236: Mana From Heathens

[Adam Bozarth]

I think Soylent Founder is too rich to realize he's depressed.

[EYE OF ZA]

Convince him to see a therapist by pretending it's this new app, Therapyst

[Macho Masc Sangy Savage]

Convince him to see a therapist by pretending it's this new app, Therapyst

Crowd-sourced therapy, where it takes the responses of millions of users, and distills it down to the most perfect answer to your problem. Answer a simple, five question quiz (reduced questions in future versions) to determine your illness, and then the phone creates a personalized psych-bot for you to speak with. It will also send you random text messages to inquire how you are doing.

[Sherman Tank]

[Goose Goose Honk At Me Now]

IT DIDN'T COME WITH FREE ECTOCOOLER YOU IDIOT

[Sherman Tank]

Fuckin' expiration dates, how do they work?

Oh, wait, it's Soylent, there probably isn't one.

[Macho Masc Sangy Savage]

Fuckin' expiration dates, how do they work?

Oh, wait, it's Soylent, there probably isn't one.

WE HAVE MOVED BEYOND EXPIRATION DATES, FOR THE FUTURE NEVER EXPIRES YOU FLESHY MEAT SACK

[Dawnswalker]

"I'm confident in my ability to digest anything natural because I was homeschooled by a cult that preaches that diarrhea is sin leaving my fleshly prison."

[Goose Goose Honk At Me Now]

"I'm confident in my ability to digest anything natural because I was homeschooled by a cult that preaches that diarrhea is sin leaving my fleshly prison."

Talk about dirty pillows, jeez.

[JonRG]

Fuckin' expiration dates, how do they work?

Oh, wait, it's Soylent, there probably isn't one.

Well, yes and no.

All products are marked with either an expiration date (EXP month/year), best by date (BEST BY month/day/year) or manufacturing date (MFG month/year).

Immediately after that official result, there are a bunch of threads about whether it's safe to drink expired Soylent, because of course.

[Macho Masc Sangy Savage]

If it already has mold, what's a little expiration going to do to make it worse?

[Spacebat]

One of those Soylent alternatives you read made me do a double take and check if it actually exists.

Purelent.

"Purelent" is one letter away from and almost identical in pronunciation to "purulent," which means "consisting of, containing, or discharging pus."

[Corn Syrup]

"Purelent" is one letter away from and almost identical in pronunciation to "purulent," which means "consisting of, containing, or discharging pus."

Truth in advertising?

[accepting change]

i have a lot of Things To Say about soylent but ultimately i'm a bit confused by it. nutritionally complete foodliquids already exist and are used in hospital, either given orally, through a nasogastric tube or intravenously in the form of parenteral nutrition. while it isnt the best to rely on them permanently, you can subsist on them for years at least.

Comprehensive Soylent Gas Post (and a solution you may not have heard of)Chemical Warfare (self.soylent)
submitted 11 months ago * by teltee

[Chaymie]

Spice up your weekend with a delicious Soylentini! All you'll need is 1 oz. of Soylent, 1 oz. of Vanilla Vodka, and ½ oz. of Creme de Cacao. Shake it up with ice and serve in a Martini glass! Garnish with fresh chocolate syrup to your heart's delight.

If it's in a Martini glass, then it's a Martini.

Soylent + vodka is basically like a mudslide . Tricky to get the mix right, though.