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223: Penis Problems & Water
« on: August 11, 2016, 10:25:51 am »
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« Reply #1 on: August 11, 2016, 10:43:09 am »
I haven't even listened to it and I'm already mad
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« Reply #2 on: August 11, 2016, 10:53:29 am »
I mean at least when someone's told to ingest something harmful it's in such a small amount as to be negligible.

e: "small amount" "not there"
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« Reply #3 on: August 11, 2016, 11:34:00 am »
For some reason, the part that annoyed me the most was the guy who recommended taking 3 doses of sulphur. Sulphur by itself is fine, as it's a component used in building amino acids, which forms proteins in turn, so it's not bad for you in moderation like everything else. But you can get your recommended dosage through eating vegetables like a normal person, not by diluting it with water like an idiot.

I hadn't known anything about homeopathy before now, but apparently it's the saviour of dudes with dick problems everywhere!
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« Reply #4 on: August 11, 2016, 11:43:19 am »
...I hadn't known anything about homeopathy before now...

How?

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« Reply #5 on: August 11, 2016, 11:50:01 am »
...I hadn't known anything about homeopathy before now...

How?

I dunno, I just knew it was something under the umbrella of psuedoscience, and was therefore a load of shit, and left it at that. I knew it was a thing, but I didn't know the silly details. I've never even known anyone that was into it!

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« Reply #6 on: August 11, 2016, 12:21:24 pm »
For some reason, the part that annoyed me the most was the guy who recommended taking 3 doses of sulphur. Sulphur by itself is fine, as it's a component used in building amino acids, which forms proteins in turn, so it's not bad for you in moderation like everything else. But you can get your recommended dosage through eating vegetables like a normal person, not by diluting it with water like an idiot.

The thing I didn't explain in the intro is that the remedy is usually diluted to the point where there is none of the original ingredient in it.

A 20C sodium solution is one part sodium in 10^40 water, which means that you have extremely slim odds of having a single atom of the original sulphur remaining in the final remedy.

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« Reply #7 on: August 11, 2016, 12:32:30 pm »
For some reason, the part that annoyed me the most was the guy who recommended taking 3 doses of sulphur. Sulphur by itself is fine, as it's a component used in building amino acids, which forms proteins in turn, so it's not bad for you in moderation like everything else. But you can get your recommended dosage through eating vegetables like a normal person, not by diluting it with water like an idiot.

The thing I didn't explain in the intro is that the remedy is usually diluted to the point where there is none of the original ingredient in it.

A 20C sodium solution is one part sodium in 10^40 water, which means that you have extremely slim odds of having a single atom of the original sulphur remaining in the final remedy.

Then... then why recommend dosage at all, if it's going to be diluted so much? They may have well as recommended arsenic and/or lead since it will be so diluted.

God, homeopathy is dumb as all fuck.

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« Reply #8 on: August 11, 2016, 01:03:08 pm »
Then... then why recommend dosage at all, if it's going to be diluted so much? They may have well as recommended arsenic and/or lead since it will be so diluted.

They do that. The ingredient they prescribe is something that will cause the symptom they are trying to cure. They prescribe arsenic homeopathic remedies for people who vomit a lot. They prescribe caffeine for people with insomnia. It's such obvious bullshit, but people who may or may not be my mother have spent an awful lot of money on it.
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« Reply #9 on: August 11, 2016, 01:09:46 pm »
Jesus christ child homeopathy isn't even funny, it's borderline child abuse

Then... then why recommend dosage at all, if it's going to be diluted so much? They may have well as recommended arsenic and/or lead since it will be so diluted.

For the same reason you repeat a magic incantation an exact number of times rather than just once - because when you quantify something it makes it seem as if it's actually relevant.
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« Reply #10 on: August 11, 2016, 01:12:10 pm »
Homeopathy To Marie is my favorite Nurse With Wound album

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« Reply #11 on: August 11, 2016, 01:13:01 pm »
"I want to sex with my wife daily."

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« Reply #12 on: August 11, 2016, 01:22:31 pm »
It's cool you got one of the Portal of Evil guys on the podcast.

Also these people are just as incoherent and stupid as I always expected homopaths to be.

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« Reply #13 on: August 11, 2016, 01:47:12 pm »
For some reason, the part that annoyed me the most was the guy who recommended taking 3 doses of sulphur. Sulphur by itself is fine, as it's a component used in building amino acids, which forms proteins in turn, so it's not bad for you in moderation like everything else. But you can get your recommended dosage through eating vegetables like a normal person, not by diluting it with water like an idiot.

The thing I didn't explain in the intro is that the remedy is usually diluted to the point where there is none of the original ingredient in it.

A 20C sodium solution is one part sodium in 10^40 water, which means that you have extremely slim odds of having a single atom of the original sulphur remaining in the final remedy.

Then... then why recommend dosage at all, if it's going to be diluted so much? They may have well as recommended arsenic and/or lead since it will be so diluted.

God, homeopathy is dumb as all fuck.
Because water maintains a memory of what's been put inside of it, so it remembers the sulfur/arsenic/lead and then woobly joobly your pannis work sex time all time

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« Reply #14 on: August 11, 2016, 02:09:26 pm »
I'm pretty sure that site is Indian, which explains so much about the weird language issues. Saying you're "non-vegetarian" is a common thing in India/Pakistan/Bangladesh.
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