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Topic: 194: r/ecuseyourself  (Read 16855 times)

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194: r/ecuseyourself #15
I like how that scumbag knew just the right interval to up the ante on his own shittiness every time. He'd go a few sentences and then introduce wanting to deny his wife child support. Then after a few more sentences he revealed he'd fob the kid off on his mom. Then a few more sentences he mentioned timing his checking withdrawal to steal his wife's paycheck and then close the account. I thought, for a moment, he was going to ask if he'd be liable for killing her and dissolving the body since he was in college and she had a job.

That was always his reasoning, too: "I have classes and she makes plenty of money, so I'm exempt from negative consequences while she's got all of this coming, right?"

Apparently college is just one big Get Out of Responsibility Free card.

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194: r/ecuseyourself #16
I like how that scumbag knew just the right interval to up the ante on his own shittiness every time. He'd go a few sentences and then introduce wanting to deny his wife child support. Then after a few more sentences he revealed he'd fob the kid off on his mom. Then a few more sentences he mentioned timing his checking withdrawal to steal his wife's paycheck and then close the account. I thought, for a moment, he was going to ask if he'd be liable for killing her and dissolving the body since he was in college and she had a job.
Isfahan, November 17, 2015, 05:15:57 pm

I was gonna say, I was hoping/praying that guy was trolling, but a) that's one of those bad "I said something terrible that upset normal people! WHO'S LAUGHING NOW IDIOT" trolls and b) it sounds like it meshes up too well with Cheapskate's lived experience.

My deepest condolences, Cheapskate

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194: r/ecuseyourself #17
I use reddit for knitting/crochet patterns and ideas. Way better than the boards on Raverly and Crafty (is that even a thing anymore?).
KnitOneKillTwo, November 17, 2015, 03:00:21 pm

Link please?

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194: r/ecuseyourself #19
That child custody scumbags parents have paid for so much shit for him. It's the only explanation I can come up with that would cause a person to grow up to be such a bottom feeder.

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194: r/ecuseyourself #20
I love how Adam's Pastafarian voice had this smug tense of "I have it. I have the worst person that we're reading" then we hear from the guy who wants to take custody of his kid just for child support

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194: r/ecuseyourself #21
I love how Adam's Pastafarian voice had this smug tense of "I have it. I have the worst person that we're reading" then we hear from the guy who wants to take custody of his kid just for child support
goombapolice, November 18, 2015, 06:52:43 am

The pastafarian was definitely the smuggest. Child custody guy definitely breasted the tape for worst and most reprehensible, though.

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194: r/ecuseyourself #22
That kid from the divorce question is going to show up on /r/raisedbynarcissists in about 15 years.

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194: r/ecuseyourself #23
"the JFK investigation of cumming on the wall"

God, I missed you guys!

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194: r/ecuseyourself #24
I made the mistake of searching "Pastafarian license photo" and was greeted by the faces of many, many, smug assholes.

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194: r/ecuseyourself #25
chai tea latte STOG

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194: r/ecuseyourself #26

Lemon, November 19, 2015, 01:00:08 pm

His pasta thingy has a star of David on it, so maybe he convinced them that's somehow a Jewish thing?

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194: r/ecuseyourself #27

Lemon, November 19, 2015, 01:00:08 pm

His pasta thingy has a star of David on it, so maybe he convinced them that's somehow a Jewish thing?
Ambious, November 19, 2015, 01:14:58 pm

Presumably you can use any kind of kippah as a makeshift colander. Especially the larger ones, you might even retain some pasta in those.

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194: r/ecuseyourself #28

Lemon, November 19, 2015, 01:00:08 pm

I expected the colander, but I'm surprised that they let him smile. You're actually not supposed to.

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194: r/ecuseyourself #29
Custody guy reminds me that a few years back, I made some Xtranormal videos featuring the very best of my divorce cases. Some facts have been changed and exaggerated, but probably not as much as you'd like to think.

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