Side Projects Quote Thread

[Dr. Buttplug]

"If you want the Horse Power, you have to put in the Horse Work." ~Mix, EC ep. One Trick Poney

[chai tea latte]

EC #123 - If You Can't Score At Hedonism 2 You Can't Score Anywhere
"This person is, like, complaining about the kid's menu at a Michelin-starred restaurant." --JW Friedman

[Shell Game]

"They warned you it was going to be sexually explicit, they just didn't warn you it was going to be boring." -bumpgrrl

[1234GO!]

REVERT TO NORMAL

[vaMpiresoftWare]

Area Snow Leopard Loses Job
“Answer me these riddles three if it is seek that you Pepsi.” -chai

[Lumbermouth]

Oh hey I found where this should actually go.

"Percocet is INTENSELY gendered."

- Chai Tea Latte, Murder on the Orientation Express

[1234GO!]

"they just did bad platforming to make it hard..."

"to make you hard..."

[Shell Game]

"My love for you is not a fad
please don't judge me for killing my dad

[Dr. Buttplug]

"I am not my brother's cum keeper"

[Salubrious Rex]

You're not just monster cockysing softcore porn, you're doing it wrong!

[chai tea latte]

EC "They Got My Worm!"


DIJON: I am Alive And Among The Living Again And Fear Nothing....
SHELL: Are you a necromancer?? Because that's another reason I would think people would--
DIJON: No, I think I'm an undead paladin, because my defense has been great!
[laughs]
DIJON: And I am moving forward....I will not waste my time on playing games...
SPACEDGOD: Oh, so you're not an Undead Paladin.
DIJON: ...that is not what we need........how about a talk shoe?
CHAI: Well, I think we should actually engage the Cone of Silence on this one, Max.
[podcast stops to groan at the Get Smart reference]

[Lumbermouth]

"I actually DID go to Semen Retention University, I'll have you know!"
"I'm wearing my SRU letterman jacket right now."
"I graduated Never Cum Laude."

Positive Stress and Boots Raingear, Retaining Composure

[Shell Game]

"Any sort of ad blocking software, hereafter referred to as 'anti-tithe', is forbidden!" - Gany