Episode 179: Use Only Food Grade Ingredients

[Gyro]

Thanks Montirith Salad

This is a recipe is was my family favorite for over 30 year, serve and they will love it!

Ingredients:

• 1 lb mayonnaise
• 3 cups shredded cheese
• 1 packet of hot cocoa mix
• 1 hot dog, boiled
• 80 cents of mini marshmallows
• 30 cents of human misery and the cruelty of man (gluten-free)
• mustard

Instructions:

• Put that shit in a saucepan
• Bring it to a boil
• Take it off of the stove, freeze it for 8 hours
• Put on the stove again, boil
• (Optional) serve
• (Optional) Enjoy!

[montrith]

This is a great recipe! I replaced the shredded cheese with Velveeta, used 2 lb of mayo instead of one and added some nacho Doritos for a nice, Mexican taste. Instead of marshmallows I used lucky charms, and for human misery I substituted general misanthropy. I made no other changes, and it tasted soooo yummy! I made it for my family's yearly grill party and everyone said it was literally no different from what I usually bring. 5 stars, and I'll definitely make this again!

[Gyro]

and added some nacho Doritos for a nice, Mexican taste.

fuck.

[Nikaer Drekin]

Don't forget the Boots Raingear Optional Step: You put that shit in a bowl, and you... you fuckin' eat it.

[Glitterbomber]

ALL YOU DO IS DUMP

[Neal]

ALL YOU DO IS DUMP

You pile some food up in a lump
When I dump, you dump, we dump

[NutshellGulag]

This is a great recipe! I replaced the shredded cheese with Velveeta, used 2 lb of mayo instead of one and added some nacho Doritos for a nice, Mexican taste. Instead of marshmallows I used lucky charms, and for human misery I substituted general misanthropy. I made no other changes, and it tasted soooo yummy! I made it for my family's yearly grill party and everyone said it was literally no different from what I usually bring. 5 stars, and I'll definitely make this again!

I regret I have but one bulb to give.

[Knitting Machine]

I'm a little shocked that none of the readers talked about how the Wiccan candy spell concluded with drinking chocolate milk. Because these poor children haven't had enough sugar in one day.

[Sherman Tank]

I hadn't listened to this episode in a while, so imagine my surprise when I found myself drunkenly screaming obscenities during the "mock apple pie" recipe segment despite having never baked a pie in my life.

I think it might just be the single most infuriating recipe ever featured on this podcast. I can't even imagine a situation where you'd make such a thing because you can get apples fucking everywhere. Like I think if you go to the local police station and they hand them out at the front desk if you don't have any. God damn it.

[Knitting Machine]

The only argument I've heard for mock apple pie is that it's a way to use up extra cucumbers. See you can add them for fake apple chunks.

[Sherman Tank]

Maybe, but how do you find yourself with spare cucumbers but no apples?

[Isfahan]

Maybe, but how do you find yourself with spare cucumbers but no apples?

day after a bachelorette party

[NutshellGulag]

Maybe, but how do you find yourself with spare cucumbers but no apples?

day after a bachelorette party

boooooooooo

[Dawnswalker]

At my most charitable, I would have to guess that you're making a pie for someone who is, but was not always, allergic to apples.

Or you're super-stoned and want to bake an apple pie but the apples have gone bad and you're too wasted to drive so you just pull shit out of the cupboards and pour it into a crust.

[Amelia Blank]

ALL YOU DO IS DUMP

Did someone say DUMP???