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Topic: 265: Only The Preambles To Recipes  (Read 4267 times)

Lemon

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265: Only The Preambles To Recipes
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265: Only The Preambles To Recipes #1
This might be the worst meme reading yet.

Edit: Wow, I had no idea that Squiddy could do the Bozarth Blubber.

Edit #2:  Ahoylemon.xyz is not a law firm.
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Iím so glad you asked about my favorite Buster Keaton gag! Dude was the Jackie Chan of the 1920s.
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I'd like to read an essay by Lemon about memes.
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There is something satisfying about opening up a new package of Crisco, but I don't think I could get a novella's worth of words out of it.

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When the quinwar comes, couscous lovers will be the first up against the quinwall.
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I'd like to read an essay by Lemon about memes.SirSlarty, November 05, 2017, 07:07:24 pm
A peer-reviewed paper by Lemon, Portaxx and Lowtax.
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I love the concept of the preambles to recipes, i was laughing pretty hard. Great show yall!

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This episode reminded me of the idea I had a while back to make a recipe site, but instead of using the preamble to blog about my life, it would be short serialized pulp adventure stories, like explaining how they picked up this recipe for coconut borscht after leading a mutiny on a Soviet nuclear submarine and landing on an uncharted tropical island.

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Lentils and White trash enchiladas have never been so infuriating
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I just spent an embarrassing amount of time trying to find a correlation between day drinking and Mommy/crafting dad type bloggers after Squiddy made some jokes in this episode. It turns out that statistics on alcoholic dependency show a decrease in recent years in the U.S. while "Mommy" blogs have ballooned into the millions since 2011.

While anecdotal evidence shows that people are likely to come up with bad ideas over brunch cocktails, my theory does not pan out when you get to the actual statistics.
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This episode was a funny sleep hit sort of episode.  The idea didn't sound too funny at first, but I was dying.  Achilles and Squiddy killed.
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Achilles and Squiddy killed.znarf, November 08, 2017, 02:20:31 pm
I'm listening to it again right now, and Squiddy's breakdown at the end might be her best performance since the fuckdoll episode.

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265: Only The Preambles To Recipes #14
That meme reading by Lemon was the heaviest thing ever read on the podcast. I was screaming internally the whole time.

It kinda made me want to make a compilation of Lemon overreacting at memes; the only episode that comes to mind for now is Ridiculist's Passions but I remember another one where Portaxx is memeing from the intro on but I cannot put a name on it, I guess you could call that a Catch-22. Anyone remembers which one that would be? Also, if you can remember any other episodes where Lemon gets meme'd at?
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