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Topic: 184: Watching You Watching Me Watching Your Watch  (Read 4658 times)

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« Last Edit: September 28, 2015, 11:15:40 am by Lemon »

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I like Lou's new "I sound like I'm about to sneeze forever" voice for Fingers560.
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The beginning just made me think "2 Girls 1 Watch"

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It was a little surprising hearing Swatch mentioned that often. Going in, I was anticipating that there'd be a component of the fetish fixated on high-end prestige watch brands, but apparently any watch will do.

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"WITH MOTHER!!!!!"

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It was a little surprising hearing Swatch mentioned that often. Going in, I was anticipating that there'd be a component of the fetish fixated on high-end prestige watch brands, but apparently any watch will do.
Neal, August 09, 2015, 11:42:10 pm

There's a story in the doc where a dude almost cums in his pants from hearing a girl say the word swatch multiple times.

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I think there needs to be a "MOTHEEERRR" tag, although I think it would go hand in hand (on junk) with the Great Britains Greatest Perverts tag.

Also, I'm sure there must be a thread on some forum about perverts sending their dick beats to random girls on their apple watch. Creepy guys with too much money and weird boners seems to be a staple of the Internet.

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I think there needs to be a "MOTHEEERRR" tag, although I think it would go hand in hand (on junk) with the Great Britains Greatest Perverts tag.

Also, I'm sure there must be a thread on some forum about perverts sending their dick beats to random girls on their apple watch. Creepy guys with too much money and weird boners seems to be a staple of the Internet.
MyFaceBeHi, August 10, 2015, 06:01:05 am

I feel like the F Plus may have got the wrong idea about Britain. Most of us are only watch-tickling toe-jam freaks on the weekend.
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I was having a really bad day until this podcast came up. It's really hard to feel frustrated or anything when you're trying to figure out why someone wanked on a popswatch.

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I think there needs to be a "MOTHEEERRR" tag, although I think it would go hand in hand (on junk) with the Great Britains Greatest Perverts tag.

Also, I'm sure there must be a thread on some forum about perverts sending their dick beats to random girls on their apple watch. Creepy guys with too much money and weird boners seems to be a staple of the Internet.
MyFaceBeHi, August 10, 2015, 06:01:05 am

I feel like the F Plus may have got the wrong idea about Britain. Most of us are only watch-tickling toe-jam freaks on the weekend.
Caroline, August 10, 2015, 06:09:53 am

Speak for yourself.

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It was a little surprising hearing Swatch mentioned that often. Going in, I was anticipating that there'd be a component of the fetish fixated on high-end prestige watch brands, but apparently any watch will do.
Neal, August 09, 2015, 11:42:10 pm

There's a story in the doc where a dude almost cums in his pants from hearing a girl say the word swatch multiple times.
A Meat, August 10, 2015, 05:55:29 am

Man, an Audemars Piguet would give these people an aneurysm.

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all I could think during the watch switching/teacher wearing the confiscated watch part was WATCH CUCKOLDING

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I came in to this expecting like 'no man watches and clocks are beautiful look at the artistry involved' which like...I can get kinda. I don't jerk off to them but I appreciate that watches and clocks can be pieces of art as well as fashion/decor.

But no this is just 'OH MY GOD WRAP THAT WATCH AROUND MY DONG AND JERK ME OFF' and just...HOW. How do these people get made?!

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I thought sleeping on it would clear up some of the mysteries of this episode. I was wrong.

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There's two different readings in this episode that I really love: Lou's story about paying a prostitute to wear a watch ("But what an effort that was!") and Kumquatxop's turn offs ("Short fingernails. Uh, dirty fingernails.").

Nothing really to add, just that I was listening to it today at work and those lines really made me giggle, even though I heard 'em earlier when I was editing.