Terrible Ideas

[Gyro]

Deranged Cowboys and Indians
Pretty much anything Dozerfleet has come up with could fit here but I chose the one I thought was the stupidest. You've got a stupid, racist premise. A cast of ill-defined, unlikeable characters with terrible names and the entire thing sounds like eight different stupid ideas cobbled together into one disjointed mess.

Dozerfleet has some kind of miraculous talent for coming up with pitches for the fucking blandest stories that are humanly possible to imagine.

[STOG]

Deranged Cowboys and Indians
Pretty much anything Dozerfleet has come up with could fit here but I chose the one I thought was the stupidest. You've got a stupid, racist premise. A cast of ill-defined, unlikeable characters with terrible names and the entire thing sounds like eight different stupid ideas cobbled together into one disjointed mess.

Watch out, Quentin Tarantino, there's a new guy playing with 70mm film cameras and HE HAS A WIKI WHICH CONNECTS THIS CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE TO HIS BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER FANFICTION

COWBOY 1: I've got one eye, and I am racist.
COWBOY 2: Oh yeah? Well I have both my eyes! That means I can be more racist than you!
(A BARFIGHT BREAKS OUT)
INDIAN 1: I think you guys are bad because you shoot and swear a lot.
INDIAN 2: MY NAME IS INDIAN 2. I AM THE BEST CHARACTER ON THIS SHOW. I AM BETTER THAN THE CHEESE AND THE MAYO COMBINED.
(EVERYONE FIGHTS, A HORSE WHINNIES.)

[Sherman Tank]

Deranged Cowboys and Indians
Pretty much anything Dozerfleet has come up with could fit here but I chose the one I thought was the stupidest. You've got a stupid, racist premise. A cast of ill-defined, unlikeable characters with terrible names and the entire thing sounds like eight different stupid ideas cobbled together into one disjointed mess.

The saddest thing is that I'm pretty sure Adult Swim has aired worse cartoons than this.

[Laocius]

The saddest thing is that I'm pretty sure Adult Swim has aired worse cartoons than this.

Yeah, I can totally see that as a Robot Chicken sketch, if nothing else.

[Carbon]

The saddest thing is that I'm pretty sure Adult Swim has aired worse cartoons than this.

Yeah, I can totally see that as a Robot Chicken sketch, if nothing else.

Why is everybody ragging specifically on Robot Chicken all the time when Squidbillies is a thing? Is that just too easy a target?

[EYE OF ZA]

No one liked Squidbillies enough to be able to reference it

[znarf]

Gamer's Hip Clip

List of controllers the moron forgot to build hip clips for:

Mad Catz TE Fight stick
Nintendo Super Scope 6
Nintendo Light Gun
Nintendo Power Glove
Logitech Driving Force GT
DDR Dance pad for Playstation
DDR Dance pad for Xbox
The "Steel Battalion" Controller
Nintendo Mouse and mouse pad from Mario Paint
a Hitbox
Rock Band drum kit controller
Nokia N-Gage
and the Sega Dreamcast controller

[Sherman Tank]

No one liked Squidbillies enough to be able to reference it

I was specifically thinking of this seizure-inducing garbage.