For $5, I will say whatever you want in a drunk voice.

[STOG]

So, bad news: I GOT A JOB AND I START THIS FRIDAY.

And I've also decided that Fiverr sucks for freelancing and it can basically eat my ass.

SO THAT MEANS: I'm closing my Fiverr store and fulfilling all orders before midnight on Thursday Central Time.

THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE, I DON'T KNOW IF I'LL DO THIS AGAIN.

[Quark-Antiquark]

So, bad news: I GOT A JOB AND I START THIS FRIDAY.

And I've also decided that Fiverr sucks for freelancing and it can basically eat my ass.

SO THAT MEANS: I'm closing my Fiverr store and fulfilling all orders before midnight on Thursday Central Time.

THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE, I DON'T KNOW IF I'LL DO THIS AGAIN.

While I still have time, think I can get you to say "I'll speak French between your legs... HONHONHON SACREBLEU BAGUETTE!"?

[STOG]

So, bad news: I GOT A JOB AND I START THIS FRIDAY.

And I've also decided that Fiverr sucks for freelancing and it can basically eat my ass.

SO THAT MEANS: I'm closing my Fiverr store and fulfilling all orders before midnight on Thursday Central Time.

THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE, I DON'T KNOW IF I'LL DO THIS AGAIN.

While I still have time, think I can get you to say "I'll speak French between your legs... HONHONHON SACREBLEU BAGUETTE!"?

BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR

BECAUSE YOU

JUST

MIGHT

GET IT

[Quark-Antiquark]

So, bad news: I GOT A JOB AND I START THIS FRIDAY.

And I've also decided that Fiverr sucks for freelancing and it can basically eat my ass.

SO THAT MEANS: I'm closing my Fiverr store and fulfilling all orders before midnight on Thursday Central Time.

THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE, I DON'T KNOW IF I'LL DO THIS AGAIN.

While I still have time, think I can get you to say "I'll speak French between your legs... HONHONHON SACREBLEU BAGUETTE!"?

BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR

BECAUSE YOU

JUST

MIGHT

GET IT

This is even better than I thought it would be!

I will admit that now I can't stop wondering what it would take for Bunnybread to say it, though.

[STOG]

THREAD'S OVER.

[Ashto]

THREAD'S OVER.

Aww, damn. Guess I'll just squat this thread and wait for the ARG to start up in about six month's time.

[lazzer grardaion?]

THREAD'S OVER.

Aww, damn. Guess I'll just squat this thread and wait for the ARG to start up in about six month's time.

Naw man, this thread was the ARG the whole time. There's information hidden in STOG's voice files after the audio stops playing. If we all collect the bits of data together, it'll reveal a grainy photograph of a safety deposit box, a locker combination, and a set of GPS coordinates, leading us on a fantastic chase through the underbelly of modern society and the highest seats of power in the world.

The endpoint?

STOG Fractions 2.

[Zekka]

THREAD'S OVER.

Aww, damn. Guess I'll just squat this thread and wait for the ARG to start up in about six month's time.

Naw man, this thread was the ARG the whole time. There's information hidden in STOG's voice files after the audio stops playing. If we all collect the bits of data together, it'll reveal a grainy photograph of a safety deposit box, a locker combination, and a set of GPS coordinates, leading us on a fantastic chase through the underbelly of modern society and the highest seats of power in the world.

The endpoint?

STOG Fractions 2.

I can't speak for STOG, but I won't confirm or deny whether hidden information occurs in my music clip.

(no big rabbit holes though)

[STOG]

THREAD'S OVER.

Aww, damn. Guess I'll just squat this thread and wait for the ARG to start up in about six month's time.

Naw man, this thread was the ARG the whole time. There's information hidden in STOG's voice files after the audio stops playing. If we all collect the bits of data together, it'll reveal a grainy photograph of a safety deposit box, a locker combination, and a set of GPS coordinates, leading us on a fantastic chase through the underbelly of modern society and the highest seats of power in the world.

The endpoint?

STOG Fractions 2.

For there to be a STOG Fractions 2, there needs to be a STOG Fractions.

And good luck trying to turn my thought processes into a video game, much less a linear narrative.