puppy Time]

-Japanese and American geeks who have grown bored with masturbating to the quaint regular quantity of human body parts an anime can have after spending copious hours masturbating to anime girls with every hair color possible. Our minds always crave new things, so I think this is what happens when you become too bored with your regular hardcore porn.

I seem to recall this being a Thing with heavy porn users in general: as they grow more accustomed to particular things, they feel the need for something more extreme for stimulation.  I can only assume this is addictive behaviour stemming from something like anhedonia, since personal anecdata has been that there's no real dropoff in enjoyment of porn stuff. 

Basically, like most weird animu shit, these people need to get off the computer and go outside and hang out with non-animes for a while.

[Cat Planet]

"Fetish drift" is basically the hedonic threadmill for internet perverts

Fuck Kancolle forever. But also thanks to the waifu goddess for having these creeps move to something so unabashedly terrible and pandering, for quick and easy judgement. It's like if you made a Hetalia monster girl quest.

4th of the Mutsuki-class destroyers, 'Uzuki'-pyon.
From convoy escorting to capture operations, I worked re~ally hard! Near the end I was loaded up with lots of machine-guns to down them all! U-chan won't be sunk by bombers!

[crow]

Indeed, there are official anime "mascot girls" of plenty of products in Japan. From carbonated water to fleshlights.
And it seems the most popular online RPG right now is about anthropomorphised historic battleships.

The rise in popularity of monster girls is a whole can of new can of worms that I think is influenced by two things:
-Japanese and American geeks who have grown bored with masturbating to the quaint regular quantity of human body parts an anime can have after spending copious hours masturbating to anime girls with every hair color possible. Our minds always crave new things, so I think this is what happens when you become too bored with your regular hardcore porn.
-Sexual and romantic submission. A LOT of these monster girl fantasies, not only in this game but in similar projects, involve the male being pursued and turned into the monster's loving fucktoy for the rest of his life. No pesky dating, just straight up permanent relationships with your monster waifu.

Don't rationalize or explain strange behavior, it makes it less funny.

[Cat Planet]

Don't rationalize or explain strange behavior, it makes it less funny.

A monster, though still a young girl. Even so, she holds insane strength that shouldn't be underestimated. This Goblin Girl appears to have become a thief, stealing from travelers and merchants. In addition, she has been known to attack and rape young men.

Since their diet is similar to humans, she only attacks young men for fun. With her already tight vagina, the Goblin Girl also has muscles that she can control at will to adjust her own tightness. Her ultimate attack is [Super Tightening], in which she uses all of her muscles at the same time to force the person she's raping to orgasm in an instant.

[LINDA]

Japan is really into making cute girl mascots of EVERYTHING.

And the trend has spread far and wide. On Deviantart the other day I saw "IE-san." Companion to Opera-kun, Chrome-tan and Firefox-san.

[Puppy Time]

Don't rationalize or explain strange behavior, it makes it less funny.

I cannot disagree with this more.  Funny behavior is funny behavior, and finding the idea of being vore'd by some kind of blobstrosity with a ladytorso on top to be hot is freakin hilarious because SERIOUSLY HOW DID YOU GET THERE.  What sort of person are you that you take all the steps to get there and never once think, "Hm, this is getting a little bizarre.  Maybe I should rethink the life choices I am making."

And then someone makes an ENTIRE GAME of that, AND THEN several other someones make a wiki devoted to that game.

Nothing about that is not funny.

[Knitting Machine]

Once upon a time I had an ex-boyfriend who was into monster girl stuff. He used to read this porn manga that was guys who were in relationships with monster girls. And honestly, besides the porn stuff it was kinda cute. They would show the guy and girl being in a strange but healthy, loving relationship. When I read the description of this episode I kind of hoped it would be more of that.

Nope.

[EYE OF ZA]

Japan is really into making cute girl mascots of EVERYTHING.

And the trend has spread far and wide. On Deviantart the other day I saw "IE-san." Companion to Opera-kun, Chrome-tan and Firefox-san.

I believe you mean Inori Aizawa, the official Microsoft anime mascot of Internet Explorer.

This was posted by Inori Aizawa's Facebook page:


Yeah, that's the anime personification of Internet Explorer as a My Little Pony.

[EYE OF ZA]

Here, have a shonen manga version of the Internet Explorer Official Anime Mascot to cleanse your palate.

[LINDA]

Oh thank you, I feel so much better now.

[Isfahan]

Once upon a time I had an ex-boyfriend who was into monster girl stuff. He used to read this porn manga that was guys who were in relationships with monster girls. And honestly, besides the porn stuff it was kinda cute. They would show the guy and girl being in a strange but healthy, loving relationship. When I read the description of this episode I kind of hoped it would be more of that.

Nope.

I guarantee you that some Japanese sadsack read that comic, threw his head back, yelled "NOT ENOUGH TITS" in Japanese, and got busy making a be-tittied version for other sadsacks to yank it to. Because that's how the world gets shit like this.

[Knitting Machine]

Once upon a time I had an ex-boyfriend who was into monster girl stuff. He used to read this porn manga that was guys who were in relationships with monster girls. And honestly, besides the porn stuff it was kinda cute. They would show the guy and girl being in a strange but healthy, loving relationship. When I read the description of this episode I kind of hoped it would be more of that.

Nope.

I guarantee you that some Japanese sadsack read that comic, threw his head back, yelled "NOT ENOUGH TITS" in Japanese, and got busy making a be-tittied version for other sadsacks to yank it to. Because that's how the world gets shit like this.

Yeah, the comic was more "guy has to wear diving helmet to visit his mermaid girlfriend!" not "ETERNAL HANDJOB TORTURE"

[goombapolice]

ETERNAL HANDJOB TORTURE"

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[Emperor Jack Chick]

The eternal fucks it up.

I would totally buy a demo off Handjob Torture though. They could have an EP called Blasphemous Ejaculate!!