Episode 215: Oculus Cruft

[Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop]

I just checked the comments (like the imbecile I am), and now they've gotten into an argument about feminism and Hillary Clinton

Needless to say, it's people like the FPlus's fault that we now have to choose between Hillary and Trump.

Ooooooooooooh jeeeeeesus

[Zekka]

I have defused the situation.

[Ambious]

How sure are we that wasn't a joke?

[eldritchhat]

How sure are we that wasn't a joke?

Why don't you tell me

"Who am I gonna call? Not these cunts."

Not necessarily a gendered insult. Moreover, insofar as it is, it's not necessarily disparaging them for being women.

"There is a story online that these actresses went to visit some sick kids
in a hospital. imagine you are a kid dying of cancer and you are told
The Ghostbusters are coming to see you. The joy!!!! And then these
females show up."

This is actually in reference to a particularly poorly planned photoshoot:


"The REAL scary thing about this trailer isn't the ghosts... It's the
amount of women's rights they try to implement into it. Feminism is a
joke."

Valid satirizing of Hilary Clinton's identity politics usage to further her neo-liberal and neo-conservative policies. I'm sure when she topples another foreign government and allows radical Sunnis to take over she'll justify it by calling them misogynists and pointing out how radical she is for being the first woman president.

"THE FEMINIST ARE TAKING OVER"

This individual does not appear to know English very well. Who knows what they're trying to say?

"Ghostbusters- Feminazi edition ( subtraction from humanity's intellect )"

This person is satirizing the tenancy of Stormfags to make insistances regarding HBD and IQ.

"But mentioning the movie in a crack at sexist shitheads is over the
line, because there are also people who don't like it on its own terms.
Acknowledging that misogynists on the Internet hate it, in a bit about
misogynists on the Internet, means that you get all your opinions from
Buzzfeed and Gawker, which we know the readers follow unquestioningly
(despite their derision whenever they mention those sites)."

Nice attempt to deflect.

This shit is bizarre, the comments over there are turning into fucking reddit.

[Zekka]

This shit is bizarre, the comments over there are turning into fucking reddit.

No, I am resolving it.

[Zekka]

(I am male.)

[eldritchhat]

This shit is bizarre, the comments over there are turning into fucking reddit.

No, I am resolving it.

Godspeed friend, we will await your return from no man's land (whether it be alive or in pieces).

[Zekka]

repro'd from the flamewar thread:



Busting makes me feel good.




E: Fuck Disqus, for actually reversing the order of the images. (I can't change it now.)

[Dawnswalker]

There was a lot of "I sure hope people don't make a porno of this DISGUSTING thing that I TOTALLY HATE!"

And one mention (one too many) of people who allegedly plan to show off their Vive to their friends using porn.

[Fatty Bo Batty]

So, can we make it official that we just throw Zekka at whatever assholes wander in looking for a fight?

[Nikaer Drekin]

I have defused the situation.

Well done. My personal tactic for shutting up alt-right idiots is to just start posting pictures of Davis Aurini, but the downside of that is that you have to look at Davis Aurini.

[Dr. Buttplug]

I think Bozarth was too down on this whole thing. I found a few more positive ways to look at it.
I think it is really nice that these people have self selected themselves out of the gene pool, most of them will probably plug themselves into their sex holes and forget to eat, problem solved, humanity is better for it. Also I imagine the next thing, if it's not out there already, is that they'll start to try and mod the teledildonic fleshlights. Who wants to start a pool on when the first guy will turn his motors up too high and the thing will rip his wang off? I give it three months.

The other thing is that VR is just getting started and I think it could develop into some pretty cool experiences in the future, as the price comes down and the software gets better. The development of porn for these platforms can only be a good thing like it was for vhs and dvd format standards right?

[positive stress]

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[Knitting Machine]

I can't get over how one guy's perfect sex is banging someone with a VR helmet on (so he can pretend he's having sex with someone else) while the woman he is with also has a VR helmet on so she can pretend to fuck someone else.

Even in this man's wildest dreams he can't imagine finding someone he wants to have sex with, and vice versa.

[Gyro]

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You're wrong. My evidence: Neither cooking nor Wikihow were involved. There weren't even ghosts.