I love that there are people who think Pornhub literally films and publishes all the porn on their site themselves. There was one guy who was the perfect example of this, but "HEY WILL YOU HIRE ME I CAN DO POSSUM AND TINY DICK" and "HEY YOU SHOULD PIXELATE ALL THE EUROPEAN PORNSTARS" were pretty great too.
Also, if anyone is curious about the kind of achievements you can get from browsing Pornhub, a friend and I started doing
a Pornhub doc last year which never really took off, but did include the beginnings of a cheevo-list. For your consideration:
•The Gatherer
•The Freshman
•The Scribe
•Miss/Mister Popularity [That whole thing is the title of the achievement]
•The Prophet
•The Squire
•Philosopher
•Launching Your Brand [Fuuuuuuuuuck]
I forgot to write down what you had to do to earn these, but I hope "Philosopher" is the one for watching porn for three hours straight.