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Topic: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*  (Read 71794 times)

Bobguinary Novel

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I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup* #690
Some of the rules I remember:

Paul steely side eyes the baker when they make terrible choices
"Soggy bottom"
Someone drops a utensil
We added a rule for anyone who made a balls joke
Someone gets the Hollywood Handshake
Someone adds booze to their recipe
Bobguinary Novel, September 26, 2020, 08:12:20 pm
Oh wow, these are great, totally stealing this

whenever someone makes a pun, or when a judge uses the the word "clumsy"
Bobguinary Novel, September 26, 2020, 08:12:20 pm
Please don't drown worms
LaserSeusan, September 27, 2020, 05:46:44 pm

One of the rules I saw online said to drink every time they showed a illustration of what a contestant was going to make, and that's just pure death

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I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup* #691
I'm convinced that the person who came up with the drink every time you hear "Fukui San!" for an Iron Chef drinking game was trying to rack up a body count.
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I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup* #692
I'm convinced that the person who came up with the drink every time you hear "Fukui San!" for an Iron Chef drinking game was trying to rack up a body count.
Salubrious Rex, September 27, 2020, 09:03:30 pm
i like "any time they refer to someone under 40 as surprisingly successful for their age, as if they're babies."
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I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup* #693
WEll I don't have a job anymore - quit it in an emiotional rage that built up over a long long time, the catalyst making me redo an entire powerpoint on a sunday after my family visiting for the weekend. (the fam visiting might not have helped the emotional state tbh).  I've had a few days to process it and I feel shame for quitting a """good job"" (decent pay with benefits) during a combo pandemic/recession, and a whole heck of a lot of fear about the future, but I don't think it was the wrong desicion. Maybe wrong time, and mabye not the best the method, but it's done and done. No sense in wallowing in what-ifs and what-could-of-beens when i've cast the dice. I have to truly believe that i'm good enough and can make this work!!!!
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I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup* #694
WEll I don't have a job anymore - quit it in an emiotional rage that built up over a long long time, the catalyst making me redo an entire powerpoint on a sunday after my family visiting for the weekend. (the fam visiting might not have helped the emotional state tbh).  I've had a few days to process it and I feel shame for quitting a """good job"" (decent pay with benefits) during a combo pandemic/recession, and a whole heck of a lot of fear about the future, but I don't think it was the wrong desicion. Maybe wrong time, and mabye not the best the method, but it's done and done. No sense in wallowing in what-ifs and what-could-of-beens when i've cast the dice. I have to truly believe that i'm good enough and can make this work!!!!
Bobguinary Novel, September 30, 2020, 09:50:42 pm
you're not only good enough, you deserve it to work.

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I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup* #695
Ah crud its happening again, I'm drunk AND depressed *mocking gameshow music plays*

Edit: also forgot to bring my earbuds so I can't retreat somewhere and listen 5o music on my phoness speakers people tend to get the wrong idea and asssumee the worse
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I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup* #696
Paul steely side eyes the baker when they make terrible choices
"Soggy bottom"
Someone drops a utensil
We added a rule for anyone who made a balls joke
Someone gets the Hollywood Handshake
Someone adds booze to their recipe

If you want to get really fucked up, whenever someone makes a pun, or when a judge uses the word "clumsy"
Bobguinary Novel, September 26, 2020, 08:12:20 pm

Trip report: Paul doing the steely eyes is the real killer here. The technical is a nice break but still. I didn't play the bonus pun rule but my pre-assessment is that I will definitely run out of alcohol, or die, or both.

"Rainbows represent the NHS" is pretty weak bullshit though Paul.

I'd propose adding "Matt Lucas does a stupid voice" as a rule for this season.

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I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup* #697
If I were you I wouldn't have Issues to deal with. Waste a time really

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I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup* #698
cum golem lol

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I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup* #699
I wanna make another drink, but every drink I take is starting to do that thing where it makes me nauseous. But I'm also way too cognizant and don't appreciate it

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I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup* #700
Well this makes almost three posts in a row, a spiritual bingo for "Hey you're becoming an alcoholic maybe chill out on that for a few weeks yeah?"

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Alcohol consumption should be easier if I can just be allowed to retreat and have to time to myself when I need it and I should be fine