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Topic: 236: Mana From Heathens  (Read 17782 times)

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236: Mana From Heathens #30
I think Soylent Founder is too rich to realize he's depressed.
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236: Mana From Heathens #31
Convince him to see a therapist by pretending it's this new app, Therapyst
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236: Mana From Heathens #32
Convince him to see a therapist by pretending it's this new app, Therapyst
EYE OF ZA, December 19, 2016, 03:54:14 pm

Crowd-sourced therapy, where it takes the responses of millions of users, and distills it down to the most perfect answer to your problem. Answer a simple, five question quiz (reduced questions in future versions) to determine your illness, and then the phone creates a personalized psych-bot for you to speak with. It will also send you random text messages to inquire how you are doing.
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236: Mana From Heathens #33

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236: Mana From Heathens #34

Sherman Tank 1.6 bad taste caused by genetics?, December 19, 2016, 05:04:21 pm

IT DIDN'T COME WITH FREE ECTOCOOLER YOU IDIOT
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236: Mana From Heathens #35
Fuckin' expiration dates, how do they work?

Oh, wait, it's Soylent, there probably isn't one.

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236: Mana From Heathens #36
Fuckin' expiration dates, how do they work?

Oh, wait, it's Soylent, there probably isn't one.
Sherman Tank 1.6 bad taste caused by genetics?, December 19, 2016, 05:15:13 pm

WE HAVE MOVED BEYOND EXPIRATION DATES, FOR THE FUTURE NEVER EXPIRES YOU FLESHY MEAT SACK

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236: Mana From Heathens #37
"I'm confident in my ability to digest anything natural because I was homeschooled by a cult that preaches that diarrhea is sin leaving my fleshly prison."
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"I'm confident in my ability to digest anything natural because I was homeschooled by a cult that preaches that diarrhea is sin leaving my fleshly prison."
Dawnswalker, December 19, 2016, 05:33:32 pm
Talk about dirty pillows, jeez.

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236: Mana From Heathens #39
Fuckin' expiration dates, how do they work?

Oh, wait, it's Soylent, there probably isn't one.
Sherman Tank 1.6 bad taste caused by genetics?, December 19, 2016, 05:15:13 pm

Well, yes and no.

All products are marked with either an expiration date (EXP month/year), best by date (BEST BY month/day/year) or manufacturing date (MFG month/year).Quote from

Immediately after that official result, there are a bunch of threads about whether it's safe to drink expired Soylent, because of course.

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236: Mana From Heathens #40
If it already has mold, what's a little expiration going to do to make it worse?

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236: Mana From Heathens #41
One of those Soylent alternatives you read made me do a double take and check if it actually exists.

Purelent.

"Purelent" is one letter away from and almost identical in pronunciation to "purulent," which means "consisting of, containing, or discharging pus."
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236: Mana From Heathens #42
"Purelent" is one letter away from and almost identical in pronunciation to "purulent," which means "consisting of, containing, or discharging pus."
Spacebat, December 20, 2016, 12:15:29 am

Truth in advertising?

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236: Mana From Heathens #43
i have a lot of Things To Say about soylent but ultimately i'm a bit confused by it. nutritionally complete foodliquids already exist and are used in hospital, either given orally, through a nasogastric tube or intravenously in the form of parenteral nutrition. while it isnt the best to rely on them permanently, you can subsist on them for years at least.

Comprehensive Soylent Gas Post (and a solution you may not have heard of)Chemical Warfare (self.soylent)
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236: Mana From Heathens #44
Spice up your weekend with a delicious Soylentini! All you'll need is 1 oz. of Soylent, 1 oz. of Vanilla Vodka, and oz. of Creme de Cacao. Shake it up with ice and serve in a Martini glass! Garnish with fresh chocolate syrup to your heart's delight.

If it's in a Martini glass, then it's a Martini.

Soylent + vodka is basically like a mudslide . Tricky to get the mix right, though.
« Last Edit: December 20, 2016, 12:44:57 pm by Chaymie »