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Topic: A Portland Podcast  (Read 3106 times)

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A Portland Podcast
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Thanks for fucking my life up, portlandhipster.com
« Last Edit: March 10, 2016, 03:47:25 pm by Lemon »

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A Portland Podcast #1
You should make more of the subject food. It can only get better, right?
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A Portland Podcast #2
For three seconds when I saw the art for this episode I was like "oh, F Plus is doing scat fetish or something."


Then I realized it was the goddamn whiskey bannana

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A Portland Podcast #3
For some reason I always assumed Nutshell was from somewhere in the Midwest because she has a kinda sorta vaguely Midwesty accent. Like it reminds me of Bridget and Mary Jo from MST3K/Rifftrax.

I also feel way less nerdy for using that Kolchak image for one of my episode covers now that I know at least one ridiculist knows about that show.
« Last Edit: March 06, 2016, 01:56:17 pm by Sherman Tank »

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A Portland Podcast #4
The moment I heard "Share your short stories, novels, poems and more with the world," I had an inkling of where this was going.

It did not disappoint.

(Well, the ridiculists didn't disappoint. The rhymes, meter, scansion, alliteration, general use of the English language, etc... were all about as disappointing as I expected.)

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A Portland Podcast #5
"Chamber of Death" took a completely unexpected non-genocidal turn.
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"Chamber of Death" took a completely unexpected non-genocidal turn.
Ambious, March 07, 2016, 12:00:55 pm
I confess, I am disappointed that the only way out wasn't death.

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A Portland Podcast #7
Scary Butcher is only an acceptable death metal band if it's spelled SCYRY B▄TCHYR

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A Portland Podcast #8
Yeah when I was editing the episode I realized I'd meant to be referencing NecroButcher - the bass player for Mayhem!

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I loved this.  Live episodes with a horrifying food component are awesome.  Bad poetry is also awesome.  Really, just excellent.  I also assumed that Nutshell was from the midwest--but maybe that's just because I've heard her read too many recipes that only a midwesterner could tolerate.  That's okay.  I'm not too disappointed.  I'm sure she's still good people [heart] [yay]

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A Portland Podcast #11
I don't blame you for putting it off, but I bet the whiskeynanners would have made the poetry seem much more interesting and better written.

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A Portland Podcast #12
Alas, it was enough whiskey to make the nanners horrible, but not enough to get drunk.

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A Portland Podcast #13
Not to imply the whole whiskey banana recipe is anything but horrible, but it's worth pointing out that Andy Kadir-Buxton probably would've used scotch instead of bourbon because England.

I'm not going to personally investigate the difference between the two preparations because, much like Dr. Zira, I loathe bananas.
« Last Edit: March 09, 2016, 03:19:55 pm by Sherman Tank »

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A Portland Podcast #14
Jack Chick (sarcastic): "That sounds like what the police would do. 'Yeah, I think there's someone stalking me outside my window.' 'Nah, there's nobody stalking you outside your window.'"
Lemon: "'Calm down, paranoid!'"
Nutshell: "That's...pretty accurate, actually."

Yeeeep Nutshell said exactly what I was thinking.
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