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Topic: 178: The Measure of a Man (Base to Tip)  (Read 5880 times)

Cat Planet

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178: The Measure of a Man (Base to Tip) #15
4chan is always ahead of everyone.

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178: The Measure of a Man (Base to Tip) #16
4chan is always ahead of everyone.


Cat Planet, June 09, 2015, 01:01:49 am

Why would you want this? What's the point?

Cat Planet

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Why would you want this? What's the point?
A Meat, June 09, 2015, 02:07:43 am

Maybe their girlfriend is really into... ha ha ha, who am I kidding. The just want to become a muscular, cum producing MONSTER.
Dias

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178: The Measure of a Man (Base to Tip) #18
Meanwhile...

Retired Cop: Escaped Murderer Is Armed With Huge Penis

Another source, retired Detective David Bentley, who helped put away Matt for the 1997 murder of a North Tonawanda businessman, added, “When [Matt’s] cleaned up, he’s very handsome and, in all frankness, very well endowed. He gets girlfriends any place he goes.”

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178: The Measure of a Man (Base to Tip) #19
Why would you want this? What's the point?
A Meat, June 09, 2015, 02:07:43 am

Maybe their girlfriend is really into... ha ha ha, who am I kidding. The just want to become a muscular, cum producing MONSTER.
Cat Planet, June 09, 2015, 02:21:35 am

pretty much. i've seen an absurd number of internet people who seem really fucking into producing lots of cum, lots of their OWN cum, for reasons of personal satisfaction. it seems to be something compelling for both sexual reasons and 'i am a manly man, manliest man of all' reasons, so this didn't surprise me, but it still disappointed me. don't fuck up your body to become a sperm monster, dudes.

basically, i'm sorry to inform you that the point is boners as usual

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178: The Measure of a Man (Base to Tip) #20
Never underestimate the modern adult male's feelings of inadequacy. If that means gaining a giant boner and spooging a greater than average amount, in order to feel like a real big man, so be it.

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Why would you want this? What's the point?
A Meat, June 09, 2015, 02:07:43 am

Maybe their girlfriend is really into... ha ha ha, who am I kidding. The just want to become a muscular, cum producing MONSTER.
Cat Planet, June 09, 2015, 02:21:35 am

Hello new title.

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178: The Measure of a Man (Base to Tip) #22
Never underestimate the modern adult male's feelings of inadequacy. If that means gaining a giant boner and spooging a greater than average amount, in order to feel like a real big man, so be it.
Down10, June 10, 2015, 02:06:19 pm

Why can't they channel their feelings of inadequacy into some good for other people while still being cool and claimable under tax returns as being "manly".

Maybe combine that with their feelings of sexual inadequacy and learn how to give their partners better orgasms or something?

Then again, Machoism was never really about treating anybody else with any respect, so that probably will never happen.
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Boots, please let me redistribute my bulb.

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Yeah, I guess it's time to do something about that.

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"Oh hey, Lemon wants a picture for this episode. How about if I Google Image Search the entire Large Penis Support forums and see if anything funny comes up?"

(SUDDENLY: A UNIVERSE OF DICK PICS)
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Bobguinary Novel

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(SUDDENLY: A UNIVERSE OF DICK PICS)
STOG, June 11, 2015, 10:05:33 am

They should have sent a poet

Is It Normal this Disgusting Giant Sherman Tank

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This episode needs the "guys this totally happened" tag.

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There are so many underrated quotes in this episode.
Isfahan: I'm surprised I hadn't heard about this before...!

Boots: (RE: Lemon making an account on the LPSG forum) I don't belong here!

Penises are hilarious! [dick]